Start: Behind 14015 New Hampshire Ave, Colesville, MD 20904
Hares: Extra Creamy Dog Crap
Trail: Flat, Dry, No Shiggy, all on gentle groomed trails. In fact, the hare will coat the trail with fluffy pink bunny slippers. So if you’re not on bunny slippers you know you’re lost. Runners trail with walkers shortcut. Beverage check and beverages at the end. If the Easter Bunny (hare) is in a good mood there might be some easter eggs on the trail.
Friendlies: Dogs on leash & strollers all good
Start Location: Parking lot behind 14015 New Hampshire Ave, Colesville, MD 20904. extra parking at Colesville Local Park 614 Hobbs Dr.
Start Time: Chalk talk at 3PM HST (No, I’m not getting up early for you wankers.)
Hare Phone: ECDC (249-644-4477)
SPECIAL NOTE: This is not exactly an iso-trail, but keep in mind there is still a pandemic. Bring a mask and observe social distancing. Bring something to drink from (like your vessel), and something to sit on. (The CDC says that being within three feet of a COVID infected person for 10 min. gives you a 50% chance of being infected. Doubling the distance cuts the risk by 75%, cutting the time in half cuts the risk by 50%, wearing a mask cuts the risk by 10%. For any of this to do you any good you need to find an infected person. If the are 5000* active cases in Montgomery county that is 0.5% of the population. Multiply 0.005 by the number of people present to get you chances of encountering an infected person. That is probably much greater than your chances of getting laid. If you need help with this, ask Math Sucks.) (*this is a guess, if you know a more accurate number let me know.)
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