DCH4

DC Harriettes And Harriers Hash House

Past Trails

DCH4 Trail #2115: 7/25 1pm onwards – Porn & Muddy break The Virg for his 40th

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Hares: Porn to Fail, Muddy Twaters, The Virginator

Start: 6805 Geneva Ln Temple Hills, MD 20748

Trail Description: A to A trail. Trail will be 90% shaded. It will be wet to help cool things down, so dry shoes and socks will be needed. Mostly ankle deep, but you can get waist deep if you want to cool off – in which case bring dry clothes as well. Headlamp might be useful, but not absolutely necessary. Turkey = 2.75 – 3.5 miles; Eagle 3= 3.5 – 4

It will be hot as balls out – bring plenty of water and sunscreen.

*please practice social distancing*

Please join us on Zoom at 6pm for a virtual circle.
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DCH4 Trail #2114: 07/18/20 12pm West Hyattsville, MD

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Where: Streetcar 82 Brewery Co. 4824 Rhode Island Ave, Hyattsville, MD.
https://www.streetcar82brewing.com/read-me
https://goo.gl/maps/gxicK2tNmMdNKwN99

Start directions: Do NOT park in S82 parking lot. Park on Rhode Island Ave. Look for chalk talk and On Out arrows.

Hare: Deaf Lesbian

Theme: How Will Hell Be Any Worse? Joint trail with WH4

Trail Description: Mostly pavement but will include water crossings. Depending your height, ankle – knee high. Trail 3-4 miles. Watch out for rabid geese. Trail laid at noon.

Other Trail Notes: Deaf Lesbian hits the 5-0 next week. Ass, cash, grass: all are suitable gifts.
No cash at brewery, bring plastic.

Hare(s) Phone #: 571-242-2247. Shouting useless, text only.

*please practice social distancing*

Since this is a joint trail with WH4, the Zoom will be held on Sunday at 6pm instead of Saturday.

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DCH4 Trail# 2113 – 7/11/20 @ 1pm onwards

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Start: 6th St. NW & Florida Ave NW, Washington DC

Hare: Cocktease Falcon

Trail description: 1 trail for walkers and runners; stroller and dog friendly
If there are any issues on trail, please contact the hare at 559-652-1685.

Please continue to social distance.

Join the Zoom meeting at 6pm to be included in the virtual end circle.

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DCH4 Trail #2112: 7/4/20 1pm onwards

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Due to the nationwide uptick in COVID-19 cases, DCH4 will continue to host socially distant trails. This means that Spelunker & Late Nite will not be hosting their annual Independence Day after-party/on-on barbecue at their house. Stay safe & healthy!

 

Start Location: Meadowbrook Softball Fields #4, 5, 6 – parking lot at the intersection of Beach Dr & Pinehurst Parkway, Chevy Chase, MD *overflow parking available at Meadowbrook Local Park along Beach Dr.
Hares: Late Nite Drive Thru & Ass Spelunker
Trail Description: 1 trail for walkers & runners not to exceed 4 miles, expect a mix of urban and wooded trails, do not anticipate water/mud shiggy, no beer check, chance for PI – low, chance for ticks – medium/low. If the hares are motivated, they may add an eagle split.
Hash Cash: $0 – BYOE (Bring your own everything)

 

* We plan on bringing our canopy and propane grill to the park if anybody wants to bring stuff to drink & grill – BYOB. Our grill is a small camping grill, so if anybody has a bigger one (*insert Beavis and Butthead laugh here*) you can bring it as well. Also bring camp chairs (possibly an extra canopy too if there are enough of us).

 

*please practice social distancing*
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DCH4 Trail #2111: 6/27/20 DCH4 invades MVH3

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Location – Behind Sherwin Williams paint store at 7644 Richmond Hwy Alexandria, VA 22306 (look for postal vehicles)

Hares: Porn To Fail (PTF) and Loan Shark (LS)
Hare phone numbers: PTF (571) 215-4407 – LS (703) 850-7805

Walkers Trail about 3 miles
Runners trail roughly 4.5 miles
Strollers: Call PTF beforehand to discuss
Trails will be marked with Green flour, Green chalk and Green tape

There will be intersections AND bad trails. Since this is ASS hashing 1 puff of flour off a check will indicate True Trail. Bad trails will not be onerous

Shiggy factor 3-6 on all trails
Moistness factor 3-4 on all trails

There will be beer provided at finish from 10AM to 3PM for those wankers not smart enough to bring their own.

Special note about dogs:
All dogs are fine on walkers trail. Small dogs that can be carried for 150 yards or so OK on runners trail. There will be a work-around for larger dogs on runners trail. PLEASE, do not take larger dogs on this section of runners trail.

*please practice social distancing*

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DCH4 Trail# 2109 – 6/13/20

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Start: Georgian Forest Local Park (2720 Silverdale Dr, Silver Spring, MD 20906)  ~1.5 miles from Glenmont metro
Hare: Bobbin for Buttplugs
Time: June 13th – Anytime after 12:00. Circle up on zoom at 6:00pm

Trail info:

  • A-A, Turkey/Eagle splits. Eagle ~5mi true. Shaggy Factor: 2/5, but everyone gets wet and filthy just as you like it.  Traditional marks. No backchecks or YBFs. All falses shall be hard falses. Wankers who live to zen will probably live to regret it.
  • Trail will be dog friendly (must be on leash). Will not be stroller friendly. There shall be one beer check.

Hare’s cell: 301-910-9975

*please practice social distancing*

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DCH4 Trail# 2109 – 6/6/20

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Start: Rolling Terrace Elementary School (705 Bayfield st. Silver Spring, MD)

Hare: Ass Spelunker and Late Nite Drive Thru

Time: June 6th – Anytime after 12:00. Circle up on zoom at 6:00pm

Trail info: There will be one trail not to exceed 3.5ish miles. A-A, trail will be dog friendly (must be on leash). May not be stroller friendly. However there are easy work arounds. There may even be one beer check 😁

Hare’s cell: 757-636-2524 or 240-274-3707

All complaints should go to Alpha Hare

*please practice social distancing*

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DCH4 Trail# 2107 – 5/30/20

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The “Any Hole in One Will Do” edition

* Hare: RU-469, Pour Some Custard On Me, Just Gibson (Alpha) and maybe a mystery hare

* Time: 30 May 2020 at 1:00. Circle up on zoom at 6:00

* Start location: The now closed Red Gate Golf Course Parking Lot. 14500 Avery Rd Rockville Md. Look for chalk marks near clubhouse.

* closest metro is Rockville and you can take Rideon 48 or 49 bus to Avery and Norbeck and then a 10 min walk to start.

* Trail info: 1 trail; A to A; about 4 miles. Shiggy socks recommended and PI is possible

* trail is dog friendly but not stroller friendly (although you could stay at the golf course and walk the course with a stroller)

* Hare’s cell: 301-802-2938

All complaints should go to Alpha Hare

*please practice social distancing*

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DCH4 Trail# 2106 – 5/23/20

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The “Fuck, Marry, Kill” edition

Hare: The Cocktease Falcon

Time: 23 May 2020 at 1:00. Circle up on zoom at 6:00

Start location: Union Station @ 50 Massachusetts Ave NE, Washington, DC 20002

Directions: From the station entrance, turn left and look for marks out by the Capital bike share racks

Trail info: 1 trail; A to A; 3-4 miles

Hare’s cell: 559-652-1685

Join the Zoom meeting at 6pm to be included in the virtual end circle.
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Meeting ID: 481 059 341

Password: 696969