DC Harriettes And Harriers Hash House
Theme: Freedom Party (bring your patriotic attire)
Start: 8010 Piney Branch rd, Silver Spring, MD 20910 (Spelunkers and Late Nites house)
Hares: Late Nite and Spelunker
Cost: $10 (There will be food)
Details: Trail will be A-A, stroller and dog friendly.
On After and party will follow trail at our house. There will be a keg of Dogfish Namaste. If you get drunk, there will be crash space available.
Complaints: Late Nite @ 240-274-3707 or Spelunker @ 757-636-2524
DCH4 Trail#2061 Leg 1 of the Dumbass Double**
Where: Valley Mill Special Park: E Randolph Rd, Colesville, MD 20904
When: 3PM Saturday, 6/29
Cost: $6
Hare: Crash Test Dumbass
Trail: A-A, Runners & Walkers, dog friendly bring a leash. Treat this as an extension of a BAH3 trail: wet, PI, Shiggy, bugs, webs, mud, etc.
On After: Buffalo Wings & Beer 15412 New Hampshire Ave, Silver Spring, MD 20904Located in: Cloverly Village Center
**Butt what duz leg 1 of the Dumbass Double mean??? Nothing unless you are going to BAH3 trail the next day at 3 starting at Crash Test’s Chateau in Catonsville. If you do both then you can get CTD’s patch if you don’t already have it.
Link: BAH3.org
TIME: Gather 2:30; HARES AWAY: 3:00 pm
PRELUBE: Mt Vernon starts at 10am from the same location as DCH4, so come on out and make it a full day of hashing.
START/END: 7233 Parsons Court, Alexandria, VA 22306 (Spitz’s Place)
TRAIL LOCATION: Huntley Meadows Park & Wetland Trails
COST: $10 (There will be food)
HARES: Spitz.cum & NoChild LeftBehind
BRING: Hash Cash $10 (includes grilled chicken & nonmeat option, salad choices for all of you). Consider bringing a camp chair, clean clothes, bug and sunscreen spray. Wear your favorite TuTu or TwoTwo Shirt, or create something fun (or not) ☺
TRAIL DEETS: You all get TWO trail option: (1) Walker Trail (pedestrian park trail, option for playground and activity center) = 2.5-3 miles. (2) Runner Trail between 4 and 6 miles (shiggy factor = 5 – 7 out of 10). Walker trail = 1 beer check/1 shot check; Runner trail = 2 beer checks / 2 shot checks.
KID / DOG FRIENDLY: Yes (dogs on walker trail must be leashed but NOT allowed on boardwalk portion); Runner dogs fine on trail, keep controlled please. Kids / dogs welcomed at Spitz’s place.
ACCESSIBILITY FACTOR: If coming by car — plenty of parking in this townhome lot. Park in center area and NOT at numbered parking spaces. If coming by Metro or bus – closest is Huntington Metro Station which is the terminus for the Yellow Line. And /or try https://moovitapp.com/ to figure it out. Call Hare if you need a Metro pick up to start.
BACKGROUND (for those historic folks): Huntley Meadows dates back to the mid-1700s, when George Mason bought the land that now occupies the park. Over the years it was sold and eventually became property of the federal government, and it was used for top secret communications testing in the 1950s. It also housed anti-aircraft protection for the nation’s capital during that same time. Huntley Meadows is a 1,500-acre park with hiking trails and wetlands that are home to more than 200 species of birds.
LOST, DAZED, CONFUSED: Call Spitz.cum 570.291.5011
Location: Lake Frank Parking Lot off Avery Rd. (Unnamed Road, Derwood, MD 20855
Just an FYI, to accommodate Tour Duh Hash, there will be no DCH4 trail Saturday June 8th. If you’re looking to hash, DC Red Tent starts at 10am and Smutty Crab at 3pm. For more info visit DC Full Moon website.
https://sites.google.com/site/dcfmh3/home/dc-tour-duh-hash
DCH4 Trail #2058 Tour duh Hash Leg #2 – 6/1/19 3pm Colmar Manor, MD
Where: Colmar Manor Community Park – 3510 37th Ave, Colmar Manor, MD 20722
Start location: There are 4 parking lots in the park. We will meet in the central parking lot, which is located by making a right past the soccer field and will be the first parking lot on the left.
Hares: Late Nite Drive Thru, Ass Spelunker, FeyLAY!!!, IE Shmegg, Mrs. Shmegg
How Much: $6.00
Walkers Trail Description: A-A’ or A-A, 2+ miles, dog and stroller friendly, no PI likelihood or water crossings
Turkey/Eagle Trail Description: A-A’ or A-A, 3+ miles for Turkey vs 3.5 for Eagles, Turkey trail is tough dog friendly, expect swamp muck, ankle-deep water crossings, and lots of PI and mosquitos
On-After: DC Brau (1.3mi from start) – 3178-B Bladensburg Rd NE Washington, DC 20018
Ass Spelunker’s Phone #: (757) 636-2524
What: A Memorial-able Frackin’ Trail!
Location: Fort Totten Metro Station, 38.953484, -77.004431 (or just get off the damn train and look for marks!)
Hares: I Shart the 80s and Just Matt
Time: Saturday, May 25, 3:00 PM,
Cost: $6
Details: A-A, Trail is strictly BYOV as there will be no single use cups, straws or Harrietts provided on trail. Bring ID and extra $ because it is going to be long and hard. Dry bag with clean clothes and deo are requested.
It is going to be hot, hot, hot so dogs are OK but have mercy on the poor buggers and leave them home in the A/C. Strollers & walkers OK on walker’s trail.
Donkey cart available for bags, dog and pony show for everyone else.
Directions:
By car: Just get HERE
By metro: Around 15 ft from the Fort Totten Metro Station (and all its colors of the rainbow).
On After: Jackie Lee’s (116 Kennedy Street, Washington 20011
Hare cell: 240-423-9126 (but I will laugh my ass off if you can’t find circle)
Where: Somewhere near Brookland metro?
Start directions: TBD
Hares: I Shart the 80s & a mystery hare
How Much: $6.00
Trail Description: TBD
On-After: TBD
Hare(s) Phone #: (xxx) xxx-xxxx