DC Harriettes And Harriers Hash House
Come celebrate the rights of the women in your life—and The Cocktease Falcon’s birthday—on March 8 at Noma—Gallaudet Metro!
Hares: The Cocktease Falcon, Turkey Twat
How much: $6
Start: NoMa Gallaudet U New York Ave metro station – the Florida Ave exit, or alternatively, navigate to N St NE & 2nd St NE Washington, DC
Trail details: A-A in the concrete shiggy!
Runners: 4 miles
Walkers: 2 miles
Prelube: Red Bear Brewing Co.
On After: Last Call (by Union Market food hall)
Start: Edison HS 5801 Franconia Road Alexandria, VA 22310
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Cost: $9
Hares: Cheese Jizz, Capital Cockshare, PPV and TdWDirections: I495 to Van Dorn Street Exit. Right at exit ramp onto Van Dorn. Left onto Franconia Road. Edison HS will be on right. Parking toward the back of school near ball fields.
Metro: Blue Line to Van Dorn Street. Approx 1.5 mile walk from Metro station. Or bus, uber or have a wanker pick you up
Trail Deets: A to A’. Limited parking at end. Bring a dry bag and layers since we will be having a bon fire after the sun goes down. Dog and stroller friendly options. Dogs must be on leash at on-in as we do not have a fenced yard.
On In: 5951 Franconia Road Alexandria VA 22301
Prelube: Leap Beer Day at Port City Brewery, 3950 Wheeler Ave Alexandria, VA 22304 starts at noon. Get a free 5oz sampler with any flight or pint purchase. Make sure you get your drunk ass to the start by 3PM, though!!
What: George Washington’s 288th Birthday
Where: Fort Hunt Park, 8999 Fort Hunt Road, Alexandria, Virginia 22308
Start: The far end of Parking Lot A (Away from the big Pavilion)
Hares: Can’t Talk With My Mouth Full, Just Pam & For Sale or Rent
How Much: $6.00
Trail Details: A-Aish
Walker: 3 miles
Runners: 4 miles
There will be a combination of woods and pavement on both trails (more woods than pavement). Both trails are dog on leash (a must) and Spawn (on foot, backpack or stroller) friendly.
Other Trail Notes: Bring extra pair of clothes/towel/shoes whatever. There will be a bag vehicle.
Since it will be George Washington’s Official Birthday, we will be indulging in some of his favorite things on trail and at circle. Our 1st President had a thing for spendy wine and anything/everything cherry. He also loved raisins, walnuts, hazelnuts and apples. But don’t expect a huge spread. This is DCH4 not MVH3.
Also, Since it is George Washington’s official Birthday, the Mt. Vernon Estate is free admission for the day 9am-4pm. If anyone has time prior to trail, they might want to check it out. Dogs are allowed on leash onto the estate too.
George Washington Mt. Vernon Estate
3200 Mount Vernon Hwy, Mt. Vernon, VA 22121
On-After: Belle Haven Pizzeria (1401 Belle Haven Rd. Alexandria, VA 22307)
Hare Phone #: Can’t Talk With My Mouth Full (240) 587-8959
What: Hash #2093 Love and everything about this trail sucks!
Where: Greenbelt Metro – 5717 Greenbelt Metro Dr, Greenbelt, MD 20740 PARKING LOT 1A
Who: Mrs. Shmegg and FeyLAY!
How much: $6
When: February 15, 2020 3PM
Friendlies: Runners, walkers, dogs that can be lifted over a short fence. Neither trail is stroller friendly, but could make a work around if there is interest (day of is fine).
Where: Mellwood Hills Community Park.
Who da Hares are: Beer and a Bag Full of Dildos…Good Times! And a mystery hare or two.
How much: 6 cash dollars – again, C A S H
Details: You might get your toesies wet, so bring a dry bag.
Bring a vessel.
Eagle/turkey options.
Dogs: sure, as long as you bring a leash.
Kids: sure, as long as you keep em leashed. But not stroller friendly (shiggy!).
Metro: get yourself to Suiteland Metro Station and then Uber/Lyft (15 min) or have a hasher pick you up along the way.
On after: TBD
Hare cell: 585-748-7515.
Hares: Muddy Twaters and One of your newly appointed RAs,THE VIRGINATOR
Where: THE MUDDY VIRGINATOR ABODE – 6805 Geneva Ln, Temple Hills, MD 20748
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Hash Cash: $9 [Includes Dinner] Gluten Free Food & Drink options
Transportation: Metro People, Green Line all the way to Branch Ave station. We are about 3.69 miles from the metro so run here, have a hasher pick you up, hitchhike, or Uber/Lyft-ing is an option too. Otherwise, car pool or drive your jalopy here and park in the driveway or cal de sac area. (hehe, sac)
Detrails: Shiggy Level 3, A-A shortish, Dog (on leash) friendly but not for strollers. Bring kids at your own hashy exposure risk. Runner & Walker trail option.
What to Bring: Virgins, cranium lamp, thirst for beer, change of clothes, dry shoes, dildos, your mom, chairs and your sense of humor.
On after: THE MUDDY VIRGINATOR ABODE
There will be food (with gluten free options), karaoke and beer pong and more beer for your juvenile enjoyment. Crash space is available for all who would like to not get a DUI.
Muddy Twater Cell # 484-942-8302
THE VIRGINATOR Cell # 585-478-1415
ON ON!