START: Kingman Island (575 Oklahoma Ave NE
Washington D.C., DC 20002)
Hare: Assfixiation
There will be a pre-lube, 4-check, socially distant social stroll trail from 12 to 2:30. There will also be an unmanned, no-check trail on beautifully scenic Kingman Island
A-A. Start will be RFK parking lot outside the Kingman Island gate. There will be 2 trails: a pre-laid Kingman Island trail, and a social-stroll trail with 4 neighborhood stops.
The social-stroll is a pavement-pounding walkers’ delight. It has the bare minimum mileage to take you past your favorite city hashers. You can say socially-distant hellos to Chip n Failz, Downward Facing Doggy Style, Lorena Hobbit, Daddy’s F’cking Lost and more—— as long as you use the yet-to-be-determined means to let them know you’re headed their way between the house of 12 and 2:30.
Stay social and stay dry. Or go run around the woods and then socialize. Choose your own adventure.