Past Trails

Start: Saints Row Brewing (1211 Taft St Rockville).

Shot Check: Twin Valley Distillers (1029 E Gude Rd Suite 105 Rockville)

End: True Respite Brewery (7301 Calhoun Pl #600 Derwood)

Date and Time: 4/16/22 @ 3PM (Although, you could start earlier if you wanna enjoy more beer)

Hare: Pickup Hash/Brewery Crawl (Could be you)

Cost: $0 Hash Cash, Pay as You Go

Details: Depending on interest, we can have a pickup hash where a random person gets a bag of flour and attempts to get us to our next destination. If you catch the initial hare, you become the next hare. Technology encouraged (because we really want to get to the drinking establishments). Or we could just do a leisurely walk to Twin Valley Distillers & True Respite. Also, this is a farewell to Saint Row Brewing. Apparently they’re changing locations.

Details on Saint Row found here.

https://facebook.com/events/s/an-evening-of-fond-farewells-l/506745884189627/

Since there are so many folks that used to regularly converse on Yahoo and have removed themselves from FB, we are finally getting an email group going again. Please ask to join the google group at – https://groups.google.com/g/dch4/about

Ok all, the weather is getting nicer outside. So that being said, we need hares! The dates listed below are wide open.

3/12 – BAH3 Green dress (no hash, unless someone really wants to hare.)

3/19 till the end of the year – OPEN!!!

Contact the hare razor if you wanna hare at latenitedrivethru@gmail.com

Theme: Cupid’s Chokehold (Wear pink/red. Dont be afriad to wear dungeon attire(not the D&D type)

Where: Calvert Brewing Company – 15850 Commerce Ct, Upper Marlboro, MD 20774

Hares: Ate Ball Cum Pocket and S/Kooter Kunte

Hash Cash: $6

Shiggy Level: 3.69

Trail Description: Trail will be A-A, One trail. Most of trail will be laid live, so don’t piss off the hares.

Checks: 1 Beer, 1 Shot

Ate Ball’s Cell is 843-475-2827. Texting is best, especially if you get lost on trail.

Theme: Just Another Excuse to Drink and Follow Flour to Find More Libations

Where: Franconia-Springfield Metro Station

Start Directions: The outdoor park and ride lot diagonal to the bus bays if the weather is good. Inside the 6th floor parking garage by the elevators if the weather is shitty.

Hares: Cup Dispenser, Screeching Eargasm, and Just Mackenzie

Hash Cash: $6

Trail Description: Trail will be A-A, runners 5-ish and walkers 3-ish. Most of trail will be laid live, so don’t piss off the hares or they will make the runners closer to 10 miles and the walkers less than 2 miles. Shiggy will be less than 1.69 for both trails if the weather is good, but 10.69 if the weather is snowy or icy. Bring a chair for circle, vessel for booze (contrary to her name Cup Dispenser will NOT have extra drinking cups for wanks who don’t bring their vessel), and snowshoes, ice skates or X-country skis if the weather is wintery. Everything will be outdoors, so dress accordingly. On after to be decided by the pack after circle: there are plenty of places willing to feed and lubricate you in the Springfield area.

Cup Dispenser’s cell is 724.831.6560. Texting is best, especially if you get lost on trail.

TRAIL STARTS AT 5PM

December 25th (Xmas Day) trail – prelube starts at 3PM, Trail at 5PM!

Prelube starting at 3PM (unless you do MVH3 and don’t leave) at 31 Garden Drive Alexandria, VA
Start of TRAIL: 0.3 miles from Prelube at. corner of Wheeler Ave and S. Gordon Street Alexandria, VA 22304
https://goo.gl/maps/rhwn8qu8tm1Wdg1c6

Cost: $6

Hares: Pay Per View and Tour duh Whore, assisted by the MVH3 hares (Unholy Nipples and Black Cock Blocker)

Theme: Ugly Xmas Sweater and tacky lights trail

Other details: PLEASE RSVP – we have no clue what to expect with trail being on a holiday. The prelube/end location is the end of MVH3. If you don’t have a life, spend your day off drinking with friends by making it a double header. DCH4 will be a casual stroll checking out the neighborhood lights. More than likely will have a bit of “holiday spirits” on trail. Dry trail, bring a flashlight just in case.

Where:  Cabin John Park – approximate address 10900 Westlake Dr, Bethesda, MD 20817 https://goo.gl/maps/yoMCsJ4qxrozxWnT8

Start directions:  There are at least 3 entrances to Cabin John park and the roads are not connected, please be sure to use the entrance that is directly across from the MoCo Schools Bethesda Maintenance Depot, not the park entrance for the ice rink and ball fields. Park at the far (south) end of the parking lot.

When: 11/20/2021 2pm *daylight savings early start time enacted*

Hares:  Canned P***y, Late Nite Drive Thru

How Much: $6.00

Trail Description:  A-A, Length: Runners – 3+ miles with a water crossing, Walkers 2+ miles will stay dry, Shiggy level: 1-2, expect a few thorns, dog friendly (not sure about on-after), stroller option available, PI still possible at this time of year, hopefully the bees are past their prime, bring a dry bag if you are a runner and a headlamp if you are concerned about being out after sunset

Themes:  National Absurdity Day; Thanksgiving pre-lube

On-After:  Lahinch Tavern & Grill – 7747 Tuckerman Ln, Potomac, MD 20854

Hare(s) Phone #: (773) 531-3209

Another way to express interest in haring trails has been established, the new app will even track trail counts. Try it out and let us know what you think. https://harriercentral.com/

Start: Crown Beer and Wine (303 Copley Pl, Gaithersburg, MD 20878)

Date: 11/13 @ 3pm

Hare: No Child left behind

Details:
Pay as you go trail featuring three beer stops and the trail will be live. 4 miles with a turkey split to 2.5 ish.

Where:  Cabin John Park – approximate address 10900 Westlake Dr, Bethesda, MD 20817 https://goo.gl/maps/yoMCsJ4qxrozxWnT8

Start directions:  There are at least 3 entrances to Cabin John park and the roads are not connected, please be sure to use the entrance that is directly across from the MoCo Schools Bethesda Maintenance Depot. Park at the far (south) end of the parking lot.

When: 11/20/2021 2pm *daylight savings early start time enacted*

Hares:  Canned P***y, Late Nite Drive Thru

How Much: $6.00

Trail Description:  A-A, Length: Runners – 3+ miles with a water crossing, Walkers 2+ miles will stay dry, Shiggy level: 1-2, expect a few thorns, dog friendly (not sure about on-after), stroller option available, PI still possible at this time of year, hopefully the bees are past their prime, bring a dry bag if you are a runner and a headlamp if you are concerned about being out after sunset

Themes:  National Absurdity Day; Thanksgiving pre-lube

On-After:  Lahinch Tavern & Grill – 7747 Tuckerman Ln, Potomac, MD 20854

Hare(s) Phone #: (773) 531-3209

Next DCH4 trail – Halloween 🎃 trail!!

Date: Saturday 10/30 at 3PM

Cost: $6

Location : intersection of Floyd and Wheeler Avenue- plenty of street Parking. Approximate address 3945 Wheeler Ave .

Directions: from I395 to Duke Street East, take right on Floyd. Park on Floyd or Wheeler.

Metro: blue/yellow line to King Street station. Check bus schedules for rides to start.

Other details: A to A’. Prelube and on in at Port City Brewery. Bring dry shoes and layers. Walkers about 3 miles , runners 4-5. Dog and stroller friendly options . Costumes not required but highly recommended. Dogs allowed outside at brewery, bring credit card, ID and smart phone for easy ordering. Food truck on premises but not sure what is scheduled for that day.