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DCH4 Trail 1927: Exorcist Hash

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Visit sites of the real exorcism in Hyattsville that inspired the movie! PLUS, you’ll visit a brewery and a chocolate factory, dueling grounds, ice cream truck graveyard, and go-karts! Come in your best puke-soaked pajamas.

Start: 2pm Community Forklift, 4671 Tanglewood Dr, Hyattsville/Edmonston/Bladensburg.
Beer check at DC Brau, drunk driving at Go Karts (4300 Kenilworth), On After at Franklin’s brewpub (5123 Baltimore Ave, Hyattsville).

Hares:  Rawhide (minus loyal hash hound Leg-Shagger) and mystery hares

Phone: 240.461.3390

DCH4 Trail 1926: 10/15 10am MD Renaissance Festival

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KENNELS:  Lords (MVH3) of the South & Ladies (DCH4) of the North

THEME:  King Henry’s Court Revel Grove, Oxfordshire, England (Kilts & Faire costumes) a chance to wear one’s armor or pointy little hat or jester’s cap!
HARES:  Capitol Cockshare, Cheese Jizz, Dr. Strangelove, For Sale or Rent
    FSOR:  571-296-4000
TIME: 15 OCT 2016  10 AM  (PLAN ON TRAFFIC!!!)
TRAIL START LOCATION:  Revel Grove in Crownsville, Maryland
            Look for wankers to the front and side of the ticket windows in front of the privies near handicap zone)
(ADC) Maps: Maryland Anne Arundel County Map 19:F6
1781 Crownsville Road, Crownsville, MD. https://goo.gl/maps/AffzUMt8i9s
Web address:   http://www.rennfest.com/
Festival in its FOURTIETH season
ENTERTAINMENT:  Special guest Hilby the German Juggling Boy
Cost of Trail:  $6.00     trail, beer, food, beer.
Cost of Faire: Adults – discount tickets $20  pay morning of … CASH only! (full price faire tix are $24 – credit cards accepted)
Please RSVP for trail and/or Faire via DCH4 Events or find the poll on the MVH3 Facebook page or directly to FSOR:  forsaleorrent2001@yahoo.com
TRAIL: Runner and Walker, A to A prime.
CIRCLE END: across the street from Faire, General’s Highway Corridor Park. Go to Pavilion. THIS IS NOT THE START
Dog Friendly:  on trail & circle only.  Dogs not allowed in Faire.
Stroller Friendly: WALKER’S TRAIL has a few tough sections.  There is a workaround.
PI: Not much but come prepared
Miscellaneous: A to A’   Bring dry shoes and Renn Faire wear.
PLAN ON A LONG FUN FILLED DAY
Bring CASH (ATM lines are long)
The faire closes at 6:30/7 PM
Last call is 6 PM
The Pub Sing at White Hart Tavern is great!  Get there before 6 PM to find a seat. 
DON’T FORGET A FLASHLIGHT If you stay to the end it will be dark and there were no street lights in King Henry’s day!  Bring a CAMERA – lots of interesting entertainment to memorialize.
From inside Washington , D.C:
East on Rt 50 to Davidsonville exit. 
LEFT at end of ramp.
    (scenery note –  after going over Rt 50 look for mum’s in artistic design on right)
RIGHT on Route 450 East. 
LEFT on Crownsville Road at light. (There is a Quick Mart convenience store at the intersection.)
Proceed 1/2 mile and the Festival is on the right. 
            OR a little longer but way less traffic      go all the way to EXIT 23, Parole
RIGHT at end of ramp
Continure straight on Rt 178, General’s Highway.
LEFT on Honeysuckle
LEFT on Crownsville Road
Immediate LEFT into the faire grounds.

DCH4 Trail 1925: O to 0 Shiggy

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Start: Outside the L’Enfant Metro (by Starbucks) on the middle plaza level, D St. SW  Map URL

Parking: Most street parking on L’Enfant Plaza St – the elevated one.

Metro:  Yellow, Green, Silver, Blue, Orange  Directions: Make sure you exit the Metro at the L’Enfant Plaza exit, near the shops and Starbucks. Alternate exits will force you to walk around HUGE buildings.

Hares: Teenie Bopper, Cleavage to Beaver, and Fire in the Hole

Cost: $6

Trail Deets: A to A prime, Dogs on leash, strollers only if you don’t mind massive stairs. 0 shiggy – wear your running shoes!

On After: Cantina Marina
600 Water St SW
Washington, DC 20024
(202) 554-8396

DCH4 Trail 1924: 9/24 2pm Wheaton Metro & Mall

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Have you ever wanted to hash alone? Well come on out to this Saturday’s trail!!

When: 9/24 2pm

Where (Pre-lube & Post-lube!):  Bar Louie – 11006 Viers Mill Rd Wheaton MD – Map URL

Who: PITA

How much: $6

Trail Details: A to A stroller friendly, dog friendly (Bar Louie has outside area)

Mis-directions

Metro: Take the red line to Wheaton Metro station.  Follow marks to Bar Louie

Driving:   Take the beltway to Georgia Avenue Northbound.  Go approximately 2 miles to turn left (use the far left lane) onto Viers Mill Rd and immediately turn left  into Westfield Mall.  You should see Wendy’s & the AMC sign. Bar Louie is next to it.

Contact # 301-412-3215

DCH4 Trail 1921: The Hat Trick Pubcrawl

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The wankers have spoken!!Due to the pending tropical storm and Tour/PPV’s luck setting trail in the worst weather possible this weekends trail will be a pay as you go Pub Crawl in Old Towne Alexandria!!

Start : King Street Metro station on blue and yellow lines. Follow chalk, hare or flour to exact start (dry) location.  Map URL

Pre-lube: Theismann’s at 1800 Diagonal Road across from King Street Metro. Large bar and extensive lunch/brunch menu.
Time:2pm

Hares: Axedential Discharge, pay per view and Tour duh Whore

Cost: you are on your own for food and drinks. Maybe a few $$$ for donations if we have a circle and munchies

Other deets: probably no shiggy but u probably will get wet. Rubbers encouraged. Bring your ID!! Bring lots of mullah! We will be updating the DCH4 Facebook group as we move from pub to pub in case marks get washed away.

DCH4 Trail 1920: 8/27 2pm Arlington, VA

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Trail: August 27, 2016, Arlington, VA
Time:  2 PM
Cost:  $6
Hares:  Betty Croaker and Dr. Strangelove

Start:   Small parking lot at the corner of Columbia Pike and S. Four Mile Run, Arlington, VA.   (Entrance to the parking lot is from Four Mile Run)
Use address 4698 S. Four Mile Run Drive for GPS, or coordinates  38.856192, -77.109774. Map URL
Trail Notes: Dogs OK, no strollers on runner, may be able to do work-around on walker , some shiggy, but little or no PI.  Expect to get shoes wet.
On After:  New District Brewing Company, 2709 S. Oakland St, Arlington, VA.   (This is a new brew pub, opened for business 8 months ago).  The brew pub is  1 and half mile from start location.

DCH4 Participates in DC Full Moon’s Hash O’Limp Dicks Trail

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When:  8/13 at 2pm

Where: Potomac Ave metro Map URL

More trail details will be available on DC Full Moon’s website

Wankers!

Are you scratching that itch after being bitten by the Olympic bug? Think the Olympians are wusses about swimming through questionable waters? Believe you can cum-pete in games while under the influence? Join EWH3 this Saturday for the 2016 Hash O’Limpdicks!
Cum out for:
  • Beer!
  • A runners trail featuring an optional water polo split!
  • Hash O’Limpdick games!
  • More beer!
When: Saturday August 13th 1:30 Sign-in starts, Pack Away at 2:00!
Where: Potomac Ave (Blue/Orange/Silver Line)
Cost: $6
Hares: GeriatricMandering, All Flash, No Drive, Head Injury, Vaginal Countdown
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A. Like Rio, you should have bug spray and sunscreen. PI might be found on runners trail. Bring a change of clothes if you take the water polo option on trail. Unlike Rio, your baby and dogs are welcomed. Pack smartly and bring a mug! Be smart, have fun.
On After:
Trusty’s
1420 Pennsylvania Ave SE Washington, DC 20003
Specials: You’re a champion and no one can take that away from you!


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