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Tour Duh Hash 2019 – DCH4 Trail# 2058 @ 3pm

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DCH4 Trail #2058 Tour duh Hash Leg #2 – 6/1/19 3pm  Colmar Manor, MD

Where:  Colmar Manor Community Park – 3510 37th Ave, Colmar Manor, MD 20722

Start location:  There are 4 parking lots in the park. We will meet in the central parking lot, which is located by making a right past the soccer field and will be the first parking lot on the left.

Hares:  Late Nite Drive Thru, Ass Spelunker, FeyLAY!!!, IE Shmegg, Mrs. Shmegg

How Much: $6.00

Walkers Trail Description:  A-A’ or A-A, 2+ miles, dog and stroller friendly, no PI likelihood or water crossings

Turkey/Eagle Trail Description:  A-A’ or A-A, 3+ miles for Turkey vs 3.5 for Eagles, Turkey trail is tough dog friendly, expect swamp muck, ankle-deep water crossings, and lots of PI and mosquitos

On-After:  DC Brau (1.3mi from start) – 3178-B Bladensburg Rd NE Washington, DC 20018

Ass Spelunker’s Phone #: (757) 636-2524

DCH4 Trail# 2057 – 5/25/19 @ 3pm

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What: A Memorial-able Frackin’ Trail!

Location: Fort Totten Metro Station, 38.953484, -77.004431 (or just get off the damn train and look for marks!)

Hares: I Shart the 80s and Just Matt

Time: Saturday, May 25, 3:00 PM,

Cost: $6

Details: A-A, Trail is strictly BYOV as there will be no single use cups, straws or Harrietts provided on trail.  Bring ID and extra $ because it is going to be long and hard. Dry bag with clean clothes and deo are requested.

It is going to be hot, hot, hot so dogs are OK but have mercy on the poor buggers and leave them home in the A/C.  Strollers & walkers OK on walker’s trail.

Donkey cart available for bags, dog and pony show for everyone else.

Directions:

By car: Just get HERE

By metro: Around 15 ft from the Fort Totten Metro Station (and all its colors of the rainbow).

On After: Jackie Lee’s (116 Kennedy Street, Washington 20011

Hare cell: 240-423-9126 (but I will laugh my ass off if you can’t find circle)

DCH4 Trail# 2056 – 5/18/19 @ 3pm – Not Another Banacostia Trail

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Hares: Banana Condom, Incredible Edible Schmegg, Mystery Hair
Cost: $6
Details: A-A’, runners will have shiggy. Walkers will have less shiggy. Dogs OK on trail (not on-after). Strollers and bum knees probably OK on walkers trail with work-around (talk to the hairs).
Directions:
By car: Just google map it here
By metro: About 1 mile from the Potomac Ave. Metro Station (Blue, Orange, Silver). Cross the Anacostia River on the John Phillip Sousa Bridge and follow the Anacostia Riverwalk Trail north to the pavillion.
Hare cell: 503-278-6081

DCH4 Trail# 2055 – 5/11/19 @ 3pm

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What: DCH4 Annual Phat Boy Hash
Location: Thor and Sushi’s place (Valhalla) 10704 Margate Rd. Silver Spring, Md 20901
Hares: Thor, Sushi, possibly others.
Cost: $6
Details: this is a mostly walking trail with multiple drink stops.  It’s a Phat Boy Hash!  Seriously consider bringing your own drinking vessel, as we will be out and about and sharing before heading to the next drink stop. A-A
Directions: North of 4 Corners area, off of Southwood and US 29\Columbia Pike.  GPS or Google it.
Parking is in the neighborhood and limited, so carpool if you can.  If you are Metro-ing it, Forest Glen is closest, but Silver Spring and Wheaton aren’t that far, either.  Hare will probably be laying trail, so let us know if you need a ride and we’ll try to arrange something.
On After: 4 Corners Pub.
Hare cell: 678-779-5089 (I know, weird area code).

DCH4 Trail# 2054 – 5/4/19 @ 3pm

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What:  May the Fourth Be with You Trail (even though there’s no real theme).
Location: Woodley Park Metro Station, 2700 Connecticut Ave NW, Washington, DC 20008 (marks to grassy knoll)
Hares: Special Red with Papal Smear, Lorena Hobbit, and Deaf Lesbian
Time: Saturday May 4th at 3pm
Cost: $6

Details: Some urban shiggy, reasonable distance (~7km). Walkers and Runners split. One Beer Check, possible shot check. Mostly stroller and dog friendly, with some pavement work-arounds. Walkers trail is stroller friendly.

Directions: Woodley Park Metro Station, 2700 Connecticut Ave NW, Washington, DC 20008 (marks to grassy knoll). Ride a train or bus. I have no idea on parking personal vehicles.
On After: TBD
Hare cell: 443-532-0146

DCH4 Trail# 2053 – 4/27/19 @ 3pm

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Stevie Wunderlic, Fey LAY and Just PJ present DCH4 trail 2053, the “When I’m 64” Hash in scenic Brookeville, MD.   In honor of Fey and Stevie’s April 1955 birthdays.
 
 
Location:  Wunderlic Manor, 19421 James Creek Court, Brookeville, MD 20833

Hare Cell:  240-620-6885 Stevie
Trail notes:   Mostly wooded, stream crossings (bring dry shoes), not too long, Walkers and Runners split.   TWO BEER CHECKS.  Not Stroller friendly, leashed dogs OK on trail and at on-after.
On after at Wunderlic Manor, with food and an epic bonfire.
Hash Cash:  $9
Directions:    James Creek Court is off Gold Mine Road, which runs east-west between Georgia Ave and New Hampshire Ave in Brookeville (just north of Olney and  Route 108).  HOWEVER, the intersection of Gold Mine Road and New Hampshire Ave is closed due to bridge replacement.  If using New Hampshire Ave to access Gold Mine Road (coming from the South), turn LEFT at Brooke Road, about 1 mile BEFORE Gold Mine Road.  Then turn RIGHT on Chandlee Mill Road and proceed about 1 mile to Gold Mine Road.  You will be past the detour and only one block from Stevie’s.  If you use Georgia Ave to access Gold Mine Road, you are not affected by the detour.

 

DCH4 Trail# 2052 – 4/20/19 @ 3pm

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DCH4 Trail# 2052 – 4/20/19 @ 3pm 

What: DCH4 Trail #2052; a Joint Collaboration Trail with DCH4 and S2H3 (Strolling Stoners H3); A to A’, Runners and Walkers trails, stroller and doggie friendly; no major water crossings, but it will rain a lot Friday and Friday night, so there will be some mud–so you might want to bring a change of shoes….

**Bring cash and ID on trail for optional beer check at another brewery

There will be 2 beer checks, as well as other checks….

When: Saturday, 4/20 at 3pm

How much?  $6

Where: Chuck Brown Memorial; 2901 20th St., NE, DC

The memorial is just west of 20th St, NE, between Hamlin and Franklin Streets, and a couple blocks south of Rhode Island Ave.

It is 1.1 miles from both the Rhode Island Ave and Brookland-CU Metro stations.

Hares: Pervarotti, Quarter Pounder, and Count Crackula

(hare cell: 240-413-2388)

On-After: The Public Option Brewery; 1601 Rhode Island Ave, NE; DC

(opens at 2pm for possible pre-lube, and it is only 2 blocks from start)