Past Trails

Where: Croyden Creek Nature Center  852 Avery Rd, Rockville, MD 20851

Start directions:  Meet in the main nature center parking lot

Hares:  RU-469, Late Nite Drive Thru, Ass Spelunker

How Much: $6.00

Trail Description:  A-A, Shiggy factor: 4 out of 10, tough dog friendly – not stroller friendly, bring dry shoes, please bring chairs for end circle

On-After:  Rockville’s Hometown Holidays festival – free festival in downtown Rockville where street food and beer will be available for purchase while live bands play on 3 stages

Hare(s) Phone #: Spelunker (757) 636-2524; RU-469 (301) 802-2938

When: Saturday, May 13 @ 2:00pm

Where: Bardo Brewing (25 Potomac Ave. SE, Washington, DC  20003)

Note: This is the new Bardo location near the Nats Stadium (not Bladensburg Rd.)
On the river, next to the bridge.

Hares: Banana Condom, Mystery Hare

Phone: 503-278-6081 (Banana Condom)

Cost: $0 – Pay your own way for pre-lube, beer check (@ brewery), and on-in.

Trail: Rainy day hash, so we’re taking a DC brew tour. Runners and walkers should expect an exciting tour through the most contaminated scenic sections of DC’s Banacostia River.

Trail is Bardo to Bardo. Beer check is at a different mystery brewery, so bring cash/card & ID on trail.

This trail will also be a DC Race Invaders H3 invasion hash. Come out to give those r*cist bastards a hard time as they stumble into Bardo around the same time that we stumble out.

It’s also the first time we’ve hashed in DC in while, so there’s that.

Siths: Darth Sinnus, Darth Blasphemilator, Senator Otternivium (Survival of the Spittest, Ginger Snatch, Under 25 to Ride)

April 29 at 3 pm DCH4 hash at Wunderlic Manor in Brookeville, MD

The 3 B’s Hash

Hares: Stevie Wunderlic and FeyLay!

Runners’ and walkers’ trails, no strollers, dogs OK (need leash)

Circle and on after at Stevie’s: 19421 James Creek Ct Brookeville, MD 20833

Hash cash = $9

BBQ, BONFIRE, and BEER!

Hare cell for Stevie: 240-620-6885

Where: 46 Bureau Dr, Gaithersburg, MD 20878

Start directions:  Meet in the parking lot outside Giant

Hares:  CP & Special Ed Forces

How Much: $6.00

Trail Description:  Hares didn’t supply one

On-After:  TBD

Hare’s phone #: 773-531-3209

Theme:  Easter – wear bunny ears

Where:  1800 Crystal Dr Arlington, VA 22202

Start directions:  Meet at the open lot next to building with murals, free underground parking at the Crystal City Shops (1750 Crystal Dr)

Hares:  Fire in the Hole & Teenie Bopper

How Much: $6.00

Trail Description:  A-B, It is Crystal City… expect pavement! Shiggy rating about a 2, the hares will try for 3!

On-After:  San Antonio Bar & Grill  Crystal City Underground Shops – 1664 A Crystal Square Arcade

Hare’s phone #: (913) 704-7018

Theme: Farewell,  Anal Rose trail – it’s his last Saturday before he follows Drug ‘Em & Plug ‘Em to the west coast

Where:  Wheaton Westfield Mall  11160 Veirs Mill Rd, Silver Spring, MD 20902

Start directions:  Large parking lot in front of entrance to Sears Outlet, follow the mall signs for Dick’s Sporting Goods

Hares: Late Nite, Spelunker, Anal Rose

How Much: $6.00

Trail Description: A-A’, Runners trail 5-ish miles and dog friendly, Walkers trail  3-ish miles and stroller friendly

On-After:  Bar Louie (next to Party City & AMC Theater – also next to Wheaton Mall)

Where:  The Shops at Sumner Place, 4611-K Sangamore Rd, Bethesda, MD 20816

Start directions:  Parking Garage underneath Passion Fin accessible by going behind Sumner Fitness

Hares:  Late Nite, Duckbill, & Shmegg

How Much: $6.00

Trail Description:  A-A, Runners trail 4-ish miles, Walkers trail is tough stroller friendly, runners will probably get wet

On-After:  Passion Fin 4611 Sangamore Rd, Bethesda, MD 20816  http://www.passionfin.com/

Hare(s) Phone #: (240) 274-3707