Where: 46 Bureau Dr, Gaithersburg, MD 20878
Start directions: Meet in the parking lot outside Giant
Hares: CP & Special Ed Forces
How Much: $6.00
Trail Description: Hares didn’t supply one
On-After: TBD
Hare’s phone #: 773-531-3209
Past Trails
DCH4 Trail #1951: 4/15 2pm Crystal City – Arlington, VA
Theme: Easter – wear bunny ears
Where: 1800 Crystal Dr Arlington, VA 22202
Start directions: Meet at the open lot next to building with murals, free underground parking at the Crystal City Shops (1750 Crystal Dr)
Hares: Fire in the Hole & Teenie Bopper
How Much: $6.00
Trail Description: A-B, It is Crystal City… expect pavement! Shiggy rating about a 2, the hares will try for 3!
On-After: San Antonio Bar & Grill Crystal City Underground Shops – 1664 A Crystal Square Arcade
Hare’s phone #: (913) 704-7018
DCH4 Trail #1950: 4/8/17 2pm Wheaton, MD
Theme: Farewell, Anal Rose trail – it’s his last Saturday before he follows Drug ‘Em & Plug ‘Em to the west coast
Where: Wheaton Westfield Mall 11160 Veirs Mill Rd, Silver Spring, MD 20902
Start directions: Large parking lot in front of entrance to Sears Outlet, follow the mall signs for Dick’s Sporting Goods
Hares: Late Nite, Spelunker, Anal Rose
How Much: $6.00
Trail Description: A-A’, Runners trail 5-ish miles and dog friendly, Walkers trail 3-ish miles and stroller friendly
On-After: Bar Louie (next to Party City & AMC Theater – also next to Wheaton Mall)
DCH4 Trail #1948: 4/1/17 2pm Bethesda, MD
Where: The Shops at Sumner Place, 4611-K Sangamore Rd, Bethesda, MD 20816
Start directions: Parking Garage underneath Passion Fin accessible by going behind Sumner Fitness
Hares: Late Nite, Duckbill, & Shmegg
How Much: $6.00
Trail Description: A-A, Runners trail 4-ish miles, Walkers trail is tough stroller friendly, runners will probably get wet
On-After: Passion Fin 4611 Sangamore Rd, Bethesda, MD 20816 http://www.passionfin.com/
Hare(s) Phone #: (240) 274-3707
DCH4 Trail #1947: 3/11/17 2pm – Arlington, VA
Theme: A Short Simple TRAIL For U ‘Cause….as of last week the hareline was still open. #ASS_TRAIL_FUC
Start: Thomas Jefferson Community Center/Middle School – 3501 2nd St S, Arlington, VA 22204
Start Location: There are 3 parking lots for this school/community center. This harriette will be on the north side of the building.
Hares: Bored of Erections, Just Samson, and Friends
Cost:$6
Trail Deets: A to A’. This is a short simple trail. Dog and stroller friendly*. Only awkward runners will need dry shoes. No headlamps.
*There is a staircase or two, but I’m sure someone will assist strollered hashers.
On After: TBD
DCH4 Trail #1946: 3/4/17 3pm Springfield, VA
Theme: 8th Annual Burning of the Xmas Trees
Special start time of 3PM!!
Start location: Side parking lot of Fiona’s Irish Pub 5810 Kingstowne Center, Alexandria VA 22310
Hares: Tour duh Whore, Pay Per View, Lickie Long Time and Bad Dog (fingers crossed)
Cost:$9
Time: 3PM!!!!
Trail Deets: A to B. Bring a dry bag, shuttles back to start will be provided. Expect a bit of shiggy on both walkers and runners trail. Dog and stroller friendly. Normally we do this a bit later in March near St Paddy’s and Ides of March. So come dressed in green or a toga. Chili dogs (not Lickie Long Time) on the menu.
Prelube: Fiona’s Irish Pub
Special Parking Instructions TBD, depends how many wankers we have show up. Limited parking in neighborhood near end so parking on Villa Street, Edison High School or Franconia ES.
DCH4 Trail #1945: 2/25/17 2pm Laurel, MD
Start: Laurel Park Shopping Center parking lot: 7401 Van Dusen Rd, Laurel, MD 20707
Hares: Blinded by the Spooge. Maybe Just Patrick will show up too.
Hash cash: $6
Trail: A to B. (B is about .5mi from A). Some shiggy, some pavement, some creek crossings, some construction. Dogs on leash. Strollers on walkers (MAYBE, there’s sections where the sidewalks disappear).
On After:
Nuzbacks or Gringadas. There’s also a Bella Italian and Indian Restaurant right in the same plaza as start.
DCH4 #1944: Bopping Jizz or Jizzing Bop
Saturday, 18 February 2017 at 2PM
The weather will be warm enough to leave your stocking hat at home and break out your favorite Deelie Boppers. Just avoid getting Jizz on them if you are not into it…or just Bop.
Hares: Cheez Jizz and Teenie Bopper
Trail: A to A, urban shiggy
Hash cash: $6 Cash
Dogs and strollers: Dogs on leash, but not at on-after; strollers – there will be stairs, but you may do a work around.
Bag vehicle: yes
D-erections: Metro to Crystal City or Pentagon City and walk about 10 minutes to start in 2nd Courtyard at Teenie Bopper’s place. Driving – use your Navigation (so simple). Plenty of street and bike parking (it’s 2 or 4 hour pay, depending on where you park – use the parking App and you can refresh from anywhere). Remember Metro Safe Track – no blue line from Rosslyn to Crystal City.
On After: Extreme Pizza, 1419 S. Fern St, Arlington, VA 22202
Http://pentagoncity.extremepizza.com/
TB Phone: 913-704-7018
DCH4 Trail # 1943 – 2/11/17 3pm Beltsville, MD
Theme: Lost Count Annual Love Still Fucking Stinks Trail
Where: Beltsville Community Center 3900 Sellman Road Beltsville, MD 20705
Hares: Mrs. Schmegg and The DCH4 Official Curmudgeon, Fey Lay!
How much: $6
Trail: A to A, dogs on leashes, stroller work around. That’s all you need to know, you get what you get and you don’t get upset.
On after: Old Line, because we like their beer and if you don’t, FYYFF! 11011 Baltimore Ave, Beltsville, MD 20705 If it’s not filled there is Sippin’ and Paintin’ at 7PM
If I forgot anything, I don’t care!
Bad Dog’s Quest for 2500 runs!
DCH4 Trail #1942 – 2/4/17 2pm
What: Bad Dog’s Quest for 2500 runs!
Where: West Springfield Elementary School 6802 Deland Dr. Springfield, VA
Metro: Franconia-Springfield metro (call pita if you need to be picked up #301-412-3215)
Hares: pita, pay per view, spitz.cum, quick closing
How Much: $6.00
Trail Description: A-B (end .9 from school) stroller friendly, dog friendly
Other Trail Notes: Please come out and support Bad Dog in his quest for 2500 runs. It means a lot to him!! This run will be 2491ish run.
On-After: Austin Grill Old Keene Mill Shopping Center 8430 old Keene Mill Rd Springfield, VA
Hare(s) Phone #: (301) 412-3215
PS: $10 for TACOS at end of trail & call pay per view 703-405-5095 if you need a ride from metro.