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Trail 1931 RFK Rust Buster

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RFK-Rust-Stadium

When:Saturday 11/19 @ 2pm

Where:

RFK Stadium Lot 6, near the entrance to Kingman Island park. Entrance off of Oklahoma Ave SE or Benning Road SE. Public transit, take the Blue/Orange/Silver to Stadium Armory or a variety of buses to Stadium Armory (96, B2, D6)

Who:Duckbill Cookiepuss, mystery co-hare (seriously, who is going to co-hare)

Why:Why not?

Trail Details:

A to A-ish. Dog friendly. Probably not stroller friendly. There may be a farmers market near the trail start, so you may have to park along Oklahoma ave if you’re driving.

Call Duckbill if you have any questions or can’t find the start 202.812.6908.

Map:

After The Half Mind-Marathon Trail!

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brain-jar

Location: Thaiss Park 3401 Pickett Road, Fairfax, VA 22031

Start Time: 2:00PM

Hares: Parent’s Weekend, Herpicles, Bumspringa, I Cunt Hear You, and 3 Holer

Notes:
A to B
1 Beer Check in White Bag
2 Shot Checks
Wait at First Half Case Marathon Beer Check for Half Marathoners

Trail #1929 – Livin, Lovin, Cheezin

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hero-cheese

Start: Gulf Branch Nature Center & Park 3608 Military Rd, Arlington, VA 22207

Nearest metro: Ballston (orange/silver) Rides available from metro

Theme: Its my Bday trail, Halloween, Erection horrors.

Hares: Cheese Jizz and Mellow Forskin Cheese.

Notes:
Trail is A to B Start 2pm 6 dolla 6 dolla make ya holla
Bring out your birthday gear if you are a Novemember birthday like me. Otherwise bring out those amazing Hilldabeast and Drumpf costumes from last weekend as we drink to not remember this election cycle. Remember we are in Arlington so bringing only your Johnson(its a third party joke) is a faux pas apparently. Weather is looking good 50-mid 60s right now. Bring change of clothes if needed. Trail should be dry but shiggy is a 5/10 for runners. Stroller friendly alternative trail is available.

ON-ON-ON: Carpool (Seriously they like close in December)

DCH4 Hash #1928, Saturday, October 29, 2016, 2:00 p.m.

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GO-TRIBE
Start:
Twinbrook Metro Station (Red Line). Follow marks to start.

Theme: A Bostonian Ginger and a Mexican Bostonian lay… trail.

Hares: Ginger Snatch, Have You Blown My Stapler?

D’erections:
Riding Metro: Take the Red Line to Twinbrook Metro Station. Follow marks to start.

Notes:
Trail is A to B.

Start time – 2PM Hash Standard Time

Shiggy rating average is about a 3, but expect to see things that could be rated a 1 or a 5.

Trails are dog friendly, but neither trail is stroller friendly (yes, the walkers will get shiggy too).

Runner’s are advised to bring a dry bag. Just in case.

$6 hash cash

On After: 7 Locks Brewing

Map:

DCH4 Trail 1927: Exorcist Hash

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exorcist-hash.jpg

Visit sites of the real exorcism in Hyattsville that inspired the movie! PLUS, you’ll visit a brewery and a chocolate factory, dueling grounds, ice cream truck graveyard, and go-karts! Come in your best puke-soaked pajamas.

Start: 2pm Community Forklift, 4671 Tanglewood Dr, Hyattsville/Edmonston/Bladensburg.
Beer check at DC Brau, drunk driving at Go Karts (4300 Kenilworth), On After at Franklin’s brewpub (5123 Baltimore Ave, Hyattsville).

Hares:  Rawhide (minus loyal hash hound Leg-Shagger) and mystery hares

Phone: 240.461.3390

DCH4 Trail 1926: 10/15 10am MD Renaissance Festival

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KENNELS:  Lords (MVH3) of the South & Ladies (DCH4) of the North

THEME:  King Henry’s Court Revel Grove, Oxfordshire, England (Kilts & Faire costumes) a chance to wear one’s armor or pointy little hat or jester’s cap!
HARES:  Capitol Cockshare, Cheese Jizz, Dr. Strangelove, For Sale or Rent
    FSOR:  571-296-4000
TIME: 15 OCT 2016  10 AM  (PLAN ON TRAFFIC!!!)
TRAIL START LOCATION:  Revel Grove in Crownsville, Maryland
            Look for wankers to the front and side of the ticket windows in front of the privies near handicap zone)
(ADC) Maps: Maryland Anne Arundel County Map 19:F6
1781 Crownsville Road, Crownsville, MD. https://goo.gl/maps/AffzUMt8i9s
Web address:   http://www.rennfest.com/
Festival in its FOURTIETH season
ENTERTAINMENT:  Special guest Hilby the German Juggling Boy
Cost of Trail:  $6.00     trail, beer, food, beer.
Cost of Faire: Adults – discount tickets $20  pay morning of … CASH only! (full price faire tix are $24 – credit cards accepted)
Please RSVP for trail and/or Faire via DCH4 Events or find the poll on the MVH3 Facebook page or directly to FSOR:  forsaleorrent2001@yahoo.com
TRAIL: Runner and Walker, A to A prime.
CIRCLE END: across the street from Faire, General’s Highway Corridor Park. Go to Pavilion. THIS IS NOT THE START
Dog Friendly:  on trail & circle only.  Dogs not allowed in Faire.
Stroller Friendly: WALKER’S TRAIL has a few tough sections.  There is a workaround.
PI: Not much but come prepared
Miscellaneous: A to A’   Bring dry shoes and Renn Faire wear.
PLAN ON A LONG FUN FILLED DAY
Bring CASH (ATM lines are long)
The faire closes at 6:30/7 PM
Last call is 6 PM
The Pub Sing at White Hart Tavern is great!  Get there before 6 PM to find a seat. 
DON’T FORGET A FLASHLIGHT If you stay to the end it will be dark and there were no street lights in King Henry’s day!  Bring a CAMERA – lots of interesting entertainment to memorialize.
From inside Washington , D.C:
East on Rt 50 to Davidsonville exit. 
LEFT at end of ramp.
    (scenery note –  after going over Rt 50 look for mum’s in artistic design on right)
RIGHT on Route 450 East. 
LEFT on Crownsville Road at light. (There is a Quick Mart convenience store at the intersection.)
Proceed 1/2 mile and the Festival is on the right. 
            OR a little longer but way less traffic      go all the way to EXIT 23, Parole
RIGHT at end of ramp
Continure straight on Rt 178, General’s Highway.
LEFT on Honeysuckle
LEFT on Crownsville Road
Immediate LEFT into the faire grounds.

DCH4 Trail 1925: O to 0 Shiggy

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Start: Outside the L’Enfant Metro (by Starbucks) on the middle plaza level, D St. SW  Map URL

Parking: Most street parking on L’Enfant Plaza St – the elevated one.

Metro:  Yellow, Green, Silver, Blue, Orange  Directions: Make sure you exit the Metro at the L’Enfant Plaza exit, near the shops and Starbucks. Alternate exits will force you to walk around HUGE buildings.

Hares: Teenie Bopper, Cleavage to Beaver, and Fire in the Hole

Cost: $6

Trail Deets: A to A prime, Dogs on leash, strollers only if you don’t mind massive stairs. 0 shiggy – wear your running shoes!

On After: Cantina Marina
600 Water St SW
Washington, DC 20024
(202) 554-8396

DCH4 Trail 1924: 9/24 2pm Wheaton Metro & Mall

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Have you ever wanted to hash alone? Well come on out to this Saturday’s trail!!

When: 9/24 2pm

Where (Pre-lube & Post-lube!):  Bar Louie – 11006 Viers Mill Rd Wheaton MD – Map URL

Who: PITA

How much: $6

Trail Details: A to A stroller friendly, dog friendly (Bar Louie has outside area)

Mis-directions

Metro: Take the red line to Wheaton Metro station.  Follow marks to Bar Louie

Driving:   Take the beltway to Georgia Avenue Northbound.  Go approximately 2 miles to turn left (use the far left lane) onto Viers Mill Rd and immediately turn left  into Westfield Mall.  You should see Wendy’s & the AMC sign. Bar Louie is next to it.

Contact # 301-412-3215