Saturday, 18 February 2017 at 2PM
The weather will be warm enough to leave your stocking hat at home and break out your favorite Deelie Boppers. Just avoid getting Jizz on them if you are not into it…or just Bop.
Hares: Cheez Jizz and Teenie Bopper
Trail: A to A, urban shiggy
Hash cash: $6 Cash
Dogs and strollers: Dogs on leash, but not at on-after; strollers – there will be stairs, but you may do a work around.
Bag vehicle: yes
D-erections: Metro to Crystal City or Pentagon City and walk about 10 minutes to start in 2nd Courtyard at Teenie Bopper’s place. Driving – use your Navigation (so simple). Plenty of street and bike parking (it’s 2 or 4 hour pay, depending on where you park – use the parking App and you can refresh from anywhere). Remember Metro Safe Track – no blue line from Rosslyn to Crystal City.
On After: Extreme Pizza, 1419 S. Fern St, Arlington, VA 22202
Http://pentagoncity.extremepizza.com/
TB Phone: 913-704-7018
Hash Trash
DCH4 Trail # 1943 – 2/11/17 3pm Beltsville, MD
Theme: Lost Count Annual Love Still Fucking Stinks Trail
Where: Beltsville Community Center 3900 Sellman Road Beltsville, MD 20705
Hares: Mrs. Schmegg and The DCH4 Official Curmudgeon, Fey Lay!
How much: $6
Trail: A to A, dogs on leashes, stroller work around. That’s all you need to know, you get what you get and you don’t get upset.
On after: Old Line, because we like their beer and if you don’t, FYYFF! 11011 Baltimore Ave, Beltsville, MD 20705 If it’s not filled there is Sippin’ and Paintin’ at 7PM
If I forgot anything, I don’t care!
Bad Dog’s Quest for 2500 runs!
DCH4 Trail #1942 – 2/4/17 2pm
What: Bad Dog’s Quest for 2500 runs!
Where: West Springfield Elementary School 6802 Deland Dr. Springfield, VA
Metro: Franconia-Springfield metro (call pita if you need to be picked up #301-412-3215)
Hares: pita, pay per view, spitz.cum, quick closing
How Much: $6.00
Trail Description: A-B (end .9 from school) stroller friendly, dog friendly
Other Trail Notes: Please come out and support Bad Dog in his quest for 2500 runs. It means a lot to him!! This run will be 2491ish run.
On-After: Austin Grill Old Keene Mill Shopping Center 8430 old Keene Mill Rd Springfield, VA
Hare(s) Phone #: (301) 412-3215
PS: $10 for TACOS at end of trail & call pay per view 703-405-5095 if you need a ride from metro.
DCH4 Trail #1941 – 1/28/17 2pm Washington, DC
The Chinese New Year of the Fire Cock
Where: Parking deck near I Street and 2nd Street NW, Washington, DC.
Start directions: You may want to park on the street during trail. We’ve never seen anyone towed from the parking deck, but we’ve never left cars there unattended. The hares checked the parking situation on 2nd street on a Saturday 2 weeks ago and there was plenty of street parking. Closest metro is Chinatown.
Map of Start: https://goo.gl/maps/5cS
Hares in Alphabetical Order: Capital Cockshare, Dr. Cockulus, Kindergarten Cock, Schrodinger’s Cock, Shamrock Your Cock, and Twinkle Twinkle Little Cock
How Much: $6.00
Trail Description: A-A; Length ~6 miles runners, ~3 miles walkers; Difficulty Level medium; Dog/Stroller Friendly yes on trail, no dogs at on after if the patio is closed; PI potential is low; Headlamp is not necessary.
Other Trail Notes: Ring in the Chinese New Year wearing red, especially red underwear. Red is believed to ward off bad luck and misfortune. Wearing red underwear will attract wealth and passion to your love life.
On-After: Irish Channel, 500 H St NW, Washington, DC 20001 http://irishchanneldc.com/
Hare(s) Phone #: Shamrock 703-283-8582
DCH4 Trail #1940 – 1/21/17 2pm Silver Spring, MD
Theme: “Make the Hash Drunk Again” aka Kill the keg
Where: 8010 Piney Branch Rd Silver Spring, MD
Start directions: Parking not available in front of house; plenty of free parking in neighborhoods surrounding house
Hares: Late Nite Drive Thru & Ass Spelunker
How Much: $6.00
Trail Description: A-A, runners 4-ish miles, walkers 3-ish miles
Other Trail Notes: Keg of Ballast Point IPA in our kegerator from 12 Down-Downs needs a few worthy souls to drink it down-down; pre-lubing will begin at 12pm
On-After: 8010 Piney Branch Rd Silver Spring, MD
Hare Phone #: (757) 636-2524
DCH4 Trail #1939 – 1/14/17 2pm Lake Needwood, MD
Another Lake Fuckin’ Needwood Trail!!!
Hares: Pervarotti, Secret Snatch and Cheese Jizz
Cost: $6
A to A’
Start: Lake Needwood Golf Course Parking lot – 6724 Needwood Road, Derwood, MD
The trail is A to A’, mostly in the woods. Runners and walkers trails.
Runners trail is Not stroller friendly, but walkers trail can be, with a few adjustments and a good stroller. Creek crossings will be mostly do-able without getting your feet wet, but with snow/sleet/hail/ice-locusts/
D’erections:
From the Silver Spring/Wheaton area: take Georgia Avenue north; left on
Rte. 28/ Norbeck Road; immediate first right on Muncaster Mill Rd.; after 2.9 miles, left on Needwood Rd at the light; go 1 more mile and turn left into the golf course parking lot; look for wankers.
From the South via the DC Beltway and I-270N: take I-270 north from the DC Beltway; begin to exit for exit 8/Shady Grove Rd, BUT as soon as you are on the exit ramp look for a quick exit to the right for Redland Blvd. Take Redland for two miles, passing Rte 355, Shady Grove Metro (Juanita’s), and Crabbs Branch Way, and then
Turn Right on Needwood Road. Golf Course is one mile on your right. Look for wankers.
From Baltimore: Go to DC Beltway and follow the above directions; OR take Rte 198W from I-95 or Rte 29. (198 later becomes Norbeck Rd) Immediately after crossing Georgia Ave/Rte 97, turn right on Muncaster Mill Rd. After 2.9 miles, left on Needwood Rd at the light; go 1 more mile and turn left into the golf course parking lot; look for wankers.
On-After: Juanita’s Restaurant; 15883 Redland Road, Derwood, MD (across from Shady Grove Metro station), 1.8 miles from start.
Hare phone numbers:
Pervarotti – 240-413-2388
Secret Snatch – 240-994-3670
DCH4 Trail #1938: 1/7/17 2pm Tysons Corner, VA
Theme: Wicked Good Trail, Kid
Where: Tyson’s Corner Metro Station (1943 Chain Bridge Road, McLean, VA, 22102)
Start directions: By Car: Tyson’s Corner is located right off of the Beltway – take Exit 46A, and follow Chain Bridge Road until you see the garages up on your left. You can park there and look for w*nkers milling about by the Metro entrance. By Metro: Exit the Tyson’s Corner metro station nearest the parking garage, and look for w*nkers milling about.
Hares: Ginger Snatch, Have You Blown My Stapler?
How Much: $6.00
Trail Description: A-A’; mild shiggy; stroller and dog friendly
Other Trail Notes: The White House AGM will be held at the On-After location, starting at 8:00 PM.
On-After: Paddy Barry’s, 8150 Leesburg Pike, Vienna, VA 22182 www.paddybarrysva.com
Hare’s Phone #: 781-475-9863
DCH4 Trail#1986 1/6/2018
DCH4 trail #1986 – 1/6/2018 – SPECIAL START TIME OF 3:00pm!!!
Hares: WH4 Mismanagement
Where: Tyson’s Corner Metro Entrance (south side of Chain Bridge rd. By the mall parking lot)
Prelube: Starts 1:00pm at Barrel and Bushel (7901 Tyson’s One Pl, Tyson’s, VA – on the roof of the mall)
Trail starts at 3:00pm!!!
Trail description: A to A’ Short and flat (Just like your mom)
This is a Prelube to the WH4 AGM. If you haven’t registered yet, get to it!!!
On After: X-Treme Wings and Bar (8119 Watson st. McLean, VA)
DCH4 Trail #1937 – 12/31/16 2pm Greenbelt, MD
Theme: New Year’s Eve Hash and Hot Tub Party
Where: Hollywood Neighborhood Park 9699 53rd Ave, College Park, MD 20740
Start directions: From Greenbelt metro make an immediate right hand turn and go down the tunnel to the back side of the station. Follow sidewalk until you see the gate in the fence leading into the park.
Hares: Please Step Away from the Whores, Can’t Find Pussy in a Haystack & I’m Tho Thor
How Much: $6.00
Trail Description: A-A’, DC Men’s hash is running in the same neighborhood at 1pm
Other Trail Notes: I’ll fire up the BBQ and you can throw anything you like on it… that’s French for bring your own dead animals. I’ll break out some beer, flip cup table, maybe try some of those cool games or drinks we keep seeing being posted all over the place and have the hot tub up and running (and cleaned out from the Christmas Orpahns/WH4 party the week before). My tastes in beer are pretty vanilla so for you beer snobs feel free to bring along anything you want to drink.
Then you might as well just stick around and party straight through until 2017! The hot tub will still be open and we can drink as much champagne as we can handle at midnight. There is plenty of crash space so you don’t have to drink and drive.
On-After: 5201 Edgewood Rd College Park, MD
Hare’s Phone #: 703-869-1496,
DCH4 Trail #1936: Christmas Eve 2pm – 12 Down-Downs of Hashmas
Late Nite & Spelunker Present the 6th Annual 12 Downs-Downs of Hashmas
What: A 2-3 mile walker-only trail comprising of 1 beer check and 11 shot checks. We sing baudy Christmas carols at each check.
Where: 7611 Piney Branch Rd Silver Spring, MD 20910
How much: $15
Includes: Plenty of alcohol, keg of Ballast Point IPA, feast after trail, crash space
What to bring: Hashy Christmas hymnal, holiday cheer, shot-sized vessel, air mattress/overnight supplies if you want/need to crash
On-after: 8010 Piney Branch Road (1/3 mile from start)
Please do not drink & drive! Uber/Lyft/public transit options are plentiful and encouraged.
Also, DCH4 is hosting the Beltway Bob on Friday, December 23rd. Come out to Solly’s at U St. metro between 5-8pm.
Happy Hour from 3pm – 8pm: $3.50 – PBR, Bud, Bud Light, Coors Light; $5.50 – DC Brau, Svedka, Jim Beam