Hash Trash

In lieu of a plain told trail on hot ass pavement in the middle of summer trail is brought to you in partner with EWH3 for their summer Bar Crawl! Avoid heat stroke by drinking indoors! Details below.

Make sure to sign up on hash rego!

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https://hashrego.com/events/ewh3-pub-crawl-pilgrimage-july-12th-2025-st-ivey-

Dear Disciples of the Divine and the Debaucherous,

The Holy Spirits are calling, looking for acolytes to undertake their annual Pub Crawl pilgrimage. Raise your glasses – and maybe a little holy hell – while helping us toast the new Chi-Town Pope.

Ascend through Heaven & Hell confessing your sins (making room for some new ones), transform yourselves on our mission for a Holy Grail, perhaps lift your voice at (ch)oral practice…

Come thirsty, leave blessed, maybe a little possessed.

Can’t wait to see all your angelic – and mischievous – faces!

In nominee beer-me,
The Holy Spirits Planning Committee

$45 IF YOU PAY IN ADVANCE VIA HASH REGO, $50 DAY-OF AND AT THE DOOR

Check- in Start Time: **12:30 PM Saturday, July 12th, 2025.

On-Out: 1:45 PM, don’t be late!**

Where: Ivey and Coney
Nearest Metro: Mt. Vernon Sq (Green/Yellow)

Nearest Capital Bike Share: Mt Vernon Sq (Green/Yellow)

Hares: Just Leah, BDSM-5, and Split

Cum On-Out!!!

Trail of the Half-Price Fireworks.

Cum sooth your 4th hangover with a double hash day. Mount Vernon isn’t far away in the morning and then dch4 in the afternoon.

Start time: 3pm or whenever, I’m not your dad.

Hares: Amnesia Down There

Location: old town plaza (3950 chain bridge road, fairfax va). On top of the parking garage.

https://maps.app.goo.gl/sNwjeacoeSVGnPYEA

Cost: $7

Distances: Runners 3.69. Walkers 2.69.

Shiggy level: 1.69.

Stroller/Dog friendly. Googoogaga (yes), Woof (also yes).

Come to DCH4 Trail this Saturday, June 28th at 3pm. The start point is near Columbia Heights Metro Stop! Strut your best punk outfits and enjoy drinks and shenanigans.

Start: Columbia Heights Civic Plaza

Cost: $7

Hares: Chalk Girl, Anal Fission and friends

Prelube: Wonderland Ballroom

On After: Number 2’s Hasher garden 1219 Kenyon st NW

On – On After: The Midlands (Georgia Ave/Petworth Metro)

Details:  End Circle and on after at Number 2’s house (1219 Kenyon St NW, Columbia Heights Washington DC 20010.

Cellphone for Text: (Chalk Girl) (352) 256 1320.

Theme: Warped Tour/Punk Rock

Start: Wheaton Regional Park Parking Lot
2002 Shorefield Rd, Silver Spring, MD

Nearest metro: Glenmont and Wheaton
Text the hare for metro pick up: 240-672-8819

Hare: Princess Jizzmine

A-A
Runners: 4-5 miles / 2.69/5 shiggy
Walkers 2-2.5 miles / 1.69/5 shiggy

On After: Stained Glass Pub
12510 Layhill Rd, Silver Spring, MD 20906

What to bring:
Hash cash $7 💰
Clean dry clothes & shoes/ dry bag 👟
A positive attitude 😆
Vessel 🍺
Whistle

There is no official DCH4 trail this week 6/14.  There is a DCH4 hare party instead. This is an invite only event. Want to get an invite? All you have to do is sign up to hare.

HARE! & Get an EXCLUSIVE invite to tramp’s pool party June 14 at noon. Let me know the date you would like! 👣👣

Let PITA or Tramp know if you wanna hare so you can get the invite.

 

NOTE SPECIAL START TIME OF 4PM

Yes, yes you’re so close! You’re almost done with Tour Duh Hash. Just 3 more trails to go! Cum join dch4 on the 11th leg! We’ll be frolicking in southern Maryland close to smutty crabs leg a tour so be sure to make it a double he*der and go to smutty at 11am too!

🐇 Hare(s): Blinded by the Spooge, Ballzheimers, Tramp-sub-Stantation.

📍 Location: back of the parking lot at 1770 Tucker Rd, Fort Washington, MD 20744.

https://maps.app.goo.gl/4FHtvZxawP5rzksx6?g_st=com.google.maps.preview.copy

⏰ start time: 4pm

🏃‍♀️ Distance (Runner/Walkers): 5.69 for runner 3.69 for walkers

🌿 Shiggy Level (out of 10): 5.69

👶 Stroller Friendly?: No

🐕 Dog friendly?: Yes except maybe on-after. If your dog can chill in the car that’s fine

💵 Cost: $8

📱Hares contact number: contact GM Tramp at 859-324-1537

There will be no DCH4 trail this week due to Tour Duh Hash. Mt Vernon will kick off Tour at 10am fallowed by Fredericksburg Urban Hash at 3pm.  For a complete schedule of TDH, visit https://sites.google.com/site/dcfmh3/home/dc-tour-duh-hash?authuser=0

Join us next week (6/7) as DCH4 will host Tour at Ft. Totten metro at 4pm. More details to cum.

Due to the holiday weekend there will be no trail this week 5/24.
Just a reminder that TDH starts next week 5/31. Details to fallow.

Cum celebrate Thor and Sushi’s 21st Hashiversary

Hares: Sushi and Thor

location: School parking of woodlin elematary (2101 Luzerne Ave, Silver Spring, MD 20910)

https://maps.app.goo.gl/hD8bRkypVh7xpiRH6?g_st=com.google.maps.preview.copy

Runner/walker Distance: 4+/5+

Shiggy: 4-5, mixed with urban industrial

Stroller: No but could be workaround

Dog: on leash but not at on-after

Cost: $7

on after: El Norteno, 8917 Brookville Rd, Silver Spring, MD 20910

Hares contact: 404-274-7452

Cum celebrate Late Nite Drive Thru and Ass Spelunkers milestone hashiversary. Late Nites 20 years and Spelunkers 25 years of hashing. We will have food at the end (probably burgers and dogs).

Start: Casa de Spelunker and Late Nites (8010 Piney Branch rd. Silver Spring, MD 20910)

Hares: Late Nite and Ass Spelunker

Cost: 10 doll hairs (there will be food)

Details: Trail will be A-A. Runners about 3+ miles (but no more than 4 1/2) walkers, probably a bit shorter (maybe a couple miles).
As always bring dry shoes and clothes, and bug spray. And if you want something to sit on, bring those chairs.

Dog friendly: Yes

Stroller friendly: TBD (if not, there will be work arounds)

Parking: You can park across the street on Piney Branch rd or at Sligo Ave neighborhood park behind our house.

Gripes/Complaints:  Spelunker – 757-636-2524 and Late Nite – 240-274-3707