Where: 5951 Franconia Road, Alexandria, VA 22310
Start directions: Park only on the right had side of Em Street. ( Same side as our house ). Do not park on both sides as our local police will give us shit…
Hares: Tour duh Whore & Pay Per View
How Much: $6.00 if you bring a dish to share, $9.00 if you do not
Trail Description: A-A, Dog/Stroller Friendly, Headlamp necessary. This will pretty much be a short trail around our neighborhood to see the Christmas Lights, Sing Hashmas Carols and drink shots…
Other Trail Notes: PreLube Starts at 3pm, pack away at 4:30pm. Wear something festive and creative. Ugly sweaters would be awesome. As of Sunday, Dec 4th, the weather will be pretty close to 34 degrees at start of trail. We will provide burgers and buns. If you want something special to grill, bring it.
On-After: Tour duh Whore’s fire pit until beer is gone…