Location – Behind Sherwin Williams paint store at 7644 Richmond Hwy Alexandria, VA 22306 (look for postal vehicles)
Hares: Porn To Fail (PTF) and Loan Shark (LS)
Hare phone numbers: PTF (571) 215-4407 – LS (703) 850-7805
Walkers Trail about 3 miles
Runners trail roughly 4.5 miles
Strollers: Call PTF beforehand to discuss
Trails will be marked with Green flour, Green chalk and Green tape
There will be intersections AND bad trails. Since this is ASS hashing 1 puff of flour off a check will indicate True Trail. Bad trails will not be onerous
Shiggy factor 3-6 on all trails
Moistness factor 3-4 on all trails
There will be beer provided at finish from 10AM to 3PM for those wankers not smart enough to bring their own.
Special note about dogs:
All dogs are fine on walkers trail. Small dogs that can be carried for 150 yards or so OK on runners trail. There will be a work-around for larger dogs on runners trail. PLEASE, do not take larger dogs on this section of runners trail.
*please practice social distancing*
Join the Zoom meeting at 6pm to be included in the virtual end circle.
Meeting ID: 481 059 341