DCH4

DC Harriettes And Harriers Hash House

Past Trails

DCH4 Trail# 2040 – 1/26/19 @ 2pm

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DCH4 Trail for 1/26/2019
Time : 2PM

Hares: Tour duh Whore and Pay Per View

Cost: $6

Theme: We don’t need no stinking theme

Location: Ben Brenman Park – 4800 Brenman Park Dr, Alexandria, VA 22304 (Park at the end of Somervelle Street)
https://goo.gl/maps/Lyu1MC6hUr52

Directions:
Metro: Blue/Yellow Line to either King Street or Van Dorn Street Metro. Take a Uber, Bus or have a wanker pick you up.

Driving: I395 to Duke Street exit. East on Duke, Right on Somervelle Street. Meet at the parking lot at the end of Somervelle.

Other trail info: A to A’. Walker, dog and stroller friendly. Shiggy depends on weather but will try to keep your feet dry, bring a dry bag in case of rain.

On On On: TBD but probably Shooter McGees or Los Toltecos.

DCH4 Trail# 2039 – 1/19 @ 3pm

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Start: Nolte Park (200 Denver Rd. Silver Spring, MD  20910)

Hares: Ass Spelunker and Late Nite
Cost: $6
When: 1/19 @ 3pm
Details: Trail is A-A, and dog friendly. Trail can be stroller friendly, there is a work around in certain areas. Trail is pretty slippery in some parts. I’d bring dry shoes just in case. If you’re careful you won’t get your feet wet. However, it’s pretty slippery in some parts of trail.
Metro: Closest metro is Silver Spring (1.5 miles) or Takoma (1.75 miles) both on red line
On After: Astro Lab Brewery (8216 Georgia Avenue, Silver Spring, MD 20910). Only a five minute walk from Silver Spring metro.

DCH4 Trail# 2038 – 1/12/18 @ 3pm – Kiss A Ginger Trail

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It just so happens that kiss a ginger day just happens to fall on a Saturday this year, so what better way to celebrate then to have a  Kiss a Ginger Trail!!! Hared by all your favorite DC Gingers (Well some of them anyway).

Start: Takoma Park Middle School (7611 Piney Branch Rd. Silver Spring, MD. 20910)
When: Jan 12th @ 3pm
Hares: Shamrock your Cock, Ass Spelunker, Ginger Snatch, and Slimy Limey
Cost: $6
Details: Trail will be A-A’. Dog and mostly stroller friendly (there will be ways around). There will be one beer check and 2 shot checks.
Metro: Closest metro to start is Takoma on the red line (about 3/4 mile)
On After: Fire Station 1 (8131 Georgia ave. Silver Spring, MD. 20910)
On After Details: The on After is not dog friendly, however there is an outside seating area, so it can be dog friendly. Closest metro to on After is Silver Spring on the red line (about a half mile)

DCH4 Trail# 2037 – 1/5/19 @ 3pm

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Start Location: Coordinates are  39.111387,-76.855455  in Laurel, MD.
street parking along pilgrim ave.
Dropped pin
Near Pilgrim Ave, Laurel, MD 20723
https://maps.app.goo.gl/nTJ9D
When: 1/5/19 @ 3pm
Hares: Blinded by the Spooge
Cost: $6
Details: Trail is A-A. There will be some shiggy and some pavement. Weather forecast says it may rain, so bring dry shoes and clothes.
On-After: Sip at C Street
24 C St #100, Laurel, MD 20707
(301) 725-2746
https://maps.app.goo.gl/nQ5gc
I don’t think it’s pet friendly. They do have limited seating outdoor.

DCH4 Trail# 2036 – 12/29/18 @ 2pm – 12 Down Down of Hashmas

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NOTE SPECIAL START TIME OF 2PM!!!

12 Down Downs of Hashmas
Where: Takoma Park Middle School (7611 Piney Branch Rd. Silver Spring, MD 20910)
When: Dec 29th @ 2pm
Hares: Late Nite Drive Thru and Ass Spelunker
Cost: $20
Metro: Closest metro to start is Takoma on the red line (3/4 mile from start)
Details: This is the 12 Down Downs of Hashmas. Trail will be A-A’. Dog and stroller friendly. No need for shiggy clothes. You will stay dry. Wear something festive. There will be one beer check and 11 shot checks. Trail will only be 2 or so miles. This is a walking trail singing Christmas carols.
On After: End Circle will be at Late Nite and Spelunker’s house (8010 Piney Branch Rd. Silver Spring, MD 20910) only a quarter mile from start.
On After details: We have two kegs: PBR and Harp. Crash space is available and is highly encouraged. There will be a lot of drinking. We don’t want you to drink and drive, so please crash if you get too drunk. On after is dog friendly (as long as they get along with other dogs). Keep in mind we have two dogs. You will get tons of food as well, so I hope you’re hungry.
Menu: 
 (everything gluten free):
Tuscan White Bean Soup (vegan)
Baked Ham
Sweet Potato Casserole (contains nuts & dairy)
Indian-Spiced Rice Pilaf w/Dates & Parsley (vegan)
Roasted Vegetables (vegan)
Green Beans w/Mustard Vinaigrette (vegan)
Green Salad w/Marmalade Dressing & Toasted Almonds (vegan)
The appetizers will not always be gluten free or vegan.  If you have dietary concerns, please ask me what something contains.

DCH4 Trail# 2035 for 12/22 – Island of Misfit Toys Trail!

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Prelube starts at 3PM, Trail starts about 430PM.
Where: 5951 Franconia Road Alexandria, VA
Hares: PPV and Tour
Cost: $9 or $6 with a side dish
Directions: 
Metro: Take the Blue Line to Van Dorn Street Station.  Take Fairfax Connect Bus 109 or 322 to get you close by. Or walk the mile. Or arrange a ride.
Driving:  I495 to Van Dorn Street Exit.  Take a right off the exit ramp heading south on Van Dorn Street.  Take a right on Franconia Road. Limited parking at the start – park on VIlla Street (a block from the start).
Other trail info: A to A, come dressed as your favorite misfit toy or in an ugly sweater!  Hashmas Carols to be sung. We will burn shit!

DCH4 Trail# 2034 – 12/15/18 @ 5pm

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NOTE THE SPECIAL TIME OF 5pm!!!

 
Where: 9600 Old Spring Rd, Kensington, MD 20895
When: Prelube @ 5pm, Trail starts @ 7pm
Hares: PITA
Cost: $10 (There will be food).
 
Details: Wear something festive, this is a boozy stroll to the Mormon temple. There may be very little running involved. Enjoy the lights, they are amazing.
Location Details: The house is on the corner of East Bexhill and Old Spring Rd. The driveway is on East Bexhill Rd. Look for the waterfall down the front yard.
Questions call PITA @: 301-412-3215
Closest Metro is Forest Glen.

DCH4 Trail# 2033 – 12/8/18 @ 3pm

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Another Shmegg trail in Greenbelt.
Hash Cash: $6
What: I’ll figure it out Saturday morning.  Show up and take your chances.  Bring a dry bag.  Runner and walker options. A to A.
Directions to start:  From the Beltway, take exit 23 Kenilworth Ave. North toward Greenbelt. Go about a half mile and turn right on Crescent Rd. at the light. Go about a mile and turn left on Gardenway at the stop sign. 2 Gardenway Unit S is on the right. Park and hash.  Don’t step on the flowers.  Prelube and on-after is walking distance from start in Roosevelt Center.
Hare Phone: 240.461.3390

DCH4 Trail# 2032 – 12/1/18 @ 3pm – White Elepant / AGM

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Start: Doc Strangelove’s House (10970 Rice Field Place, Fairfax Station, VA 22039)
Hares: Outgoing GMs (Well, one of them at least) – IE Shmegg (possibly others)
When: Dec 1st, 2018 @ 3pm
Cost: This is a potluck, if you bring a dish to share the cost is $6, if not $10
Also Bring: A present for exchange – don’t spend more than $20. We’re hashers, and we’re cheap; however, don’t just bring trash — please be creative! Alcohol is always creative.
AGM Details: Remember, this is also the AGM. We are looking for volunteers for the following positions:
Grand Master/Mistress
Religious Advisor
Hare Razor
Haberdasher
Webmucker
Songmeister
Beltway Bob Rep
Full Moon Ambassador
Sign-In / Hash Cash
Hash Curmudgeon
Trail details: Trail is A-A and start and down downs are in doors.
On After: Doc’s House (same as start)

DCH4 Trail# 2031 – 11/24/18 @3pm – EWH3/WH4/DCH4 Lets get basted trail

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EWH3, WH4, and DCH4 have tightly enmeshed our three foul kennels to bring you the First Anal Turducken Trifuckta Brew Crew Leap Frog Let’s Get Basted! Trail!! Saturday, 11/24, come on out at 3pm for four (4!) beer checks to forget all about the quality family time you just endured. So, stumble off your airplane from Dulles or National, throw your luggage in a bush somewhere, and enjoy top flight brew crew hospitality as Scrotal Recall (EWH3 beer van) and Beer Force One (WH4 beer van) leap frog across beer checks to get you properly lewbed up by sundown (or, I guess we could, you know, put your luggage in one of the vans if we have to). 
 
When: 3pm, November 24th, 2018
Where: Plaza at Rosslyn Metro (1700 N Moore st. Arlington, VA 22209)
 
Hares/Brew Crew/Various MM Randos Who May or May Not Have Some Responsibilities:
Shamrock Your Cock, Tony Panda, Throbbin Hood, Blow Me Closer Tiny Dancer, Atari 6900, Assfixiation, Have You Blown My Stapler, Seven Queer Stitch, Quid Pro Blow, Scrotal Recall, Beer Force One, and on-on
Cost: $7 (Yes, $1 extra. There’s a bazillion beer checks)
 
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A’. Urban shiggy. If it looks cloudy bring an umbrella and show up anyway because These Beers Ain’t Gonna Drink Themselves and I Can’t Remember the Lyrics for the Glorious Victorious Song.
 
How Far: Oh sweetie, it’s four beer checks, does it really matter?
 
On-After: Vinyl Lounge at Gypsy Sally’s; (3401 K st. NW.  Washington DC 20007) There is a free show there at 8 pm.
 
Specials: Your mom thinks I’m special.