Past Trails

Start: 7630 Telegraph Rd Alexandria, VA 22315 – The Kiss and Ride at the South corner of Hayfield Secondary School parking lot (just off Telegraph Road, next to the Dairy Queen).

Hash cash: $6.

Trail: A to A.

Dog Friendly: No, there are no pets allowed on school grounds.  

Stroller Friendly: Yes, on walkers’ trail.

Walkers’ Length: 3.25 miles

Runners’ Length: 5-ish miles

Shiggy: 3, but bring your Tech-Nu

Stuff to bring: Mask for the unvaccinated, vessel, bug spray, sunblock, Tech-Nu

Hares: Mr. Happy Pockets, Bootlegger, All Day All Night

On After: Fair Winds Brewing Company, 7000 Newington Rd, Lorton, VA 22079

Start: Rosslyn Metro – 1850 N Moore St Arlington, VA 22209Link

Location Details: exit by bus stop entrance on N Moore St, follow marks across the street to the plaza and look for w*nkers milling about

Sign-up: https://hashrego.com/events/1966-memorial-day-trail

In honor of Memorial Day, please join Ginger and Tour as they lay trail near-ish Arlington National Cemetery and the Iwo Jima monument. Veterans, “Full Metal Jacket” cosplayers and anyone who wants to get back to live trails are welcome! In addition this will also be a DCH4 Invasion!

YOU MUST REGO THROUGH HASHREGO FOR TRAILS (You may pay in person still, but you will still be directed to complete the rego form.)

Trail: A-A’

Bag Vehicle: Yes

Dog friendly: Yes for both Runners and Walkers

Stroller friendly: Yes for Walkers, yes for Runners

Walkers’ Length: 2.269 miles

Runners’ Length: 4.69 miles

Shiggy: 3

Theme: Memorial Day

Stuff to Bring: Mask for the unvaccinated, vessel for the mug bin, bug spray, sunblock

Cost: $5

Hare(s): Ginger Snatch, Tour Duh Whore, Mystery Hare

SAFETY THIRD!

Good news folks, while the mask mandate for Virginia is ending before this trail date, and we can stop bothering vaccinated people about their masks outdoors, unvaccinated hashers are still expected to wear their masks in circle and/or maintain their distance.

Everyone should still have their mask with them at start/end, and maybe soon we’ll be on the ball enough to start doing on-afters again!!!

Start: 6400 Beulah Street Alexandria VA 22310 – Back of parking lot by the picnic tables

Theme : San Isidro Day – Bailemos Chotis!
Time: by 1PM on Saturday, Nov 14 through Sunday, Nov 15.

Cost: $0, BYOB but there will be a beer/limonada check during certain hours on Saturday

Trail Deets: Chulapos y Chulapas, it’s time to dance the Chotis in the streets of Madrid! Can’t get there this year? We have our own San Isidro Festival in Alexandria. Have no idea what the hare is rambling about, google “San Isidro patron saint of Madrid”, Chotis, Chulopos/as. Kudos to those that dress appropriately.

Trail will be ready by 1pm on Saturday. If you’re on trail Saturday afternoon, expect some rosquillas y limonada. Low on the shiggy meter but PI protection recommended. Runners trail 4-5 miles, Walkers 2-3 miles.

1. DCH4 is still iso-hashing so show up when you please but be mindful of crowds. Virginia is not requiring mask outdoors at this point but it’s advised if in a crowded area (which will be a low chance on this trail). Bring a mask on trail just in case

Getting there:

Driving: From I495, take Van Dorn Street Exit. Go south on Van Dorn Street. Take a right on Franconia Road. Left on Beulah Street. Look for “Alexandria Braces” just past the Franconia Fire Station. Turn into that parking lot.

Metro: Franconia/Springfield and FFX Connector Bus 310. Or go to Van Dorn Street and walk/uber to start location. Both on blue line.

Listen up half minds! As of today (4/22/21) we have no more hares for the rest of 2021. Please sign up to hare, or there will be no trail. Contact the hareraiser Late Nite Drive Thru (latenitedrivethru@gmail.com) or your Grand Master Ass Spelunker (ass.spelunker.h3@gmail.com) if you would like to hare.

That is all, you can now go back to your regularly drunken lives.

What: Not Quite 4/20 Trail
When: Sat, April 17. Trail available after 1:00. Even though some of us are vaccinated, we’re still doing social distancing.
Where: Kemp Mill Rd and Old Randolph Rd (1,000 ft south of regular Randolph Rd), Wheaton-Glenmont. A little further and you can park on either side of Kemp Mill.
Hares: Standard Deviant, Pervarotti and maybe other S2H3 hashers.
Trail: Obviously this will be a perverted deviant trail, though you might be able to stay dry. Runner/Walker split. Maybe Turkey/Eagle split. Probably a beer check.
Bring a little cash if you want the 2021 S2H3 t-shirt.
Huh?: 301-919-8109

Where:  Adelphi Mill Recreation Center – 8402 Riggs Rd, Adelphi, MD 20783

Hares:  Late Nite Drive Thru & Ass Spelunker

Theme: LNDT Turns 45!

Trail Description:  A-A, Length 3-ish miles, Shiggy meter: 3, BRING a dry bag – good chance of getting wet on trail, tough dog friendly, not stroller friendly

Hare(s) Phone #: (757) 636-2524

Hares: Dyke Tyson and Pay Per View

Start/End: Parking Garage of Barcroft Sports and Fitness Center

4200 S Four Mile Run Drive Arlington, VA 22206

https://goo.gl/maps/9sFnX5yRXFvVSpXN6

Trail Lengthen

Runners Trail: 3-5

Walkers Trail: 2-3

Shiggy Rating:

Low, it’s Arlington

Stroller: Yes

Dog Friendly” Yes

Where: North Four Corners Local Park – 315 University Blvd W, Silver Spring, MD 20901

May Google be your guide!

Still recovering from last weekend’s VD? This week’s hares have the cure in the form of a trail!

When: Saturday, 2/20 by noon, maybe before

Who: Princess Jizzmine, (s)Kooter Kuntae, and you FFs

Runners: around 7 miles, shiggy rating 4

Walkers: less than runners on both parts

Strollers: as long as it’s not icy/muddy you should be ok

Doggo: Just Riley would give two thumbs of approval if he only had thumbs

Note from the hare razor: Need hares for 2/27 & 3/13! Or for anytime April and beyond.