Please note the 3PM start time. If you’re there early, head to Trusty’s for a pre-lube.
When: 2018 April 28 3:00PM
Where: Sousa Bridge Wayside, 2000 M Street SE, DC
Hares: Rocket Socket, O.T.I.S.
Theme: Take your pick – In honor of Eeyore’s Birthday – make an ass of your self, for Great Poetry Day – bring a limerick to share, or for National Kiss Your Mate Day – obvious
On After: Trusty’s. Also ideal for pre-lube.
Trail: A to A. One for runners and another for walkers. No shiggy. Bag vehicle provided. Dogs should keep their hasher on a leash.
Directions for Driving: Drive to the Navy Yard neighborhood of DC and take M street east until you see wankers. If you drive into the Anacostia River you have gone 1,800 feet too far.
Directions for Metro: Take the Orang or Blue line (Silver doesn’t go all the way on Saturdays, the stuck up b**ch) to Potomac Avenue Metro Station. Fallow the marks SE for .4 miles to start.