Listen up half minds, with a new year cums a new calendar (funny how that works). As of today (1/10/21) we have zero hares for all of 2021. If you would like to hare in this new and hopefully better year then 2020. Please sign up to hare, or there will be no trail. Contact the hareraiser Late Nite Drive Thru (latenitedrivethru@gmail.com) or your Grand Master Ass Spelunker (ass.spelunker.h3@gmail.com) if you would like to hare.
That is all, you can now go back to your regularly drunken lives.
Past Trails
DCH4 Trail #1235 – 1/2/21 10am onwards Silver Spring, MD
Theme: The Post-Holidays “I need to start getting my @$$ in gear” trail (aka The Anti-12 DDs of Hashmas)
Where: Nolte Local Park – 200 Denver Rd, Silver Spring, MD 20910
Start directions: Trail will start leading west on the paved trail that starts where the parking lot ends
Hares: Late Nite Drive Thru & Ass Spelunker
How Much: $0
Trail Description: A-A, expect hills on both trails, 1 shot stop at our house, it will be warm out but we might have a fire if we replenish our firewood by then; Runners: 4.5 – 5 miles, shiggy rating – 1-2, Walkers: 3.5 miles, stroller friendly
Hare(s) Phone #: (757) 636-2524
DCH4 Trail #2134 – 12/26/20 10am onwards – Island of Misfit Toys
Hares: Tour duh Whore and Pay Per View
Where: 5951 Franconia Rd Alexandria, VA https://goo.gl/maps/UV63yG3pth8tDTDx6
over flow parking available on Villa Street
When: Sat/Sun Dec 26th/27th (possible trail on 25th if weather allows). Trail will be ready by Saturday 10am for wankers but to really enjoy the holiday lights, sunsets at 453PM! IF we have trail for Friday, it will be after sunset only!
Cost: $0, BYOB. Santa will have goodies after sunset only.
Other Deets: Virginia limits gathering to no more than 10. Wear a face covering. There will be runner, walker, and stroller/holiday light trail. Come dressed as your favorite misfit toy, wear a ugly sweater or holiday gear. Doing trail after sunset is highly encouraged as there will be special visits from the holiday “spirits” of Christmas past, present and future. Not making any promises they will be out during the day.
Directions: From anyway take I495 to Van Dorn Street exit South. Take a right onto Franconia Road. Left onto Em Street. Park on one side only of Em Street. If parking is limited, go back to Franconia Road, take first right onto Villa and park there. Metro is not running on weekends, don’t try.
DCH4 trail# 2133 – 12/19/20
HASH: Buck Naked Brawler John VFW Trail
WHERE: John Lyon VFW 3150, 2116 19th St N, Arlington, VA 22201 parking lot (opens @ 11:30)
HARE: Buck Naked Brawler
START: Leave the parking lot and take left down the sidewalk on 19th St to pick up your first trail marks.
PARK: Park on the street, leave VFW members to park in the parking lot
TIME: Anytime after 12pm and the beer hall inside and outside will be open at 2pm for social distancing $2 beers. The VFW doesn’t open till 11:30.
DEETS: Escape social media and join for this trail. Will have walker/stroller friendly trail and shiggy/runner trail. Grill available and can order pizza again!
DCH4 Trail #2132 – 11/21/20 Buck Naked Brawler John Lyon VFW Trail (86th Anniversary)
WHERE: John Lyon VFW 3150, 2116 19th St N, Arlington, VA 22201 parking lot
START: Leave the parking lot and take left down the sidewalk on 19th St to pick up your first trail marks.
PARK: Park on the street, leave VFW members to park in the parking lot (we are packing Christmas meals for needy soldier families also on Saturday)
TIME: Trail will be ready anytime after 12pm and the beer hall inside and outside will be open at 2pm for social distancing $2 beers in 65/ sunny weather
DEETS: Escape social media and join for this anniversary trail. Will have walker/stroller friendly trail and shiggy/runner trail; runners trail approximately 4 miles. Grill available and ready at 2pm.
DCH4 Trail #2131 – 11/14/20 10am onwards
Start: 6400 Beulah Street Alexandria VA 22310 – Back of parking lot by the picnic tables
Theme : Pay Per View turns 25!!! Party like it’s 1995!
Time: by 10am on Saturday, Nov 14 through Sunday, Nov 15. (Possible start time on Friday 11/13 if weather permits – watch this space)
Cost: $0, BYOB but there will be a beer check during certain hours during the weekend
Getting there:
Driving: From I495, take Van Dorn Street Exit. Go south on Van Dorn Street. Take a right on Franconia Road. Left on Beulah Street. Look for “Alexandria Braces” just past the Franconia Fire Station. Turn into that parking lot.
Metro: Franconia/Springfield and FFX Connector Bus 310. Or go to Van Dorn Street and walk/uber to start location. Both on blue line.
Trail Deets: Pay Per View turns 25!!!! Not only is it her b-day (she’s much older than 25, btw), it’s the 25th anniversary of her naming. Runners trail will be about 4.5-5 miles, Walkers 2.5-3. BYOB and snacks but there will be a beer check set out during certain times of the day. DCH4 Zoom Circle followed by a dance party later in the evening. All November babies welcome to attend. We’re gonna party like it’s 1995! 90s dance party!
DCH4 Trail #2130 – 11/7/20 12pm onwards
HASH: Cheese Jizz Turkeyble(Its terrible like turkey) Birthday Trail
WHERE: Turkey Run Loop Rd, McLean, VA 22101. Its the first parking lot. Think its C-1.
TIME: Anytime after 12pm.
DEETS: Escape social media and join us for my birthday trail. Not stroller friendly but dog friendly. About 4 miles. Going to have drinks from costco. Maybe a grill.
GPS:
https://maps.app.goo.gl/UuPMff7VQj6Hz6VH9
DCH4 Trail #2129 – DCH4 Participates in DC Full Moon H3 – 10/31/20
Start: Rock Creek Park. Lucky number 13 picnic area Western Ridge Trail, Washington, DC 20015
https://goo.gl/maps/sxtaMw1nZo1hcadv5
https://goo.gl/maps/sxtaMw1nZo1hcadv5
Hare(s): Straight in the Navy, Princess Jizzmine, Special Red, and Ate Ball Cum Pocket
Theme: Autumn leaves with a Blue mOOn, perhaps wear favorite blue attire
Cost: $0.00 US (this is an iso-hash; buy yourself a six-pack to bring on trail or keep in your trick-or-treat bag for afterwards).
Trail info: A to A, Hares away – Long before you do trail, trail will be completed by about 12pm on Saturday; Pack away – Any time after the hares tell you that trail is marked; Length: Eagle- 7.25 Miles, Turkey- 6 Miles, Penguin – 3.5 Miles; Shiggy Rating: (1=None to 10=Jungle Bushwacking) Eagle – 5 (one water crossings, lots of hill climbing and minor shiggy), Turkey – 4 (lots of hill climbing and minor shiggy), Penguin – 3 (lots of hill climbing and minor shiggy); Dog Friendly: Eagle – really tough dogs only..this is a tough long trail, Turkey – yes, if strong dog, Penguin – all doggos welcome; Stroller Friendly: Eagle – No, Turkey – Maybe, Penguin – Yep
Metro Accessibility: Van Ness-UDC Metro Station, Red Line, 1.5 mile from start
Parking: There’s plenty of parking in the lot, and its free!!
Other Details: It is Halloween, but not only that if you look up in the sky at night you see that its another full moon. You know what that means, another Full mOOn H3 trail!! This month’s Full mOOn trail is hosted by Hangover Hash House Harriers. The year 2020 has been so lucky so far, so let’s keep that luck going. Details below: This is the second Full mOOn for October, which makes it one of the rare blue moons. Even more rare is that there are 13 full mOOn’s this year, and you know 13 is such a lucky number. There are hills, rocks, hills, roots, hills, beautiful fall colors, and did we mention there might be some hills? Bring yourself to the trail, but leave your soul behind.. or perhaps one of those cute miniature pumpkins which the hares ask you to leave in random spots on trail, perhaps with a carving made into it.
The hares also recommend everyone bring a face mask on trail, there are several spots where you’d be expected to cross path with others, and its halloween for after all.
DCH4 Trail #2128 – 10/24/20 Pre Halloween EXTRAvaganza
Location: Takoma Metro Station – 327 Cedar St NW Washington, DC
Pre Halloween EXTRAvaganza!
It’s Spooky Season! Help us count down to the Spookiest day of the year by joining us for a fun neighborhood trail visiting some fantastic Halloween decorations and another trail where you’ll see a cemetery and an exorcist house or two…
This is a Princess Jizzmine Double He*ader Patch Challenge! Do both trails (10/24 & 10/25) and submit photo evidence and address to PJ to receive your patch!
Ate Ball Cum Pocket is also leaving soon! Cum help send him off by running his trail!
10/24: DCH4: Halloween Neighborhood Tour
What: a trail to explore some of the awesome decorations that this neighborhood puts up this time of year!
Start: Takoma Park Metro Station, 327 Cedar St NW Washington DC
De’rections: May google be your guide… or the red line
What time: Whenever the hares say it’s ready (probably 12pm onwards)
Who: Princess Jizzmine and maybe a mystery hare
Expect: 5-6 miles with 4/10 Shiggy level for runners and 2-3 miles with 0/10 shiggy for walkers, A-A
Safety notes: Bring he*ad (who said head?!) lamp if running after 4peeeem, both trails doggo friendly, walkers stroller friendly
There might be a beer check at Casa PJ 🤷🏼♀️ for the first 30 lucky wankers
10/25 BAH3: The Exorcist Trail
What: Another Spook-tacular Trail! Visit the two sites of the homes that inspired The Exorcist, and maybe a cemetery…
Start: Colmar Manor Community 3510 37th Ave, Colmar Manor, MD 20722, exact start within park TBA
De’rections: May google be your guide… closest metro is West Hyattsville (green/yellow) ~3 miles from start, so call someone unless you’re extra motivated
What time: 12:69 peeeeem unless stated otherwise
Who: Princess Jizzmine, Straight in the Navy, Ate Ball Cum Pocket, and a mystery hare
Expect: 6-7 miles for runners, ~3 miles for walkers, shiggy level TBA
Please stagger hash times, socially distance, wear face masks, and wash your hands ya filthy animals!
DCH4 Trail #2127 – 10/17/20 12PM onwards WH4 Invasion
Location: Barcroft Community Center – 4200 S Four Mile Run Dr, Arlington, VA
Hares: Bumspringa, Cock-A-Thong and Juan in a Million
Weather dependent, trail will be ready at 12:00p on SATURDAY, Oct 17, 2020 until the trail disappears WH4 iso-Trail #1951.69 The Whore Mile Run Trail!
Start: SATURDAY, Oct 17 at 12pm. A-A trail from the top of the (free) parking garage at Barcroft Community Center, 4200 S Four Mile Run Dr, Arlington, VA.
Distance/shiggy rating/notes:
• Eagle 5.5 miles/6 for steep inclines/declines, water crossing, no tunnels.
• Turkey 4 miles/4 for steep inclines/declines. Tough dog friendly.
• Walkers 3 miles/1 and is stroller and dog friendly.
• Regular checks and standard hash marks. Hare marks in flour and chalk (see IRL Chalk Talk for colors)
Deets:
• Carry ID and beer money for DIY BC and DIY On-After.
New District Brewery is less than 1 mile from start at 2709 S Oakland St, Arlington, VA. Open Saturday 12–10PM and Sunday 12–6PM.
• Wear a mask where necessary, use hand sanitizer, and employ social distancing.
• “BC/SC” mark(s) = down-down what you’re carryin’ ‘round.Trail Rules:
• !!DO NOT MARK/SOLVE CHECKS!! Use twigs, rocks, etc. to temporarily mark checks but sweep them away before continuing.
• DO bring chalk to touch up the hare marks for the next Quaranteam when necessary. Use hare arrows when On-On to touch up flour hash marks: /______
• DO take plenty of photos and upload them to the Hash Flash (see link above).
• NO guaranteed Harecohol. Each Pack hasher is their own BF1 meaning BYOLibations and orange food (or do the DIY BC and DIY On-After).
• Hashers not trashers.
• “BC/SC” mark(s) = down-down what you’re carryin’ ‘round.
• Follow CDC guidelines. Wear a mask. Maintain at least six feet of social distance from anyone outside of your live-in Quaranteam. Wash your hands.Here’s the unofficial schedule (all times HST):
By noon Saturday (weather dependent): Hares have finished dead laying trail
12:00p Saturday – Hashers can begin On-Out’ing on trail! (see rules)
WH4 Hash Cash: FREE! for iso-Trail & virtual Circle (but no trail credit earned, see below)
WH4 Trail credit: Due to the clusterfuck that would be trying to log every halfmind r*nning iso-trails and attending virtual Circle, the ONLY way for the Pack to earn trail credit is to pay ~$1 hash cash via these payment methods.There is NO additional requirement beyond the ~$1 payment to earn trail credit (ie. attending iso-trails or virtual Circles) but we do hope you participate in one or both of those hashtivities.
WH4 Frequent Hashers Card: If you’ve already purchased a Frequent Hashers Card (~$10 for 11 credits), please email leadhashcash@whitehousehash.com with your hash name and trail date each time you’d like to redeem one of your 11 credits to receive trail credit.
Hares’ Checks and Hash Flash:
View the Hares’ Checks and Hash Flash link here: https://bit.ly/2KiwK56