DCH4

DC Harriettes And Harriers Hash House

Past Trails

DCH4 Trail #2119: 8/22/20 10am onwards Joint MVH3 trail

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Hare(s): Bobbylonghare, Missed Erections, Milk Money

Start Location:

Col. E. Brooke Lee Middle School
11800 Monticello Ave, Silver Spring, MD 20902, USA
Construction at the school, to find the start, face the front of the school, trail starts in the woods to the right.

Cost: $0.00

In case of trouble contact: Bobbylonghare 301 651 1390

Dog Friendly: Yes but should be on leash

Stroller Friendly: Tough stroller only, some narrow rocky trails and logs.

Trail Distances (Miles): Runners: 4.25ish Walkers: 2.5ish

Shiggy Ratings: (1=None to 10=Jungle Bushwacking): Runners: 2 – mind the train trestle Walkers: 2

Moistness Level(1-10): Runners: 2 unless it rains really hard Walkers: 2 unless it rains really hard

Safety: We strongly encourage all wankers to bring a phone on trail with them.

Miscellaneous Notes: Combination of paved hiker/biker, natural surface woodland and casual trails totally within Wheaton Regional Park. As usual, bring dry shoes, water, and clothes in a small bag, not your airport suitcase.

*please practice social distancing*

 

DCH4 Trail# 2118 – 8/15/20 – 1pm onward

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Hare:: Dr. Strangelove

Start: Lake Accotink Park – 7500 Accotink Park Rd, Springfield, VA

Directions to start: Main parking lot (the one with the railroad trestle). Park near the 2 dumpsters at the far end of the lot from the trestle .

Trail will be ready by 1 pm Saturday, August 15, start on your own, at your own time, but be advised the park closes at 9 PM.

Dogs ok, but strollers not advised. Extra pair of dry shoes/socks.

Trail is A – A. Runners’ trail 4 and 1/2-ish, Walkers’ trail 2 and 1/2-ish. For those finishing trail between 2 and 4:30, hare will have beer at the end until it runs out.
*please practice social distancing*

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DCH4 Trail# 2117 – 8/8/20 – 1pm Onward

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Theme: Celebrating 1955, and Isaias has passed us by 😳

Hares: Spitz.cum and Porn to Fail

Start: Lee Distrct Park ( a 193 acre park plus the BIG backyard playground/spray park for children)

Friendlies: Strollers, dogs, kids, everyone over 60

Special: Birthday Cupcakes and Vintage Beer provided.

Trail: Runner/Turkey 4-5 miles, Penguin/Stroller 3-4 miles

***PLEASE practice COVID-19 Best Practices and follow social distancing guidelines. NOTE: State of VA is currently implementing Phase Three***

Directions: From MD and VA

Find the DC Beltway to Alexandria, exit 176A, Telegraph Road South (Route 611)

Proceed South on Telegraph Road for approximately 2.5 miles.

LEFT Rose Hill Drive at the light into Lee District Park. Follow the road to the end past the recreation center. Parking lot is on the right. Do not turn left into the parking lots for the fields.

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DCH4 Trail #2116: 8/1/20 1pm onwards

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Start location: Intersection of Colorado Ave, Kennedy St, and 14th St NW Washington, DC

Update 8/1 11:48am – the hare will not be laying trail; if you show up to the start location, Rock Creek park is 1 block to the west; please have an iso-trail today

Hare: Cocktease Falcon

Trail description: Same trail for both runners and walkers, approximately 4.5 miles, A to B trail

Any issues on the trail, call the Hare at 559-652-1685

*please practice social distancing*

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DCH4 Trail #2115: 7/25 1pm onwards – Porn & Muddy break The Virg for his 40th

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Hares: Porn to Fail, Muddy Twaters, The Virginator

Start: 6805 Geneva Ln Temple Hills, MD 20748

Trail Description: A to A trail. Trail will be 90% shaded. It will be wet to help cool things down, so dry shoes and socks will be needed. Mostly ankle deep, but you can get waist deep if you want to cool off – in which case bring dry clothes as well. Headlamp might be useful, but not absolutely necessary. Turkey = 2.75 – 3.5 miles; Eagle 3= 3.5 – 4

It will be hot as balls out – bring plenty of water and sunscreen.

*please practice social distancing*

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DCH4 Trail #2114: 07/18/20 12pm West Hyattsville, MD

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Where: Streetcar 82 Brewery Co. 4824 Rhode Island Ave, Hyattsville, MD.
https://www.streetcar82brewing.com/read-me
https://goo.gl/maps/gxicK2tNmMdNKwN99

Start directions: Do NOT park in S82 parking lot. Park on Rhode Island Ave. Look for chalk talk and On Out arrows.

Hare: Deaf Lesbian

Theme: How Will Hell Be Any Worse? Joint trail with WH4

Trail Description: Mostly pavement but will include water crossings. Depending your height, ankle – knee high. Trail 3-4 miles. Watch out for rabid geese. Trail laid at noon.

Other Trail Notes: Deaf Lesbian hits the 5-0 next week. Ass, cash, grass: all are suitable gifts.
No cash at brewery, bring plastic.

Hare(s) Phone #: 571-242-2247. Shouting useless, text only.

*please practice social distancing*

Since this is a joint trail with WH4, the Zoom will be held on Sunday at 6pm instead of Saturday.

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DCH4 Trail# 2113 – 7/11/20 @ 1pm onwards

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Start: 6th St. NW & Florida Ave NW, Washington DC

Hare: Cocktease Falcon

Trail description: 1 trail for walkers and runners; stroller and dog friendly
If there are any issues on trail, please contact the hare at 559-652-1685.

Please continue to social distance.

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DCH4 Trail #2112: 7/4/20 1pm onwards

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Due to the nationwide uptick in COVID-19 cases, DCH4 will continue to host socially distant trails. This means that Spelunker & Late Nite will not be hosting their annual Independence Day after-party/on-on barbecue at their house. Stay safe & healthy!

 

Start Location: Meadowbrook Softball Fields #4, 5, 6 – parking lot at the intersection of Beach Dr & Pinehurst Parkway, Chevy Chase, MD *overflow parking available at Meadowbrook Local Park along Beach Dr.
Hares: Late Nite Drive Thru & Ass Spelunker
Trail Description: 1 trail for walkers & runners not to exceed 4 miles, expect a mix of urban and wooded trails, do not anticipate water/mud shiggy, no beer check, chance for PI – low, chance for ticks – medium/low. If the hares are motivated, they may add an eagle split.
Hash Cash: $0 – BYOE (Bring your own everything)

 

* We plan on bringing our canopy and propane grill to the park if anybody wants to bring stuff to drink & grill – BYOB. Our grill is a small camping grill, so if anybody has a bigger one (*insert Beavis and Butthead laugh here*) you can bring it as well. Also bring camp chairs (possibly an extra canopy too if there are enough of us).

 

*please practice social distancing*
Join the Zoom meeting at 6pm to be included in the virtual end circle.
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DCH4 Trail #2111: 6/27/20 DCH4 invades MVH3

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Location – Behind Sherwin Williams paint store at 7644 Richmond Hwy Alexandria, VA 22306 (look for postal vehicles)

Hares: Porn To Fail (PTF) and Loan Shark (LS)
Hare phone numbers: PTF (571) 215-4407 – LS (703) 850-7805

Walkers Trail about 3 miles
Runners trail roughly 4.5 miles
Strollers: Call PTF beforehand to discuss
Trails will be marked with Green flour, Green chalk and Green tape

There will be intersections AND bad trails. Since this is ASS hashing 1 puff of flour off a check will indicate True Trail. Bad trails will not be onerous

Shiggy factor 3-6 on all trails
Moistness factor 3-4 on all trails

There will be beer provided at finish from 10AM to 3PM for those wankers not smart enough to bring their own.

Special note about dogs:
All dogs are fine on walkers trail. Small dogs that can be carried for 150 yards or so OK on runners trail. There will be a work-around for larger dogs on runners trail. PLEASE, do not take larger dogs on this section of runners trail.

*please practice social distancing*

Join the Zoom meeting at 6pm to be included in the virtual end circle.

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Meeting ID: 481 059 341

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