Hash Trash

Theme:    Second occasionally annual Soju hash.

Location:  Parking lot for Packard Center, Annandale Community Park, Annandale, VA.

Address is 4022 Hummer Rd, Annandale, VA.    Turn into the park entrance from Hummer Rd, drive 100 yards and bear right at the fork.  At the top of the hill will be the parking lot for the Packard Center.   Park and hash.

Time: 3PM

Cost: $6

Hares:  Dr. Strangelove and Thor

On After:   At one of the many fine (or not so fine) Korean barbecue restaurant/bars in Annandale; also known as Little Korea Town.   There will be Soju.

Soju (/ˈsoʊdʒuː/; from Korean is a clear, colorless distilled beverage of Korean origin.  It is usually consumed neat, and its alcohol content varies from about 16.8% to 53% alcohol by volume (ABV). Most brands of soju are made in South Korea. While soju is traditionally made from rice, wheat, or barley, modern producers often replace rice with other starches such as potatoes, sweet potatoes, or tapioca.

Hare’s cell  571-265-3541  (Dr. Strangelove)

Start: Schooley Mill Park

12975 Hall Shop Rd, Highland, MD 20777
https://maps.app.goo.gl/FSzdXw8W1v4WhSLZ9

When you pull into the park. Go pass the parking for the horse coral. Make the first available left and park near basketball courts.

Hares: Blinded by the Spooge and Just Patrick.

Date/time: 8/10 @ 3pm

Cost: $6.00

Trail Details: A to A. Runners and walkers trail are on mostly natural trails. Some parts may be tougher for strollers. Dogs on leashes. All summer protection should be brought – sunscreen, PI block and bug spray.

OnAfter: The Brewers Art Tavern
13380 Clarksville Pike, Highland, MD 20777
https://maps.app.goo.gl/bM1M4MqLn8V1k2Lu8

Start :Ben Brenman Park , large parking lot off of Somervelle – 4800 Brenman Park Drive Alexandria, VA 22304

https://goo.gl/maps/HVpUo1XyzVB2

Hares: Can’t Talk with My Mouthful, French Toasted and Pay Per View

Directions: From I395, take Duke Street exit heading east towards Old Town Alexandria. Take a right onto Somervelle Street, take it all the way to the end to the large parking lot and look for wankers.

Cost: $6.OO

Trail Deets: A to A’. Expect a lot of shiggy including walkers trail. Will have work around for strollers. Dog friendly but leave them at home if it’s too hot. All summer protection should be brought – sunscreen, PI block and bug spray.O

OnAfter: Lost Boy CIder 317 Hooffs Run Dr, Alexandria, VA 22314

Where:  Jessup Blair Local Park – 900 Jessup Blair Dr, Silver Spring, MD 20910

Start directions:  Park in main parking lot of the park

Hares:  Bowser

How Much: $6.00

Trail Description:  A-A, 4-ish miles

On-After:  Cissel-Saxon American Legion – 905 Sligo Ave, Silver Spring, MD

*Special Start Time of 1pm!*

No hash cash; this is a pay as you go trail. A to Z. Trail will not be conducive to walkers unless you bike/scooter/skate or auto-hash.

Theme: 2nd Annual Brewery DCH4 10K Run

Hare(s): Deaf Lesbian, Special Red

Start: West Hyattsville Metro Station, Green/Yellow line

2700 Hamilton St., Hyattsville, MD 20782

https://goo.gl/maps/noA53G4peVfrZULo8

Follow marks to start

Itinerary: Approximately 6ish miles/10K total. Trail will be marked with flour.

Approx. 1.5 miles to:

1. Streetcar 82 Brewery

4824 Rhode Island Ave, Hyattsville, MD 20781

https://www.streetcar82brewing.com/taplist

Approx. 2 miles to:

2. DC Brau

3178 Bladensburg Rd NE Suite B, Washington, DC 20018

https://untappd.com/v/dc-brau-brewing-company/67632

Approx. 1.5 miles to:

3. Atlas Brewworks

2052 West Virginia Ave NE #102, Washington, DC 20002

https://www.atlasbrewworks.com/our-beers/

Approx. 1 mile to:

4. The Public Option

1601 Rhode Island Ave NE
Washington, DC 20018

http://www.thepublicoptiondc.com

Approx half mile to and End Circle at:

5. Right Proper Brewery

920 Girard Street NE
Washington, DC 20017

http://www.rightproperbrewing.com/what-we-do

It will be very hot Saturday. Hydrate before you run!

Bikers welcome!

Theme: Freedom Party (bring your patriotic attire)

Start: 8010 Piney Branch rd, Silver Spring, MD 20910 (Spelunkers and Late Nites house)

Hares: Late Nite and Spelunker

Cost: $10 (There will be food)

Details: Trail will be A-A, stroller and dog friendly.

On After and party will follow trail at our house. There will be a keg of Dogfish Namaste. If you get drunk, there will be crash space available.

Complaints: Late Nite @ 240-274-3707 or Spelunker @ 757-636-2524

DCH4 Trail#2061  Leg 1 of the Dumbass Double**

Where: Valley Mill Special Park: E Randolph Rd, Colesville, MD 20904

When: 3PM Saturday, 6/29

Cost: $6

Hare: Crash Test Dumbass

Trail: A-A, Runners & Walkers, dog friendly bring a leash. Treat this as an extension of a BAH3 trail: wet, PI, Shiggy, bugs, webs, mud, etc.

On After: Buffalo Wings & Beer 15412 New Hampshire Ave, Silver Spring, MD 20904Located in: Cloverly Village Center

**Butt what duz leg 1 of the Dumbass Double mean??? Nothing unless you are going to BAH3 trail the next day at 3 starting at Crash Test’s Chateau in Catonsville. If you do both then you can get CTD’s patch if you don’t already have it.

Link: BAH3.org

TIME: Gather 2:30; HARES AWAY: 3:00 pm

PRELUBE: Mt Vernon starts at 10am from the same location as DCH4, so come on out and make it a full day of hashing. 

START/END: 7233 Parsons Court, Alexandria, VA 22306 (Spitz’s Place)

TRAIL LOCATION: Huntley Meadows Park & Wetland Trails

COST: $10 (There will be food)

HARES: Spitz.cum & NoChild LeftBehind

BRING: Hash Cash $10 (includes grilled chicken & nonmeat option, salad choices for all of you). Consider bringing a camp chair, clean clothes, bug and sunscreen spray. Wear your favorite TuTu or TwoTwo Shirt, or create something fun (or not) ☺

TRAIL DEETS: You all get TWO trail option: (1) Walker Trail (pedestrian park trail, option for playground and activity center) = 2.5-3 miles. (2) Runner Trail between 4 and 6 miles (shiggy factor = 5 – 7 out of 10). Walker trail = 1 beer check/1 shot check; Runner trail = 2 beer checks / 2 shot checks.

KID / DOG FRIENDLY: Yes (dogs on walker trail must be leashed but NOT allowed on boardwalk portion); Runner dogs fine on trail, keep controlled please. Kids / dogs welcomed at Spitz’s place.

ACCESSIBILITY FACTOR: If coming by car — plenty of parking in this townhome lot. Park in center area and NOT at numbered parking spaces. If coming by Metro or bus – closest is Huntington Metro Station which is the terminus for the Yellow Line. And /or try https://moovitapp.com/ to figure it out. Call Hare if you need a Metro pick up to start.

BACKGROUND (for those historic folks): Huntley Meadows dates back to the mid-1700s, when George Mason bought the land that now occupies the park. Over the years it was sold and eventually became property of the federal government, and it was used for top secret communications testing in the 1950s. It also housed anti-aircraft protection for the nation’s capital during that same time. Huntley Meadows is a 1,500-acre park with hiking trails and wetlands that are home to more than 200 species of birds.

LOST, DAZED, CONFUSED: Call Spitz.cum 570.291.5011