Theme: Just Another Excuse to Drink and Follow Flour to Find More Libations
Where: Franconia-Springfield Metro Station
Start Directions: The outdoor park and ride lot diagonal to the bus bays if the weather is good. Inside the 6th floor parking garage by the elevators if the weather is shitty.
Hares: Cup Dispenser, Screeching Eargasm, and Just Mackenzie
Hash Cash: $6
Trail Description: Trail will be A-A, runners 5-ish and walkers 3-ish. Most of trail will be laid live, so don’t piss off the hares or they will make the runners closer to 10 miles and the walkers less than 2 miles. Shiggy will be less than 1.69 for both trails if the weather is good, but 10.69 if the weather is snowy or icy. Bring a chair for circle, vessel for booze (contrary to her name Cup Dispenser will NOT have extra drinking cups for wanks who don’t bring their vessel), and snowshoes, ice skates or X-country skis if the weather is wintery. Everything will be outdoors, so dress accordingly. On after to be decided by the pack after circle: there are plenty of places willing to feed and lubricate you in the Springfield area.
Cup Dispenser’s cell is 724.831.6560. Texting is best, especially if you get lost on trail.