There will be no trail this week. Charm City is doing their 12 Bars of Christmas. Next week’s trail will be hared by Sushi, details will be posted next week.
Past Trails
DCH4 Trail# 2292 – 11/29 @ 2pm
Get your livers ready, where gonna get white girl wasted on a 7 shot check trail to celebrate Tramps 7 years of hashing debotchery
🐇 Hare: Tramp-sub-stantiation
⏰ time: 2 pm
📍 location: piney orchard elementary parking lot.
2641 Strawberry Lake Way, Odenton, MD 21113
https://maps.app.goo.gl/UmpYBM1YKmLGgQdh8?g_st=ipc
💴 cost: $10 (for all them shots)
🏃♀️ distance: 4.69 miles, trail will be A-A, one trail to rule them all with LOTS of checks for your faster bastards.
🍃 shiggy, 2.69, minimal, mostly paved and established dirt trails, unless I change my mine the day of.
🐕 dog friendly: yes
Stroller friendly? Maybe? If you have a mega all terrain stroller?
No DCH4 Trail this week 11/22
There is no trail this week due to VA Interhash. Join us next week 11/29 for Tramp-sub-stantiation 7 year hash-a-versary. More details cumming soon…
Drinking Practice 11/15 @ 2pm
Since nobody signed up to hare, there will be a drinking practice starting around 2pm at Silver Branch Lagerhaus and Biergarten on Colesville rd in downtown Silver Spring.
DCH4 Trail# 2291 – 11/8 @ 2pm
***NOTE START TIME OF 2PM***
THE BOURBON TRAIL!!
Today we celebrate the 236th birthday of our GM’s other favorite beverage: BOURBON! On November 8th, 1789, Elijah Craig first distilled whiskey from corn in Bourbon County, Virginia (which is now in modern-day Kentucky). Come dressed as your favorite bourbon barrel! Or don’t, I’m not your mother. Don’t like it? Fine, celebrate the 1,633rd anniversary of when Emperor Theodosius declared Christianity as the state religion, ya prude. Dress as your favorite martyr, I don’t care because I’ll be busy sipping BOURBON!
Side note: arrive early and visit the College Park Aviation museum before you run! Admission is $5. Probably not dog friendly though.
🐇 Hare(s): Close Encounters of the Turd Kind
📍 Location: College Park Station Parking Garage, 4928 Campus Dr, College Park, MD 20740
⏰ start time: 3pm
🏃♀️ Distance (Runner/Walkers): 1.8/2.6 mi runners, 1.5/1.0 mi walkers
🌿 Shiggy Level (out of 10): 7 for runners (bring dry shoes), 0 for walkers
👶 Stroller Friendly? Yes (for walkers)
🐕 Dog friendly?: Yes (for all)
💵 Cost: $7
📱Hares contact number: 850-685-2218
DCH4 Trail# 2290 – 11/1/25 @ 3pm
DCH4 Trail #2290 – Skeleton Crew Trail
When: Saturday, November 1 – 3:00 PM start
Where: Kensington Parkwood Elementary School – 4710 Saul Rd, Kensington, MD 20895
https://maps.app.goo.gl/RvQ58eJfGV8LwGJ7A
Hares: Cum Scene Investigator, Just Joseph the Mini Hare
Details: A-A; One trail to rule them all: 4.69 miles? (with this hare probably a bit more);
Shiggy level: 3.69/10
Hash Cash: $7
Stroller friendly: No; Dog friendly: Yes (likely not on-after)
What to bring: Cranium lamp (just in case), dry shoes, vessel, and optional “ofrenda” items listed below.
On Día de los Muertos, run with spirits and honor the dead—bring your brightest colors and your thirst for life (and beer). We’ll wander between worlds, chasing flour through the land of the living and the slightly undead/hungover.
We’ll have a Día de los Muertos ofrenda (altar) 🕯️ at end circle to honor hashers who’ve passed. Bring a photo of a hasher no longer with us, plus either their favorite food, drink, or hobby memorabilia (beer and hab are basically required sacraments anyway). No planned speeches, just a space for them to circle up with us again. 💐
On-after: Tia Queta (4839 Del Ray Ave, Bethesda, MD 20814) or Guapo’s (8130 Wisconsin Ave, Bethesda, MD 20814) to decide at trail end.
Hare contact number: 787-451-9798
No DCH4 Trail This Week 10/25
There will be no trail this week. We’ve decided to invade White House H3 on Sunday 10/26. For more info go to…
https://hashrego.com/events/wh4-trail-2208-the-velociraptor-trail
DCH4 Trail# 2289 – 10/18 @ 3pm
DCH4 Trail #2289 – “Mediocrity in Motion”
A to A Trail
When: Saturday, October 18th –
3:00 PM start
Where: 6805 Geneva Lane, Temple Hills, MD 20748 (park in driveway or on street.
Hare(s): THE VIRGINATOR & Roose Rips
Hash Cash: $7
Gather ‘round, wankers — it’s time for another DCH4 exercise in barely controlled chaos. This Saturday, your hares are leading an A-to-A trail that promises absolutely average shiggy, a healthy dose of pavement pounding, and enough booze stops to make your FitBit call the cops. Expect 4–5 miles for runners who hate themselves and 3–4 miles for walkers who just want to gossip and drink in peace.
Trail difficulty clocks in at a 2.69/5, because it’s funnier that way. You’ll sweat, you’ll swear, and you’ll probably wonder why you didn’t just stay home, but that’s hashing, baby.
Karaoke may be featured if enough degenerates stick around. If you overindulge and can’t drive, don’t fret, crash space is available for those too blitzed to wobble home.
So come on out, bring your thirst, your questionable decisions, and your trail shoes. Expect mediocrity, deliver debauchery, and drink like you mean it.
On-on! 🍻
No DCH4 trail this week 10/11/25
There will be no trail this week 10/11 due to DC Red Dress Run. You must rego to attend. To rego, visit https://hashrego.com/events/dc-rdr-carnival?fbclid=IwdGRleANTW3NleHRuA2FlbQIxMQABHtnO4vsvPTiTEJH3j7FQVNooGJjWdEHMbH3gcmm_5zVk7u3r8IASHQ4MSal4_aem_egNi2snnBpvmKLT6Sfyt6Q
DCH4 Trail# 2288 – 10/4/25 @ 3pm
Start: 13421 Georgia Ave Silver Spring MD 20906
Nearest metro: Glenmont – take M20 or M22 – 15 min ride from metro or text PJ for pick up at 240-672-8819
Hare: Princess Jizzmine
Details: A-A
Runners: 4 miles / 2.69/5 shiggy
Walkers 2 miles / 1.69/5 shiggy
Post lube: 7 Locks Brewery
12227 Wilkins Ave Silver Spring, MD
Closest metro from 7 locks: Twinbrook
What to bring:
Hash cash 💰($7)
Clean dry clothes & shoes/ dry bag 👟
A positive attitude 😆
Vessel 🍺