Past Trails

Hares: PITA

Where: PITA’s parents house (9600 old spring rd. Kensington, MD) The corner of E Bexhill and Old Spring rd. The driveway is off E. Bexhill and the house has a waterfall down the front lawn.

How much: $6

Trail Details: Dress in your best holiday apparel. Prelube starts at 4:00pm, trail starts at 5 for a walk to the Mormon Temple to enjoy all the beautiful Christmas lights.

On-After: Drink and hang out by the bonfire till the beer runs out. Then to Bar Louie if you’re still up for more drinking.

Side note: Brookland, Fort Totten, and Takoma will be closed this weekend. However, shuttles will be provided. If you have any questions, or you need a ride from Forest Glen Metro call PITA at 301-412-3215

What: A Trail
When: Saturday, 2 December 2017 at 2PM
Where: Grosvenor Metro Back Parking Lot, Bethesda, MD
Hares: Standard Deviant and Bobbin for Buttplugs
Phone: 301-919-8109

Details:  A-A’ or pickup hash may be in the cards.  Meet in the back section of the parking lot.

Start: 8010 Piney Branch Rd Silver Spring, MD 20910

Hares: Late Nite & Spelunker

How Much: $6

Trail Description:  expect hills but a short-ish trail for runners (3+ miles), stroller and dog friendly (please be aware that we have 2 large dogs at our house though)

On-After: La Casita Pupuseria  8214 Piney Branch Rd Silver Spring, MD

Note about metro:  The closest metro, Takoma, will be closed on 11/25 – if you plan to take public transportation, catch the free shuttle from Fort Totten to the other stops north of that point on the red line.  Our house is equally between both Takoma & Silver Spring metro stations, but the terrain is pretty flat from Silver Spring vs. the rolling hills from Takoma.

Start: Woodley Gardens Park 900 Nelson St, Rockville, MD 20850

Start directions: Find wankers in the parking lot

Hares: CP & Extra Creamy Dog Crap

How Much: $6

Trail Description:  Dog friendly, not really a walker trail (yet), but easy to do a stroller friendly trail nearby.

On after: Hard Times Cafe, 1117 Nelson st. Rockville 20850.

Hare #: 773-531-3209

Start: Riverdale Community Park, 5400 Haig Dr, Riverdale, MD 20737

Hares: Snail

How Much: $6

Trail Description: It will be dog friendly, but because of the anticipated temperatures, will have a reasonably short circle at the end.

On-further on: Franklins General Store (5123 Baltimore Ave, Hyattsville, MD 20781) is a bi-level brew pub with a quirky gift shop.

Theme:  Day of the Death Warmed Over – Missed Halloween? Day of The Dead? Itching to break out your costume from InterAm in Phoenix again? Feel free to wear a costume for Day of the Death Warmed Over…

 

Start Location:Ben Brenman Park  4800 Brenman Park Drive Alexandria, VA 22304 

Meet in the large parking lot off of Somervelle St.

Hares: Pay Per View , Quick Closing and Just Mena

Cost: $6.

 

Other Trail Deets: A to A’. Expect some shiggy. We may have an impromptu beer check so plan on brining extra $$$ and your ID. We are still working on trail deets and let you know at the start if you should bring them.

 

On After: Port City Brewery or Los Toltecos. We’re working on it..

 

Directions: From I395, take Duke Street exit heading east towards Old Town Alexandria. Take a right onto Somervelle Street, take it all the way to the end to the large parking lot and look for wankers.

PHAT BOY HASH!

When: Saturday, October 28, 2017 – 2:00 PM

Cost $9 – On After Food will be provided

Hares: Count Crackula, (301-332-7073) Front Office, Thor the Wanker, Sushi a la carte

What: Trail #1975 NOT DEAD YET TRAIL
Why:  Sexagenarians getting it up for live haring. You really should be able to catch them.
When: Saturday, October 21, 2:00 under duress
What: Runner and walker trails. A to D
Where: Start 3rd level Glenmont Metro [old/east] garage, 12501 Georgia Avenue 
Silver Spring, MD 20906
Hares? Standard Deviant (Deev), 1000 Watt Twat, Just Fey
How much? $6
On After: Deev’s, bring stuff to eat and drink, there may be a grill
As dog friendly as it is people friendly. Strollers not advised.

When:  Oct. 14, 2017 at 2 PM

Where: 10919 Lombardy Rd, Silver Spring, MD 20901 (Fester and Mom’s)

Start directions: Back yard. Parking is on the street and limited, so car pool where possible

Hares: Thor the Wanker and Sushi ala Carte

How Much: $6

Trail Description: A-A, Mild shiggy. Walker’s trail. Beer check. (I’m sure there is very little new territory for experienced DCH4 hashers.) Might be nano-brew(s) at the end. Bring your drinking vessel!

On-After: 4 Corners Pub. 10111 Sutherland Rd, Silver Spring, MD 20901

Hare(s) Phone #: 678-779-5089 (I know, it’s a GA area code, but it will work!)