Nobody signed up to hare this week, so no trail.
There are a couple options for entertainment. Either go to Mt. Vernon at 10 am, or Jug bay for the keep your pants OnOn campout in Upper Marlboro. Go to Hash Rego for more details and to register.
Past Trails
DCH4 trail# 2234 – 4/27/24 @ 3pm
Start location: Tivoli Lake, 0.2 miles from Randolph Rd on Tivoli Lake Blvd
https://maps.app.goo.gl/mYZdxgR134otPCjn9
Parking: Park on either side of the street closest to the lake
Hash Cash: $7
Hare: Standard Deviant
Trail details: Runners & walkers trails. Runners will get wet, walkers can easily avoid/ cross water. Tough dog friendly.
DCH4 Trail# 2233 – A “joint” trail w/ S2H3 on 4/20
Time to wake and bake for this 420 friendly trail on 4/20! S2H3 hashers should provide their own lighters, but joints will be provided by the hares.
Date and Time: 4/20 @ 3pm
Start: intersection of Kemp Mill and old Randolph in Silver Spring. Hares could not provide actual start address, but said “There’s a small access road right before that intersection. It should be obvious. Parking is on Kemp Mill.”
Hares: quarter pounder and Pippy wrong stocking
Distance: runners, maybe 5, walkers maybe 1
Shiggy: who knows
Cost $7
Dog and stroller friendly? Walkers certainly is.
On After: Stained Glass Pub (12510 Layhill rd, Silver Spring, MD)
DCH4 Trail# 2232 – 4/13/24 @ 3pm
Start Location: Twinbrook Pool parking lot, 13027 Atlantic Ave. Rockville, MD 20851.
Hare: Canned Pussy and Just Rina
Hash Cash: $10 (Food Provided)
Date and Time: April 13th @ 3:00 pm
Details: Hash is A to A’
Park at either the pool area (I was given permission to park for a few hours) or at the American Legion (2 blocks down).
Dogs (only on trail) and stroller friendly. Come see what it has taken me 30 years to learn (not learn). Just Rina will be co-haring (1st time). Trail is spectacular (ok, I’m biased). Orange food (obviously), but real food at on after. Lots of quality beer besides Miller Lite. First round of drinks provided at American Legion.
On After: American Legion Post 86 Rockville, Md 20851. 2013 Veirs Mill Rd. Rockville, MD 20851 (may have to enter at Post Office on Veirs Mill. Dairy Queen at corner.
Hare phone: 773-531-3209 (CP)
DCH4 Trail# 2231 – 4/6/24 @ 3pm
Just Solt wants to see if he’s any better at laying trail than his uncle Incredible Edible Shmegg!!
Hare(s): 2 Hungarians and Mrs. Shmegg, what could possibly go wrong?
Location: 38.976504002309504, -76.91655422327851 Calvert Road Park – Disc Golf (5277 Old Calvert rd. Riverdale, MD)
Distance: 3 for walkers; 5ish for runners
Shiggy Level (6 out of 10 more for runners than walkers)
Stroller Friendly?: probably not
Cost: $7
DCH4 Trail# 2229 – 3/30/23 @ 3pm
Foo Before Fools
We’re coming up on April Fools day, and since it’s not cool to play those kinds of jokes anymore, let’s chase a hare on a Live trail!
Hare: Foo Fucker
Location: 38.941478,-77.079401, Or near the north trailhead of Glover Archbold trail of Van Ness
Parking is free on street near the start
Or if you feel more comfortable there are pay garages available within the area
Distance: Runners 5 miles, walkers 3 miles
Shiggy: Mix of dirt, water, woods, and pavement. When it’s Shiggy it’s at least 5.69
On-After: Who knows! We’ll figure it out.
DCH4 Trail# 2228 – 3/23/24 @ 3pm
When: March 23, 2024
Time: 3 PM Hash
Where: Izaak Walton League (707 Conservation Ln Gaithersburg 20878)
Cost: $7
D’erections: You have a GPS. Use it. The 54 bus from Rockville will get you to the start.
Hares: Johnny Cockring, IE Shmegg, some random Hungarian bruh, and a bunch of old people.
Hash Prelube: Saints Row Brewery. They’re having a book exchange. The hash will be dog friendly with a few turkey splits, some shiggy, beer, cold war relics, a missile silo, and tree lined vistas. A-A’.
DCH4 Trail# 2227 – 3/16 @ 3pm
NOTE START TIME IS NOW 3PM!!!
When: 3/16 @ 3pm
Location: 545 South Capital St SW (Pacific Parking) under I-695 between E st & I st
Hare: Piss-N-Boots
Cost: $7
Details: A to A, Walkers: 3 miles, Runners: 5 miles. Food & Dessert provided.
NO DCH4 TRAIL THIS WEEK 3/9/24 – BAH3 Green Dress Run
There will be no DCH4 trail this week (3/9).
If you’re looking to hash, BAH3 Green Dress Run starts at noon (3/9). Cost is $40 and there are still spots left. For more info and to register go to:
DCH4 Trail# 2226 – 3/2/24 @ 2pm – The Christmas Trees Last Hurrah
It’s a double header trail day ending in the anal Christmas tree burning festivities!
MVH3 at 10am (start at Wakefield Park by small playground near ball fields) and DCH4 at 2pm.
DCH4 details…
A-A’. Start at the pedestrian entrance to trail at the corner of Ellet and Inverchapel. Closest address is 5410 Inverchapel Road, Springfield VA (this is NOT a hasher residence! Just an address to use for GPS).
Hares: Bumspringa, CAT and Juan in a Million
Runners less than 5, shiggy rating 4.
Walkers less than 3, shiggy rating 2.
Prelube starts at Bumspringa and CATs house (about 1/4 mile from Start) around 12:30-1pm (PM for address). They’ll provide some soup and/or chili, sides and a few beverages. Extras always welcome!
On-After in the Anal Christmas Tree Burning at Bumspringa and CATs house.