DCH4

DC Harriettes And Harriers Hash House

Past Trails

DCH4 Trail# 2078 – 10/26/19 @ 3pm

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Theme: “Don’t dream it. Be it.”
…and while you “shiver in antici-PA-tion”…get out those fish-net stockings and all the rest to celebrate 44 yrs of this camp-cult event by dressing as your favorite character (and your silly dog too). You all have plenty of time to attend pre World Series start.
Any RHPS virgins out there ?  If so, then ” I would like, if I may, to take you on a strange journey.” Join us
Start: Use Spitz address for start: 7233 Parsons Court, Alexandria 22306. But PLEASE park on BEDROCK (at intersection with Westfield Court) — you will see the BASKET BALL/TENNIS COURT on left side of street — if raining — there will also be a canopy and some prelube to warm your inners.
 
Hares: Spitz.cum (aka Magenta), NoChildLeftBehind (aka Just Janet) plus Mystery Hare (aka Dr Frank-N-Furter the “Surgeon”)
Trail: A to A Prime (Start and Park at LOCATION link above). Trail is dog and stroller friendly (as is On-After) with a Penguin (a walk around the park) and EAGLE/Turkey split (offering work arounds for wetness and some shiggy).There will be public crossings to show off our costumes too ! DRESS YOUR BEST !
End is Spitz’s Frankenstein Castle and where the ON AFTER takes place: 7233 Parsons Court, Alexandria, VA  22306. Movie option and bon fire will be stoked.
“Master, dinner is prepared” and served in Rocky Horror style including Frank-N-Furters (with mustard), Toast, Meatloaf, and of course vegetarian platters; plus assorted red drinks and birthday hats of course!
Bring: $10 for trail, food, beer, and other libations. Camp chair might be handy and maybe RAIN GEAR (ugh!) Movie option / available.
When you get lost in the “Time-Warp”, call 571.291.5011 for advise

DCH4 Trail# 2077 – 10/19/19 @ 3pm

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When: Saturday, October 19, 3:00 pm

Where: Fairland Recreational Park 3928 Greencastle Rd, Burtonsville, MD 20866.  Park by the tennis courts, maps will direct you to the football/soccer field parking.

Cost: $6

Hares: Unleash the Furrry, Heaven’s Gape, Just Alan (Hare cell 540-691-6854)

Trail: A to A. Runner and Walker trails. Runners need a dry bag for wet feet. Walker trail is stroller friendly with work arounds available. Trails are dog friendly, but doggo needs to be on a leash.

DCH4 Trail# 2076 – 10/12/19 @ 3pm

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NOT GOING TO RDR! Come on out to DCH4!!!

What: DCH4 trail #2076, the Non-Red* Hash

When: Saturday, October 12, 3:00 pm

Where: across Glenallen Ave from the Glenmont Metro Station. [Exit station up escalator on east side of Georgia Ave. To left of parking garage and cross Glenallen Ave, taking Macauley St (between townhomes on right and garage or somesuch being constructed on left). Then turn left on Auden Dr and start looking for wankers parking and milling about.

Hares: Standard Deviant, Just Mary, Bobbin for Buttplugs, DoMe Decimal Dominatrix, Just Grace, and Uncle Fester. With all that help, how bad can a Deviant trail be?

Huh?: 301-919-8109

Trail: A to D. Runner and Walker trails. Walker trail may approach stroller friendly and work arounds available.

Cost: $9. Circle and food at D. Beer many places.

*Non-Red does not include blood on trail

DCH4 Trail# 2075 – 10/5/19 @ 3pm

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Start: Jones Point Park  (Jones Point Dr, Alexandria, VA 23242)
Metro: Closest metro is King St Station (1.5 miles from start)
Hares: Floorgy and Facials
Cost: $6
Details: Trail is A-A. Dog and Stroller friendly. Walkers about 3 miles, Runners between 4-5 miles.
On After: Southside 815 (815 S Washington St, Alexandria, VA 22314
Gripes and complaints to Floorgy @ 228-229-4549.

 

DCH4 Trail #2074 – 09/28/19 @ 3pm  Foggy Bottom -GWU metro

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Hares:  Heaven’s Gape & Osama
Cost: $6
Where:  Washington Statue
2192-2442 K St NW, Washington, DC 20037
Start directions:  Meet at the Big Circle a few blocks above Foggy Bottom-GWU Metro
Trail Description:  A-B, Difficulty Level, Dog/Stroller Friendly,
Other Trail Notes:  Theme is “We’re not bikers we’re runners/ Walkers”
If you’re not biking with dcp4 and don’t want to travel to the other side of DC wear your favorite hat and explore with me”
On-After:  District Commons
The Avenue, 2200 Pennsylvania Ave NW, Washington, DC 20037
Hare(s) Phone #: 973 866 6852 (HG)

DCH4 Trail# 2073 – 9/21/19 @ 3pm

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  • Time: 3pm
  • Hare: Count Crackula and Front Office (301-332-7073)
  • Cost: $9  Food provided at On-On
  • Location: 10426 Inwood Ave.  Silver Spring, MD 20902
  • Directions: 
    • Public Transit: Red Line to Forest Glen ,  Call Count Crackula if you need a lift to the house.  1 mile from FG Metro
    • Driving Directions: Beltway 495 to Georgia Ave toward Wheaton at 4th light turn right at Dennis ave, proceed to light at Inwood, turn left.  House on left, on top of hill.  Park beyond the house toward Gridley Avenue.
  • On after:  At Casa Goldman

DCH4 Trail# 2072 – 9/14/19 @ 3pm

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Start: Thor and Sushi’s place: 10704 Margate Rd. Silver Spring, MD 20901. Neighborhood parking is tight, so get here early and don’t block anyone’s driveway.

Hares: Thor the Wanker and Bavarian Bush
Time: 3 pm (don’t be late, like usual! There’s a fest for the on-after we want to get to!)

Cost: $6

Details: This is an Oktoberfest kick-off hash!. Wear your fest-gear (considered hash gear for this hash), bring your steins, maases and other drinking vessels. Trail is A-A with a turkey-eagle split. Turkey is stroller friendly. Heck, even the eagle is Front Office friendly. some shiggy, (suburban-type) Beer check with opportunity for optional BYOC (bring your own cash) beer stop en route. Gen-u-ine German Oktoberfest beers will be available at the hash, as well as some American copy-cats.

Metro: Silver Spring or Forest Glen are closest. Call the hare if you think you need a ride from the Metro stop.

On After: the 4Corners Pub is hosting a parking lot fest. The Party closes at 6, so we want to get there in time. You can stop en route to buy a raffle ticket if you wish. Proceeds to support Dogs XL Rescue. Live bands! etc.

Gripes and complaints – @Ass.spelunker. Hare’s cell # 678-779-5089

DCH4 Trail #2071 – 9/7/19 3pm L’Enfant Plaza

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No one signed up for trail, so this one will be a recycled trail.

Start: Hancock Park (on C st. SW between 7th st. SW and 9th st. SW in DC) (Don’t look at Spelunker, Late Nite picked the start, apparently she likes Cock)

Hares: Late Nite Drive Thru & Ass Spelunker
Time: 3pm
Cost: $6
Details: A-B (5 blocks is B, when you are in DC). Low to no shiggy trail. Mostly pavement. Should be stroller & dog friendly. A few tourist opportunities.
Metro: L’enfant Plaza is the closest metro,  about a quarter mile.
Parking: It may be $2.30/hour to park at a meter in DC. Meters run until 6:30pm. At least according to the dc.gov parking website.
On After: Somewhere at the Wharf – we will take suggestions
Gripes and complaints: Spelunker @757-636-2524
If you live near Alexandria, take the water taxi to the Wharf – it should be a beautiful day to get on a boat!

DCH4 Trail# 2069 – 8/24/19 @ 3pm

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Theme: 69, upside down, expect anything
Location: Mill Creek Towne Elementary School (back parking lot), 17700 Park Mill Dr, Rockville, MD 20855.
Directions: Take 270 to 370E, exit 3A (Shady Grove Rd). In a mile turn left onto Mill Run Dr, then right onto Park Mill Dr and the school will be on your left. Look for us in the BACK parking lot.
Time: 3pm
Cost: $9 (some kind of barbecue at on-in)
Hares: Math Sucks and a mystery hare or two
Trail: A-A’. Expect anything, but keep your expectations low… you know the drill when Math hares.
Hare cell: 727-510-2462 – but text is better because I’ll probably still be figuring shit out right up till 3pm.