Hash Trash

Location: Barcroft Community Center – 4200 S Four Mile Run Dr, Arlington, VA

Hares: Bumspringa, Cock-A-Thong and Juan in a Million

Weather dependent, trail will be ready at 12:00p on SATURDAY, Oct 17, 2020 until the trail disappears WH4 iso-Trail #1951.69 The Whore Mile Run Trail!

Start: SATURDAY, Oct 17 at 12pm. A-A trail from the top of the (free) parking garage at Barcroft Community Center, 4200 S Four Mile Run Dr, Arlington, VA.
Distance/shiggy rating/notes:
• Eagle 5.5 miles/6 for steep inclines/declines, water crossing, no tunnels.
• Turkey 4 miles/4 for steep inclines/declines. Tough dog friendly.
• Walkers 3 miles/1 and is stroller and dog friendly.
• Regular checks and standard hash marks. Hare marks in flour and chalk (see IRL Chalk Talk for colors)
Deets:
• Carry ID and beer money for DIY BC and DIY On-After.
New District Brewery is less than 1 mile from start at 2709 S Oakland St, Arlington, VA. Open Saturday 12–10PM and Sunday 12–6PM.
• Wear a mask where necessary, use hand sanitizer, and employ social distancing.
• “BC/SC” mark(s) = down-down what you’re carryin’ ‘round.Trail Rules:
• !!DO NOT MARK/SOLVE CHECKS!! Use twigs, rocks, etc. to temporarily mark checks but sweep them away before continuing.
• DO bring chalk to touch up the hare marks for the next Quaranteam when necessary. Use hare arrows when On-On to touch up flour hash marks: /______
• DO take plenty of photos and upload them to the Hash Flash (see link above).
• NO guaranteed Harecohol. Each Pack hasher is their own BF1 meaning BYOLibations and orange food (or do the DIY BC and DIY On-After).
• Hashers not trashers.
• “BC/SC” mark(s) = down-down what you’re carryin’ ‘round.
• Follow CDC guidelines. Wear a mask. Maintain at least six feet of social distance from anyone outside of your live-in Quaranteam. Wash your hands.Here’s the unofficial schedule (all times HST):
By noon Saturday (weather dependent): Hares have finished dead laying trail
12:00p Saturday – Hashers can begin On-Out’ing on trail! (see rules)

WH4 Hash Cash: FREE! for iso-Trail & virtual Circle (but no trail credit earned, see below)

WH4 Trail credit: Due to the clusterfuck that would be trying to log every halfmind r*nning iso-trails and attending virtual Circle, the ONLY way for the Pack to earn trail credit is to pay ~$1 hash cash via these payment methods.There is NO additional requirement beyond the ~$1 payment to earn trail credit (ie. attending iso-trails or virtual Circles) but we do hope you participate in one or both of those hashtivities.

WH4 Frequent Hashers Card: If you’ve already purchased a Frequent Hashers Card (~$10 for 11 credits), please email leadhashcash@whitehousehash.com with your hash name and trail date each time you’d like to redeem one of your 11 credits to receive trail credit.

Hares’ Checks and Hash Flash:
View the Hares’ Checks and Hash Flash link here: https://bit.ly/2KiwK56

Start: Fort Hunt Park – 8999 Fort Hunt Rd, Alexandria, VA 22308 Google Earth Lat/Lon: 38.715954° N, 77.048085° W   

Hare(s): Bronco Buster and her multi-kennel ASSistants:  French Toasted, Just Allen, Sloppy Seconds, Sir Lance A Little, Spitz.cum, Doggy Style. 

Description: It’s Bronco’s Birthday.  Usually every Columbus Day weekend is taken up with other activities, but thanks to COVID, sadly not this year.  YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO.  First of all, it’s 10/10 so that calls for tutus (22s), extra points for red.  Second, if you’re colorblind, wear green.  Third, wear a red dress if you want too.  No gather round, no circle.  Bring your own MASK, beer, wine, Trulys, bubbly, water, orange food, snacks, lunch, cake, chair, drinking vessel, and warm red clothes.  BB will be celebrating in person on Saturday only, unless someone wants to bring mimosas on Sunday am like Spinal Tap and Hasher Humper used to do.  Trail will be checked/remarked on Sunday and Monday. 

Trail Notes: A-to-A, No false trails.  The next mark after a check is true trail.  Ya still gotta find the next mark!  If this changes we’ll let you know. Flour color for Runners Trail – TBD; Walker’s Trail will be Fluorescent Orange Flour Trail Distances (Miles): Walker ~ 3.0, Runners ~ 6.0 Shiggy Ratings: (1=None to 10=Jungle Bushwacking):  Walkers – 1, Runners – 3, you have a couple of miles in the woods, maybe one patch of shoe-sucking mud Moistness Level (1-10):  Should be beautiful.  Check the news or Weather Channel Dog Friendly: Yes – Trail is mostly paths, streets, sidewalks, woods, some shiggy.  Leashes are required in Fort Hunt.  And be prepared to pick up after them when they poop in Fort Hunt (everywhere really).  Stroller Friendly: Yes – see Dog Friendly.

Safety: We strongly encourage all wankers to bring a phone on trail with them.  There are a couple of BVCs crossing the George Washington Parkway for everyone.  No tunnels – bring headlamp if you want to carry add’l weight and/or if you hash as sun is setting.  No PI & PV spotted on trail but there are Hashers/Harriet’s that like the smell of Ivy Block. It might not be as hot as in summer, but still remember sunscreen, bug spray, and bring water on trail!  In fact, it might be chilly, so dig out your old MV/DCH4/WH sweatshirts, hoodies, and fleeces.

Directions to Start: Once in Fort Hunt Park, locate picnic area C1.  There is a parking lot attached to C1.  The picnic area is reserved for Saturday only.  From Old Town Alexandria drive south on Washington Street and continue on the George Washington Memorial Parkway ~6.5 miles. Take the exit for Fort Hunt Park and follow signs into the park.  From Mount Vernon, drive north on the George Washington Memorial Parkway 3.1 miles.  Take the exit for Fort Hunt Park and follow signs into the park. 

Metro: Not really, though you could get someone to pick you up at Old Town or Huntington or take an Uber.  Do not try and walk it.  Biking down the MV Trail is an option for the DC Bash group.

Miscellaneous Notes: Hounds are welcome to hang out with the hares and share tales of RDRs past.  Fun fact – did you know BB was a co-founder of the Phnom Penh RDR?  Bring anything you want, it’s A-to-A.  Hares recommend your own chair.  It sucks sitting on splintery picnic tables.  As usual, bring dry shoes, water, and clothes in a small bag, not your airport suitcase.  The picnic site is reserved for Saturday only.  If C-1 is not reserved on Sunday/Monday, it can be invaded.  We don’t have a pavilion, but trail is on rain or shine.  As a reminder, we are still hashing with our individual quaranteams, not as a group.

Bring your own snacks, water, and beer.  Also, bring your phone with you on trail! To reiterate, please DO NOT show up to trail before 10am on Saturday.  Pick another time that works for you, so that we can stay distant from each other.  We’re trying to keep as much of the hashing spirit alive, while still staying safe. OnOn and On-Out!

In case of trouble contact: Bronco Buster – 303-875-4623, French Toasted – 703-597-6624, Spitz.cum – 571-291-5011

Start: Wolf Trap, the National Park for the Performing Arts, 1551 Trap Rd, Vienna, VA 22182 Follow chalk marks to Picnic Tables behind Ovations restaurant to start. NOTE: Start is NOT in one of the 2 big parking lots.  

Hares: For Sale or Rent Off the Market (571-296-4000) and Dyke Tyson
Cost: $0  
Theme: Renaissance Faire ISO distanced romp with DCH4 and MVH3. COSTUMES! So dust off the leather, the corsets, a flower garland, robin hood topper or tri-corner hat for atop your crown, some pirate booties, a kilt. Speak the King’s English or a wee bit o’ cockney, a brogue, Latin, French! or is it speak like a pirate day?!?

Trail Distance: Runners – 5.3ish. Walkers – 3.2ish.

Stroller Friendly Factor: Runners: some logs, a steep incline, a few narrow bits for serious stroller hashers. 2nd bit good for all. May have a water crossing but have workaround. Walkers: some logs. Have a buddy. One uphill and one downhill slightly steep.

Shiggy Rating: all trails – may be muddy parts, some sections with lots of roots or rocks. 95+% zero green stuff. Runners may get wet. Walkers predominately flat. All trails a mix of paved, bare dirt, rocks and gravel. No cross country or bush whacking.
Dog Friendly Factor: yes, all trails, ALWAYS on leather.

Miscellaneous: Trail is A-A. APRES – under a grove of trees. 10-20+ picnic tables with yards between to meet the edicts of the King’s Proclamation of distantly spaced. Bring your own Grog, your smoked turkey wings and whatever you have in the larder or can plunder for your picnic. Per proclamation bring a face shield AND WEAR IT to ward off the Plague.  

Metro: the end of the silver line (Rt 7 Leesburg Pike) for folks that want to set up ride shares.  

Directions: NPS directions for driving to the Park
From the Capital Beltway I-495
Take exit 45 to Rt 267 WEST (Dulles Toll Rd), follow signs to local exits, pay a $3.25 toll, and exit at the Wolf Trap ramp.
NOTE: IMPORTANT *** There is NO exit from Rt 267 EAST from Reston directly to Wolf Trap.

From Route 7 Westbound (toward Leesburg)
Turn left on Towlston Rd and the park will be on the left in 1 mile. Trap Road is not available due to construction.

PARKING: The CLOSEST parking to the start is Encore Hill. FOLLOW signs to handicap/permit parking (the signs are not consistent depending on direction). After turning, follow the road as it bends to the right, bypassing that huge parking lot. Turn LEFT at the ENCORE HILL sign. Drive to top of hill, paved parking lot on left. If you end up at the Ticket Office turn around… you have gone too far!  

Start: Lake Accotink Park – 7500 Accotink Park Rd, Alexandria, VA

Celebrating a new season and apples cum to mind, symbolic of many things — health, blessings, and hot SPIKED apple cider — so join us on a fabulously laid Fall equinox trail

Hares: Cums in Style  (Spitz.cum, Doggy Style and Amazon.cum)
Trail: Walkers and runner trails option, some shiggy, creek crossing (all dry), and PI still alive and about. Bring bug spray too.
Friendlies: Dogs on leash & strollers all good
Start Location: Large parking lot under train tressel (park at the corner furthest from tressel).

Trail NOTES: This is a BYO-Everthing (including your own water, beer, munchies, something to drink from like your vessel, and something to sit on)

Hare Phone: Spitz (571.291.5011)

SPECIAL NOTE: Opening trail for your evening pleasure on FRI 25 SEPT. Cum and play early (anytime after 4:00 pm) and will have some “apple” juiciness to get you warmed up. Ir might rain, so be prepared but if not, will have a fire and also some meaty chili. ONLY on FRI evening. Check for any updates before you head out, either day.***PLEASE CONTINUE ISO HASHING AND SOCIAL DISTANCING (masks within close proximity)***

Start:  Ewald Park – 4452 Duke Street Alexandria VA 22304

Theme: Pay Per View’s 25 Years of Ass Expansion

When: FRIDAY, Saturday, Sunday Sept 18-20th.   Start time of Friday TBD but hopefully by 2pm depending on weather.  Watch this space for details.

Who: Pay Per View and her assistants (probably Tour duh Whore and Can’t Talk With My Mouthful)

Cost: BBYOBM – Bring or buy your own beer and mask!

Trail Deets:  Trail A – 4 mile with short cuts options(2.5-3 miles). Trail B- AssExpansion trail just under 2.  Trail A has a bar along the way. Bring your own beverages with you or take advantage of of opportunities to buy some on trail. Bring ID, face covering, smart phone (hint – menus use smart phones and one location that’s the only option to order), no touch payment method.  

Location: Croyden Creek Nature Center – 852 Avery Rd Rockville, MD

Hares: Pour Some Custard on Me & RU-469. Send any complaints to Just Gibson.

Trail: A to A with a walker/runner split. The walker’s trail is 2.5 miles, offroad but on cut trails, and dog friendly but not stroller friendly.

Runner’s trail is 4.5 miles and a mix of low shiggy offroad with pavement pounding under tree cover, probably some mud if it’s a rainy week but still tough-dog friendly.

Since the trails and sidewalks are shared use please keep a mask with you and social distance.

On-after: Saints Row Brewing on Saturday between 12-8pm (so you can get a whole day of drinking in).

*Updated trail guidance – Face masks will be mandatory in the presence of other hashers outside of your personal quaranteam while at DCH4* 

START: Kingman Island (575 Oklahoma Ave NE
Washington D.C., DC 20002)

Hare: Assfixiation

There will be a pre-lube, 4-check, socially distant social stroll trail from 12 to 2:30. There will also be an unmanned, no-check trail on beautifully scenic Kingman Island

A-A. Start will be RFK parking lot outside the Kingman Island gate. There will be 2 trails: a pre-laid Kingman Island trail, and a social-stroll trail with 4 neighborhood stops.

The social-stroll is a pavement-pounding walkers’ delight. It has the bare minimum mileage to take you past your favorite city hashers. You can say socially-distant hellos to Chip n Failz, Downward Facing Doggy Style, Lorena Hobbit, Daddy’s F’cking Lost and more—— as long as you use the yet-to-be-determined means to let them know you’re headed their way between the house of 12 and 2:30.

Stay social and stay dry. Or go run around the woods and then socialize. Choose your own adventure.

Due to the forecast of all-day thunderstorms from 6am-4pm, trail will be moved be moved to Sunday.

Start: Glenmont Metro Parking Garage Section 1a – 12501 Georgia Ave, Silver Spring, MD 20906

Hares: Porn to Fail and Spitz.cum

Theme: Geezer’s Revenge

Trail Description: Trail will be A to A. It is dog friendly but not stroller friendly. If anyone plans to stroller it there is a good workaround. Walkers trail will be about 3 miles – runners about 4. There will be a mix of moderate shiggy and pavement. All trails will get somewhat wet even if we don’t get the deluge. This is a joint trail with WH4 but will use DCH4 trail marks. All will be explained in the chalk talk. There will be at least 1 shot check on trail assuming the weather cooperates. There will be beer and Orange food at the On-In from noon to 6 PM on Saturday. If you do the trail on Sunday – BYOB.

Any questions call Porn To Fail – (571) 215-4407

Hare(s): Bobbylonghare, Missed Erections, Milk Money

Start Location:

Cost: $0.00

In case of trouble contact: Bobbylonghare 301 651 1390

Dog Friendly: Yes but should be on leash

Stroller Friendly: Tough stroller only, some narrow rocky trails and logs.

Trail Distances (Miles): Runners: 4.25ish Walkers: 2.5ish

Shiggy Ratings: (1=None to 10=Jungle Bushwacking): Runners: 2 – mind the train trestle Walkers: 2

Moistness Level(1-10): Runners: 2 unless it rains really hard Walkers: 2 unless it rains really hard

Safety: We strongly encourage all wankers to bring a phone on trail with them.

Miscellaneous Notes: Combination of paved hiker/biker, natural surface woodland and casual trails totally within Wheaton Regional Park. As usual, bring dry shoes, water, and clothes in a small bag, not your airport suitcase.

*please practice social distancing*