What: A Memorial-able Frackin’ Trail!
Location: Fort Totten Metro Station, 38.953484, -77.004431 (or just get off the damn train and look for marks!)
Hares: I Shart the 80s and Just Matt
Time: Saturday, May 25, 3:00 PM,
Details: A-A, Trail is strictly BYOV as there will be no single use cups, straws or Harrietts provided on trail. Bring ID and extra $ because it is going to be long and hard. Dry bag with clean clothes and deo are requested.
It is going to be hot, hot, hot so dogs are OK but have mercy on the poor buggers and leave them home in the A/C. Strollers & walkers OK on walker’s trail.
Donkey cart available for bags, dog and pony show for everyone else.
By car: Just get HERE
By metro: Around 15 ft from the Fort Totten Metro Station (and all its colors of the rainbow).
Hare cell: 240-423-9126 (but I will laugh my ass off if you can’t find circle)