Past Trails

Start: Muirkirk MARC station ( 7012-B Muirkirk Road, Beltsville MD )

Trail A-A`

Theme: Slimy’s Letterkenny Super-Soft Birthday Party

Shiggy level – possibly 11/10 depending on how the hares feel

Hares: Slimy Limey, Preteen Protein & Unleash the Furry + special guests maybe

On-After: 7600 Old Muirkirk Road (about 0.66 miles from start) – Slimy’s end-of-birth-week party

REMINDER!! Gather at 1:00pm. Pack away at 1:30pm

Support local beer and get yer run on!

METRO UPDATE!! West Hyattsville metro is closed. There are shuttle busses provided at Ft. Totten. Plan your travel accordingly. 

Start: West Hyattsville Metro. Leave yer car at home. Follow marks to start in parking lot. Bring ID and credit card.

Hare: Deaf Lesbian

Rally at 1pm. On Out at 1:30pm sharp!

Trail about 6 miles. No checks.

We will hit up 5 breweries, rain or shine, pandemic be damned. Hare will lay flour to all and sweep pack. End circle upstairs at The Public Option.

There will be a patch challenge! (That is if they arrive on time).

Take Metro home via Rhode Island Av/Brentwood Metro.

Location: Blueberry Cohousing Common House 9701 Farmside Place, Vienna, VA

Theme: Find your thrill at Blueberry Hill (Cohousing)

Hare: Naturerunner

Trail: Trail set by 10am hash standard time, circle up at about 10:15am, pack away after instructions, intros, song, etc. There will be two walker trails and a runner trail. One walker trail will be OK for dirt road strollers. Great shiggy for runners and a tiny bit for one of the walker trails. There will even be a BEER CHECK!!! Shiggy level could get to 6 out of 10

Cost: Free, but a small donation for the food would be appreciated.

Safety: We strongly encourage all wankers to bring a phone on trail with them. Just don’t lose it in a creek like Dyke Tyson.

Miscellaneous Notes: As usual, bring dry shoes, water, and clothes in a small bag, not your airport suitcase. Remember hats, sunscreen, bug spray, and bring water.

ON-AFTER PARTY: On after will include tortilla chips and dips, fajitas, beans, corn on the cob, margaritas, beer, and watermelon punch. There will be an outdoor area with slip n’ slide, dining area inside with tables for all, showers, and downstairs area with a pool table and foosball table.

To Receive Credit for Trail: Show up at start time and make sure to sign in!

Or, for continued A.S.S. hashing: Post pictures showing that you were on trail to the Mount Vernon H3 Facebook page or to MVH3.MM@gmail.com. Post or send email by midnight on Sunday for trail credit.

*Please note MVH3 is following the current CDC safety guidelines regarding COVID-19. Please respect personal space and bring a mask.

Where: Burnt Mills West Special Park, one driveway south of 10700 Columbia Pike (aka Rte 29; aka Colesville Road), north of Silver Spring, MD

A to A; Doggie friendly (with leash for road crossings); not stroller friendly

Runners and Walkers Trails. With rain in the forecast Thursday and Friday, there “might” be some mud…

When: Saturday, July 3, 2021; 3pm

Hares: Pervarotti, Count Crackula

Cost: $0; 1 Beer check; cheese puffs; BYO everything else

From DC Beltway – I-495, cumming from the West: Take exit 30A, to merge onto US-29N/Colesville Road north toward Columbia.  Go north for 1.5 miles to bottom of hill, and immediately after crossing the bridge for the Northwest Branch, with a dam to your left, turn left into the parking lot near the dam. Park and Hash. (parking is also available across the street at 10701 Columbia Pike, at Burnt Mills East Special Park) If you see the Trader Joe’s on your right, you have gone a bit too far.  **FYI: When you cross the bridge, Colesville Rd becomes Columbia Pike—they are both Rte. 29.

From DC Beltway – I-495, cumming from the East: Take exit 29 for MD-193W (north)/University Blvd to Wheaton. After 0.5 miles, right at the third light on Colesville Road/Rte. 29, go 0.9 miles to bottom of hill, and immediately after crossing the bridge for the Northwest Branch, with a dam to your left, turn left into the parking lot. Park and Hash. (parking is also available across the street at 10701 Columbia Pike, at Burnt Mills East Special Park) If you see the Trader Joe’s on your right, you have gone too far.

From the north, proceed south on Rte. 29 (you can take Rte. 200/Inter-county Connector to Rte 29). From the intersection with Rte. 200 (ICC), go south on Rte. 29/Columbia Pike for 4 miles. About a mile after New Hampshire Ave, you will see a Trader Joe’s and then a gas station on your left, make a right into the parking lot just before the bridge. Park and hash. (parking is also available across the street at 10701 Columbia Pike, at Burnt Mills East Special Park)

On-After: The 4 Corners Pub; 10111 Sutherland Rd, Silver Spring, MD; at the intersection of Rte. 29 and University Blvd.; 301-593-2900

Hare cell: 240-413-2388

Start: Maple Wood Alta Vista Park – 5209 Alta Vista Rd Bethesda, MD 20814

Hare(s): Princess Jizzmine & Jr Bacon Heaveburger

Theme: Fauci Ouchie!

Hash Cash: $5.00 US (Hangover is back to regular trails!!)

Trail Details:

A to A; Trail Length (Approx): Penguin – 2 Miles Turkey- 4 Miles Eagle- 6 Miles; Shiggy Rating: (1=None to 10=Jungle Bushwacking) Penguin – 0 Turkey – 7 Eagle – 7; Runners and turkeys bring a dry bag; Dog Friendly: Yes for all, on leash Only hardy dogs on Turkey and Eagle; Stroller Friendly: Eagle – No Turkey – No Penguin – Yes

Hares away – 10:00am

Pack away – 10:15am

D’Erections: May Google Ever Be In Your Favor https://goo.gl/maps/u9R1jY8ABxLuMoXj9

Parking: Parking lot by the Rock Creek Dance Academy, and there’s street parking

Metro Accessibility: Grosvenor Strathmore & Medical Center – Redline 2 miles from start

More Info: Hangover is going back to normal trails. You can still do trail ISO if you’d like, but it won’t be ready till after the live trail which is at 10am on Sunday. Please note there is no organized brunch for ON – AFTER, but we will be holding circle and providing beer and various other beverages just like the before times.

On “Day of Rest… F*ck Th@t!” On

Start: 7630 Telegraph Rd Alexandria, VA 22315 – The Kiss and Ride at the South corner of Hayfield Secondary School parking lot (just off Telegraph Road, next to the Dairy Queen).

Hash cash: $6.

Trail: A to A.

Dog Friendly: No, there are no pets allowed on school grounds.  

Stroller Friendly: Yes, on walkers’ trail.

Walkers’ Length: 3.25 miles

Runners’ Length: 5-ish miles

Shiggy: 3, but bring your Tech-Nu

Stuff to bring: Mask for the unvaccinated, vessel, bug spray, sunblock, Tech-Nu

Hares: Mr. Happy Pockets, Bootlegger, All Day All Night

On After: Fair Winds Brewing Company, 7000 Newington Rd, Lorton, VA 22079

Start: Rosslyn Metro – 1850 N Moore St Arlington, VA 22209Link

Location Details: exit by bus stop entrance on N Moore St, follow marks across the street to the plaza and look for w*nkers milling about

Sign-up: https://hashrego.com/events/1966-memorial-day-trail

In honor of Memorial Day, please join Ginger and Tour as they lay trail near-ish Arlington National Cemetery and the Iwo Jima monument. Veterans, “Full Metal Jacket” cosplayers and anyone who wants to get back to live trails are welcome! In addition this will also be a DCH4 Invasion!

YOU MUST REGO THROUGH HASHREGO FOR TRAILS (You may pay in person still, but you will still be directed to complete the rego form.)

Trail: A-A’

Bag Vehicle: Yes

Dog friendly: Yes for both Runners and Walkers

Stroller friendly: Yes for Walkers, yes for Runners

Walkers’ Length: 2.269 miles

Runners’ Length: 4.69 miles

Shiggy: 3

Theme: Memorial Day

Stuff to Bring: Mask for the unvaccinated, vessel for the mug bin, bug spray, sunblock

Cost: $5

Hare(s): Ginger Snatch, Tour Duh Whore, Mystery Hare

SAFETY THIRD!

Good news folks, while the mask mandate for Virginia is ending before this trail date, and we can stop bothering vaccinated people about their masks outdoors, unvaccinated hashers are still expected to wear their masks in circle and/or maintain their distance.

Everyone should still have their mask with them at start/end, and maybe soon we’ll be on the ball enough to start doing on-afters again!!!

Start: 6400 Beulah Street Alexandria VA 22310 – Back of parking lot by the picnic tables

Theme : San Isidro Day – Bailemos Chotis!
Time: by 1PM on Saturday, Nov 14 through Sunday, Nov 15.

Cost: $0, BYOB but there will be a beer/limonada check during certain hours on Saturday

Trail Deets: Chulapos y Chulapas, it’s time to dance the Chotis in the streets of Madrid! Can’t get there this year? We have our own San Isidro Festival in Alexandria. Have no idea what the hare is rambling about, google “San Isidro patron saint of Madrid”, Chotis, Chulopos/as. Kudos to those that dress appropriately.

Trail will be ready by 1pm on Saturday. If you’re on trail Saturday afternoon, expect some rosquillas y limonada. Low on the shiggy meter but PI protection recommended. Runners trail 4-5 miles, Walkers 2-3 miles.

1. DCH4 is still iso-hashing so show up when you please but be mindful of crowds. Virginia is not requiring mask outdoors at this point but it’s advised if in a crowded area (which will be a low chance on this trail). Bring a mask on trail just in case

Getting there:

Driving: From I495, take Van Dorn Street Exit. Go south on Van Dorn Street. Take a right on Franconia Road. Left on Beulah Street. Look for “Alexandria Braces” just past the Franconia Fire Station. Turn into that parking lot.

Metro: Franconia/Springfield and FFX Connector Bus 310. Or go to Van Dorn Street and walk/uber to start location. Both on blue line.

Listen up half minds! As of today (4/22/21) we have no more hares for the rest of 2021. Please sign up to hare, or there will be no trail. Contact the hareraiser Late Nite Drive Thru (latenitedrivethru@gmail.com) or your Grand Master Ass Spelunker (ass.spelunker.h3@gmail.com) if you would like to hare.

That is all, you can now go back to your regularly drunken lives.