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DCH4 Trail #2012 Water Wings or Bastille Day Trail!

July 12, 2018 by Ass Spelunker Leave a Comment

DCH4 Trail 2012 – Water Wings or Bastille Day Trail.

7/14/2018 at 3PM

Hares: Pay Per View and Tour duh Whore

Start: Clyde’s Parking Lot. 1700 N Beauregard St, Alexandria, VA 22311

Directions: I395 North or South to the Seminary Road Exit, exit 4. Take a left on Beauregard Street. Take a right onto Highview to get to the parking lot behind Clydes. Look for wankers milling about.

Metro: Closest Metro is Van Dorn. Many different ways but it seems Pentagon Station (Blue/Yellow lines) then Metrobus 7A are the best bet.

Trail Deets:
Bring water wings cuz this is gonna be a wet one! Even walkers have water crossings! A to A (or A’). Dog friendly, not stroller friendly. Tour phone 703-678-3640

On After: Clyde’s 1700 N Beauregard St, Alexandria, VA 22311

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DCH4 Trail# 2011 – 7/7/18 @ 3:00pm – Spelunker’s 40th Birthday Trail and Party

July 3, 2018 by Ass Spelunker Leave a Comment

Start Location: Spelunker’s and Late Nites House (8010 Piney Branch Rd. Silver Spring, MD 20910)

Time: 3:00pm

Hares: Late Nite Drive Thru and Ass Spelunker

Cost: $9

Metro: Closest Metro is Takoma (one mile from our house). Silver Spring metro is about 1.5 miles.

Details: Tail is A-A, and will be relatively short. We don’t plan on going through water, but I would bring a dry bag just Incase.  There will be one shot check and one Beer check. Pervarotti has gratuitously volunteered his services to help grill. We plan on grilling some chicken and veggies. We will also have a few sides to eat with the chicken and there will be cake and ice cream. There will be a keg of Dogfish 60 min and Natty Boh for the lighter drinkers. Crash space is availabe to all if needed. (We have lots of room)

Pre-Lube: Late Nite and Spelunker’s. If you want an early start, you can show up at noon if you want. If we’re not there, we’re probably laying trail. Grab a seat and have a beer. The back door will be unlocked.

On After: Late Nites and Spelunker’s

We need to finish this keg!!!

Bitching rants complaints: Spelunker’s Cell 757-636-2524 Late Nite: 240-274-3707

 

 

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DCH4 Trail# 2010 – 6/30/18 3PM – Canned Pea’s Birthday Trail

June 29, 2018 by Ass Spelunker Leave a Comment

Start Location for Saturday June 30. 3:00 pm

Carderock Recreational Area Parking Lot Billy Goat C, Potomac, Md. 20854. (not Carderock Park in Bethesda)

From both directions off of (270 to) 495, EXIT 41. Carderock’s street name to the east changes to Forrestal Rd. Continue on Carderock, under a bridge, continue to the right, go to the Billy Goat C parking lot (farthest lot on the right). Please google it from your location, a bit tricky.

On After: Old Angler’s Inn, 10801 Macarthur Blvd. Potomac, Md

Hares: CP and Quick Closing

773-531-3209

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DCH4 Trail# 2009 – 6/23/18 – SPECIAL START TIME 1pm

June 18, 2018 by Ass Spelunker Leave a Comment

What: DCH4 #2009 Tour du Hash
Hares:  Pay Per View, Mrs. Shmegg, I. E. Shmegg, and FeyLAY!
Where:  Northway Fields, Greenbelt MD.  Google Maps thinks the address is 8101 Northway Rd, Greenbelt, MD.  Coordinates:  39°00’25.9″N 76°51’59.5″W
Time: 1:00 pm, Pack away 1:15.
Cost: $6
Dog Friendly: Yes if dogs keep their hashers on a leash.
Stroller Friendly:  Yes if you have a buddy to lift over a few obstacles or ask the hares for a short cut.
Shiggy:  Medium.  Bring a change of shoes just in case. Watch for poison ivy.
Why:  It’s the Tour.  We’re starting earlier than usual to give everyone time to get to
Directions:
From the Beltway, take Exit 23 Kenilworth Ave. towards Greenbelt.  At the light at Crescent Rd., turn right.  Go about 3/4 mile and turn left at Northway just past the crosswalk signs.  Go up the hill and continue straight at the stop sign at Ridge Road.  Continue down the dirt road and look for wankers.  Park and hash.
From the North via B-W Parkway:  Take the exit for MD 193 Greenbelt Rd.  At the light turn right onto Southway.  At the 3rd stop sign turn right on Northway.  Drive down the dirt road to the fields and look for wankers.
Metro: Green Line to Greenbelt.  Catch a G12 or G14 bus and get out at Northway.   Walk about a half mile down the road to the fields and look for wankers.
Note:  If you get directions to Northway Fields on Google Maps, it will tell you to drive through Goddard Space Center and park on the ramp to the B-W Parkway.  Don’t do that.  Use the street address or coordinates.
Hare’s Mobile Phone:  240.461.3390

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1st and 2nd Leg of Tour Duh Hash – 6/16/18

June 15, 2018 by Ass Spelunker Leave a Comment

DCH4 trail for 6/16/18 will be supporting the Tour Duh Hash so there will be no DCH4 trail this week. Instead you can hash with Mt. Vernon at 10am and ending with DC Red Tent at 2:00pm. Details of both hashes below.

Mt. Vernon H3

Hash# 1652: 10:00 AM – June 16th, 2018

Cost: $6.00 US

Hare(s): MVH3 Mismanagement

Theme: 2018 Tour duh Hash

Start: 7700 Boston Blvd, Springfield, VA 22153 Behind the Building

Dog Friendly Factor: No

Stroller Friendly Factor: Strollers on Walkers only and they will need a Stroller Buddy to help them carry the stroller over/up certain points.

Miscellaneous: First leg of the Tour duh Hash. Bring dry shoes and a change of clothes.

As usual, bring dry shoes and clothes in a small bag, not your airport suitcase. Bag vehicle provided.

Directions:

Use GPS: https://goo.gl/maps/h1T8WMMgGfz

From I495:
Take exit 57A toward VA-644 1.1 mi
Merge onto I-395 S 0..3 mi
Merge onto I-95 S 1.6 mi
Take exit 167 to merge onto Backlick Rd 0.4 mi
Merge onto Backlick Rd 0.7 mi
Turn right onto Fullerton Rd 0.7 mi
Use the left 2 lanes to turn left onto Boston Blvd 0.7 mi
Turn left Destination will be on the right

 

DC Red Tent 

Date: Saturday, June 16th, 2018

Rally time: 1:30

Theme: Second leg of Tour Da Hash

Hares away: 2:00 Pack away at 2:15

Hares: Ole Yell Her,Spitz.Cum and Cup Dispenser

Boy Toy: French Toasted

Hash Cash: $6.00

Start: 7000 Newington Rd. Lorton

Behind Fair Winds Brewery

Trail Details: A to A
Walkers: 2 1/2 miles Shiggy level: 4
Runners: 4 1/2 miles Shiggy level: 6
Beware there are ticks,PI,water on trail.
Dog Friendly: No
Stroller Friendly: No
Bring: Vessel, dry bag and shoes.
On After: Fair Winds Brewery

Directions: 95 Exit 166 A onto VA 7100S
Loisdale Rd turn right on to Newington Rd.
7000 will be on your left after you go under the tunnel.
Drive all the to the very back of the parking lot.

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DCH4 Trail #2008: Bananacostia 69

June 7, 2018 by Ass Spelunker Leave a Comment

DCH4 Trail #2008: Bananacostia 69

Start time of trail: Saturday, June 9, at 3:00pm

Hare: Banana Condom and Mystery Co-Hare

Cost: $6

Start Location: Fort Lincoln Park (NE DC). Meet in the parking lot near the tennis courts

Trail Details: trail is A-A’, dog and stroller friendly on walkers. Who knows what atrocities await the runners? It’s “Bananacostia” after all. Which I hear is kinda like Lollapalooza. Only scarier. And there’s no music.

On After: Supreme Core Cider (2400 T St. NE, Washington, DC). Brand new cidery in the District! (Glutards rejoice!)

“I’ll let you have some, but it’s gonna bananacostia.”

 

 

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DCH4 Trail #2007 NATIONAL BUBBA DAY Hash

June 1, 2018 by IE Schmegg Leave a Comment

Saturday, June 2, 2018
3:00 pm
Falls Church, VA

June 2 is National Bubba Day! Cum celebrate this special day with your DCH4 Bubbas!
Often used as an affectionate nickname for a brother, Bubba is also used by close family friends as a term of endearment. National Bubba Day celebrates all those loved ones who we have affectionately called Bubba over the years. Celebrate YOUR special day with such famous “Bubbas” as President William “Bubba” Clinton, golfer Gerry ‘Bubba’ Watson Jr., NFL defensive lineman Charles “Bubba” Smith, radio personality Bubba the Love Sponge Clem (actually his legal name) and, of course, Forrest Gump’s favorite Bubba – Benjamin Buford “Bubba” Blue.
Cum show off your best “Bubba” outfit to the gang. You know, that one hiding in that rarely opened cigar box which you thought you’d never have use for once you had become a cultivated hasher. Cutoff blue jeans? Wife-beater undershirt? Embarrassing MAGA hat? The possibilities are almost as endless as the list of women who have accused Bill Cosby of sexual assault!

Hares: Beastie Ality (202-807-9694), BullShit Whistle
Trail: A to A or A’ – Both runners’ and walkers’ trails are dog and stroller friendly
Cost: $6
Location: Oakwood Apartments, 501 Roosevelt Blvd, Falls Church, VA 22044 northwest corner of parking lot at the intersection of Roosevelt STREET and Oakwood Cemetery.
D’erections: Via Metro: Take either orange or silver line to East Falls Church metro stop. Turn right out of station and proceed south on N. Sycamore St which will soon magically become Roosevelt Blvd. Oakwood Apts are about a 15 minute walk from the station.
Via gas guzzler: Get your kicks on Route 66 but make sure you’re headed towards Falls Church. Exit at East Falls Church Metro station and turn south on Sycamore. Oakwood apartments are less than a mile ahead on the right. Use either of two entrances and make your way to the NW corner of the lot which circles the buildings.
Coordin’ Nuts: 38.876818, -77.155352
Particle hares: We’ll be sure to have lots of “Bubba” beer on hand for your beer swilling pleasure. A bag vehicle will be made available.
On after will be held at an exciting Falls Church drinking venue TBD

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DCH4 Trail# 2006 – 5/26/18 @ 3:00pm

May 22, 2018 by Ass Spelunker Leave a Comment

Theme: District 69’s 41st Birthday Trail!
Pre-Lube: 12:00pm @ Gordon Biersch Brewery (100 M St SE, Washington, DC 20003)
Start: 3:00pm @ Navy Yard / Ballpark Metro Station (122 M St SE, Washington, DC 20003)
Follow Marks to Start
Cost: $6
Runner Hares: Orange is the New Snatch, Seven Queer Stitch, Fish n’ Tit’s
Walker Hares: Just Michele, Queenie
On-After: Justin’s Cafe (1025 First St SE, Washington, DC 20003)
www.justinscafe.com
Misc:
Trail: A-A’
Bag Vehicle: C-Dub’s Jeep
Special Needs: BRING A DRINKING VESSEL!!!
Dog Friendly: Yes (on leash)
Stroller Friendly: Yes
Walker’s Trail: 2.0 Miles (44 Minutes)
Runner’s Trail: 4.0 miles (43 Minutes)

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DCH4 Trail# 2005 – 5/19/18 @ 3:00pm

May 16, 2018 by Ass Spelunker 1 Comment

Prelube: Bullfeathers (410 First St SE, Washington, DC 20003)

Theme: It’s raining dicks!…It’s gonna be a wet one.

Start Location: Capitol Hill South Metro (Follow trail marks)

Goddamn Hare: ShittyPornStory

Start time: 3:00pm

Cost: $6

Trail Details: trail is A-B, dog friendly and stroller friendly, it’s raining dicks so bring dry clothes, there will be foodage in the form of tacos and good grub at the end

On After: Casa de Asfixiations (1111 Staples Street NE, Washington DC)
(Closest metro is Union Station for Red Line via the trolley or Eastern Market for Orange/Silver/Blue Line)

OnOn After: Rock n Roll Hotel for great Jamz

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DCH4 Trail# 2004 – 5/12/18 @ 3pm

May 8, 2018 by Ass Spelunker Leave a Comment

Prelube: House Champagne pops open at 11:07. Then it’s BYO everything for Prelube until trail starts.
Theme: If you don’t start in the morning…

Start time of trail: 3:00pm

Hare:  Assfixiation
Cost: $6
Start Location: Casa de Assfixiation’s (1111 Staples st NE. Washington DC)
Metro: Closest metro is Union Station about 1.7 miles. Go to WMATA.COM to plan a route that best fit your needs.
Trail Details: trail is A-A, dog and stroller friendly.
On After: Assfixiation’s House (1111 Staples st. NE. Washington DC)
BYO everything for on After. There are plenty of stores and bars nearby if you want something to eat or drink, or we can order pizza.

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