Hash Trash

Get your livers ready, where gonna get white girl wasted on a 7 shot check trail to celebrate Tramps 7 years of hashing debotchery

🐇 Hare: Tramp-sub-stantiation

⏰ time: 2 pm

📍 location: piney orchard elementary parking lot.

2641 Strawberry Lake Way, Odenton, MD 21113

https://maps.app.goo.gl/UmpYBM1YKmLGgQdh8?g_st=ipc

💴 cost: $10 (for all them shots)

🏃‍♀️ distance: 4.69 miles, trail will be A-A, one trail to rule them all with LOTS of checks for your faster bastards.

🍃 shiggy, 2.69, minimal, mostly paved and established dirt trails, unless I change my mine the day of.

🐕 dog friendly: yes

Stroller friendly? Maybe? If you have a mega all terrain stroller?

There is no trail this week due to VA Interhash. Join us next week 11/29 for Tramp-sub-stantiation 7 year hash-a-versary. More details cumming soon…

Since nobody signed up to hare, there will be a drinking practice starting around 2pm at Silver Branch Lagerhaus and Biergarten on Colesville rd in downtown Silver Spring.

https://maps.google.com/maps/place//data=!4m2!3m1!1s0x89b7c9a809097fe1:0xd0eeb8d15cfa67fd?entry=s&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwj6sca6hvSQAxXAMlkFHUoaD8AQ4kB6BAgZEAA

***NOTE START TIME OF 2PM***

THE BOURBON TRAIL!!

Today we celebrate the 236th birthday of our GM’s other favorite beverage: BOURBON! On November 8th, 1789, Elijah Craig first distilled whiskey from corn in Bourbon County, Virginia (which is now in modern-day Kentucky). Come dressed as your favorite bourbon barrel! Or don’t, I’m not your mother. Don’t like it? Fine, celebrate the 1,633rd anniversary of when Emperor Theodosius declared Christianity as the state religion, ya prude. Dress as your favorite martyr, I don’t care because I’ll be busy sipping BOURBON!

Side note: arrive early and visit the College Park Aviation museum before you run! Admission is $5. Probably not dog friendly though.

🐇 Hare(s): Close Encounters of the Turd Kind

📍 Location: College Park Station Parking Garage, 4928 Campus Dr, College Park, MD 20740

⏰ start time: 3pm

🏃‍♀️ Distance (Runner/Walkers): 1.8/2.6 mi runners, 1.5/1.0 mi walkers

🌿 Shiggy Level (out of 10): 7 for runners (bring dry shoes), 0 for walkers

👶 Stroller Friendly? Yes (for walkers)

🐕 Dog friendly?: Yes (for all)

💵 Cost: $7

📱Hares contact number: 850-685-2218

DCH4 Trail #2290 – Skeleton Crew Trail

When: Saturday, November 1 – 3:00 PM start

Where: Kensington Parkwood Elementary School – 4710 Saul Rd, Kensington, MD 20895

https://maps.app.goo.gl/RvQ58eJfGV8LwGJ7A

Hares: Cum Scene Investigator, Just Joseph the Mini Hare

Details: A-A; One trail to rule them all: 4.69 miles? (with this hare probably a bit more);

Shiggy level: 3.69/10

Hash Cash: $7

Stroller friendly: No; Dog friendly: Yes (likely not on-after)

What to bring: Cranium lamp (just in case), dry shoes, vessel, and optional “ofrenda” items listed below.

 

On Día de los Muertos, run with spirits and honor the dead—bring your brightest colors and your thirst for life (and beer). We’ll wander between worlds, chasing flour through the land of the living and the slightly undead/hungover.

We’ll have a Día de los Muertos ofrenda (altar) 🕯️ at end circle to honor hashers who’ve passed. Bring a photo of a hasher no longer with us, plus either their favorite food, drink, or hobby memorabilia (beer and hab are basically required sacraments anyway). No planned speeches, just a space for them to circle up with us again. 💐

On-after: Tia Queta (4839 Del Ray Ave, Bethesda, MD 20814) or Guapo’s (8130 Wisconsin Ave, Bethesda, MD 20814) to decide at trail end.

Hare contact number: 787-451-9798

There will be no trail this week. We’ve decided to invade White House H3 on Sunday 10/26.  For more info go to…

https://hashrego.com/events/wh4-trail-2208-the-velociraptor-trail

DCH4 Trail #2289 – “Mediocrity in Motion”

A to A Trail

When: Saturday, October 18th –

3:00 PM start

Where: 6805 Geneva Lane, Temple Hills, MD 20748 (park in driveway or on street.

Hare(s): THE VIRGINATOR & Roose Rips

Hash Cash: $7

Gather ‘round, wankers — it’s time for another DCH4 exercise in barely controlled chaos. This Saturday, your hares are leading an A-to-A trail that promises absolutely average shiggy, a healthy dose of pavement pounding, and enough booze stops to make your FitBit call the cops. Expect 4–5 miles for runners who hate themselves and 3–4 miles for walkers who just want to gossip and drink in peace.

Trail difficulty clocks in at a 2.69/5, because it’s funnier that way. You’ll sweat, you’ll swear, and you’ll probably wonder why you didn’t just stay home, but that’s hashing, baby.

Karaoke may be featured if enough degenerates stick around. If you overindulge and can’t drive, don’t fret, crash space is available for those too blitzed to wobble home.

So come on out, bring your thirst, your questionable decisions, and your trail shoes. Expect mediocrity, deliver debauchery, and drink like you mean it.

On-on! 🍻

There will be no trail this week 10/11 due to DC Red Dress Run. You must rego to attend. To rego, visit https://hashrego.com/events/dc-rdr-carnival?fbclid=IwdGRleANTW3NleHRuA2FlbQIxMQABHtnO4vsvPTiTEJH3j7FQVNooGJjWdEHMbH3gcmm_5zVk7u3r8IASHQ4MSal4_aem_egNi2snnBpvmKLT6Sfyt6Q

 

 

Start: 13421 Georgia Ave Silver Spring MD 20906

Nearest metro: Glenmont – take M20 or M22 – 15 min ride from metro or text PJ for pick up at 240-672-8819

Hare: Princess Jizzmine

Details: A-A
Runners: 4 miles / 2.69/5 shiggy
Walkers 2 miles / 1.69/5 shiggy

Post lube: 7 Locks Brewery
12227 Wilkins Ave Silver Spring, MD
Closest metro from 7 locks: Twinbrook

What to bring:
Hash cash 💰($7)
Clean dry clothes & shoes/ dry bag 👟
A positive attitude 😆
Vessel 🍺

A charcuterie trail. Time to get bougie.

🐇 Hare(s): CP and Spike

📍 Location: 4105 Jones Bridge Rd, Chevy Chase. North Chevy Chase Local Park

https://maps.app.goo.gl/UxqqTk1R6yFUbGzq8?g_st=ipc

⏰ start time: 3pm

🏃‍♀️ Distance: Runners: 4 miles / Walkers: 2 miles

🌿 Shiggy Level (out of 10): Runners: 4-5 / Walkers: 3

👶 Stroller Friendly? Sadly no

🐕 Dog friendly?: Yes

💵 Cost: $7

📱Hares contact number: 773-531-3209