Come celebrate the rights of the women in your life—and The Cocktease Falcon’s birthday—on March 8 at Noma—Gallaudet Metro!
Hares: The Cocktease Falcon, Turkey Twat
How much: $6
Start: NoMa Gallaudet U New York Ave metro station – the Florida Ave exit, or alternatively, navigate to N St NE & 2nd St NE Washington, DC
Trail details: A-A in the concrete shiggy!
Runners: 4 miles
Walkers: 2 miles
Prelube: Red Bear Brewing Co.
On After: Last Call (by Union Market food hall)