Hash Trash

Start: 8010 Piney Branch Rd Silver Spring, MD 20910

Hares: Late Nite & Spelunker

How Much: $6

Trail Description:  expect hills but a short-ish trail for runners (3+ miles), stroller and dog friendly (please be aware that we have 2 large dogs at our house though)

On-After: La Casita Pupuseria  8214 Piney Branch Rd Silver Spring, MD

Note about metro:  The closest metro, Takoma, will be closed on 11/25 – if you plan to take public transportation, catch the free shuttle from Fort Totten to the other stops north of that point on the red line.  Our house is equally between both Takoma & Silver Spring metro stations, but the terrain is pretty flat from Silver Spring vs. the rolling hills from Takoma.

Start: Woodley Gardens Park 900 Nelson St, Rockville, MD 20850

Start directions: Find wankers in the parking lot

Hares: CP & Extra Creamy Dog Crap

How Much: $6

Trail Description:  Dog friendly, not really a walker trail (yet), but easy to do a stroller friendly trail nearby.

On after: Hard Times Cafe, 1117 Nelson st. Rockville 20850.

Hare #: 773-531-3209

Start: Riverdale Community Park, 5400 Haig Dr, Riverdale, MD 20737

Hares: Snail

How Much: $6

Trail Description: It will be dog friendly, but because of the anticipated temperatures, will have a reasonably short circle at the end.

On-further on: Franklins General Store (5123 Baltimore Ave, Hyattsville, MD 20781) is a bi-level brew pub with a quirky gift shop.

Theme:  Day of the Death Warmed Over – Missed Halloween? Day of The Dead? Itching to break out your costume from InterAm in Phoenix again? Feel free to wear a costume for Day of the Death Warmed Over…

 

Start Location:Ben Brenman Park  4800 Brenman Park Drive Alexandria, VA 22304 

Meet in the large parking lot off of Somervelle St.

Hares: Pay Per View , Quick Closing and Just Mena

Cost: $6.

 

Other Trail Deets: A to A’. Expect some shiggy. We may have an impromptu beer check so plan on brining extra $$$ and your ID. We are still working on trail deets and let you know at the start if you should bring them.

 

On After: Port City Brewery or Los Toltecos. We’re working on it..

 

Directions: From I395, take Duke Street exit heading east towards Old Town Alexandria. Take a right onto Somervelle Street, take it all the way to the end to the large parking lot and look for wankers.

PHAT BOY HASH!

When: Saturday, October 28, 2017 – 2:00 PM

Cost $9 – On After Food will be provided

Hares: Count Crackula, (301-332-7073) Front Office, Thor the Wanker, Sushi a la carte

What: Trail #1975 NOT DEAD YET TRAIL
Why:  Sexagenarians getting it up for live haring. You really should be able to catch them.
When: Saturday, October 21, 2:00 under duress
What: Runner and walker trails. A to D
Where: Start 3rd level Glenmont Metro [old/east] garage, 12501 Georgia Avenue 
Silver Spring, MD 20906
Hares? Standard Deviant (Deev), 1000 Watt Twat, Just Fey
How much? $6
On After: Deev’s, bring stuff to eat and drink, there may be a grill
As dog friendly as it is people friendly. Strollers not advised.

When:  Oct. 14, 2017 at 2 PM

Where: 10919 Lombardy Rd, Silver Spring, MD 20901 (Fester and Mom’s)

Start directions: Back yard. Parking is on the street and limited, so car pool where possible

Hares: Thor the Wanker and Sushi ala Carte

How Much: $6

Trail Description: A-A, Mild shiggy. Walker’s trail. Beer check. (I’m sure there is very little new territory for experienced DCH4 hashers.) Might be nano-brew(s) at the end. Bring your drinking vessel!

On-After: 4 Corners Pub. 10111 Sutherland Rd, Silver Spring, MD 20901

Hare(s) Phone #: 678-779-5089 (I know, it’s a GA area code, but it will work!)

Where:  314 Copley Pl, Gaithersburg, MD 20878

Start directions:  Parking Garage next to Harris Teeter’s/LA Fitness

Hares:  You!  It’s a pickup hash (hosted by No Child Left Behind)

How Much: $0, BYOB (end circle)

Trail Description:  A-A’, Map will be provided to the FRB providing location of beer check

On-After:  Kentlands Pub Crawl http://downtowncrownwine.com/whats-on-tap-2/

Hare(s) Phone #: 301 529 8802

Note the special start time of 10am!!  This is a joint trail with MVH3

Theme:  Pirate’s Day at the Renaissance Faire.   AARGH!!  Dress to cum aboard or be boarded! Pirate and Renn Faire attire!  Parrots optional.

Where:  Revel Grove Parking Lot, 1781 Crownsville Road, Crownsville, MD.

Beginning Circle Location: Look for wankers next to the handicap parking area and the port-a-loos.  We won’t be the funny looking ones this time!

Hares:  For Sale or Rent, Doc Strangelove, Guernsey Gripper, and French Toasted

How Much: $6.00 US.  assorted beverages and a groaning board of food

Trail Description: A to A.  Shiggy level low, relatively dry trail with a few marshy areas.  A couple of very shallow streams with rocks and logs as stepping stones. Runner’s possibility of some brambles or PI: Not much but come prepared.  Bag vehicle provided if you’d like to change at pavilion or walk back to your car before entering faire.  Flashlights are great if stay till closing.

Dog Friendly Factor: Leashed on trail and at end. Not in faire.

Stroller Friendly Factor:  WALKER’S TRAIL has some tough sections.  There is a workaround.

Other notes:

Tickets:  20 tickets at the group rate will be available for purchase from the hare.  More will be purchased if needed.  RSVP to reserve your ticket now so send a msg to: forsaleorrent2001@yahoo.com

On-After:  Bring Cash to the fairgrounds – Food and beverages are cash only inside the faire and the ATM lines can get very long.

HARE: 571-296-4000

Directions:

From the Washington, D.C. Beltway:

East on Rt 50 to EXIT 23, Parole [this is exit for Annapolis Mall]

RIGHT at end of ramp.  Continue straight on Rt 178, General’s Highway. Do NOT turn onto Defense Highway, Rt 450 – you will be stuck in traffic forever)

Go past the mall, fair grounds and Ram’s Head Tavern, in less than one mile past tavern, LEFT on Honeysuckle Lane.

LEFT on Crownsville Road.  LEFT into the faire grounds.

From Baltimore , MD
Take I-95 South to the Baltimore Beltway (I-695).
Follow the Beltway South to Exit 4 (Route 3 and I-97 South). Stay left on I-97 South to Annapolis as it splits from Route 3.

Take Exit 5 from I-97 (Route 178 to Crownsville).
Turn right at the third light onto Crownsville Road. (Crownsville State Hospital is at the intersection and you can only turn right.) Follow Crownsville Road for 1-1/2 miles and the Festival entrance is on left.

[or go past Crownsville Road and continue straight, turn RIGHT on Honeysuckle Lane and as above to avoid traffic]  

Note!  We are not hosting a trail on Sept 23rd due to DC Red Dress Run.  Quick plug-in for our next trail on Sept 30th.

The DCH4 9/30 trail will be co-hosted with MVH3 and is the annual MD RennFest trail, which has a special start time of 10am.  9/30 will be the MD RennFest’s pirate weekend, which is a very popular weekend for the event.  If you want to enter the RennFest following trail, please pre-purchase your tickets!  They are available through their website: https://www.rennfest.com/tickets