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DCH4 Trail 1916: Shmegg in Riverdale, MD

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What: A trail

When: Saturday, July 23rd 2pm

Where: Good Luck Rd. across from Parkdale High School, Riverdale Park, MD 20737  Map URL
Hares: IE Shmegg, Mrs. Shmegg, and FeyLAY!
Details:  Trail will be shady and not too long on account of the heat.  Walkers’ trail probably dog and stroller friendly.
On after: Looney’s Pub, 8150 Baltimore Ave, College Park, MD 20740
Directions:
Driving – Beltway to Exit 23 Kenilworth Ave. Southbound towards Bladensburg.  Go about 2 miles and turn left on Good Luck Rd.  Towards the top of the hill look on the left for the tiny parking lot just past Crest Park Drive.  If it’s full (only 8 spots), park across the street at Parkdale High School and walk.  Be careful crossing Good Luck Rd.
Metro – Green Line to College Park.  Right on Campus Drive (used to be Paint Branch Parkway), cross Kenilworth Ave. and continue on Good Luck Rd.  Park entrance is on the left towards the top of the hill.  It’s about 1.5 miles.  You can catch the R12 bus to cut a mile off, or ask for a ride.

DCH4 Trail 1915: Mid-Summer Trail of Peace, Love and Music

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When: Saturday, July 16th. 2PM.

Where:  Start in the parking lot behind the Graham Community Building (use 2928 Monticello Dr, Falls Church, VA for GPS purposes, rather than the actual 2831 address).

Hash cash: $6

Notes:  Trail is A-to-A prime (trail ends in a different place) and dog-friendly, weather permitting (but do NOT bring dogs to the on-after!) Bring dry shoes, socks and so on.

Hares: Quick Closing, For Sale or Rent, Board of Erections

The special On-After will be at JV’s Restaurant and Live Music Room, 6666 Arlington Blvd, Falls Church, VA. Not only will Quick Closing be one of the hares, but Quick Closing and her band will be playing for you starting at 4pm

Trail 1914 – Spelunker’s birthday

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What:  Spelunker’s Birthday Trail
When: Saturday, July 9th at 2pm
Hares:  Ass Spelunker & Late Nite Drive Thru
Where:  621 Ellsworth Dr Silver Spring, MD 20910 (closest metro is 1/2 mile away – Silver Spring)
Trail:  A to A.  It will be really hot out!  Bring shades, sunscreen, hat, or whatever you generally use to beat the heat.  Trail may be under cover of shade trees and may have a creek wading opportunity, but the forecast is for a miserable 95 degrees, so plan accordingly.  Dog friendly trail (starting at the new dog park), but they may not appreciate the temperature – and please don’t leave them in your cars!
Cost: $6
Contact: Spelunker 757-636-2524

Trail1913 Deev House Hasn’t Burnt Down Yet

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Trail1913 Deev House Hasn’t Burnt Down Yet

What: DCH4 Trail #1913, celebrating the first anniversary of DEEV’s house not burning down.
When: Saturday, July 2 at 2:00 pm
Hares: Standard Deviant and additional sub-standards

Where: Near Glenmont Metro Station. Follow marks from station along Glenallan Rd.
Start is almost to Randolph Rd where other clueless wankers are gathering in field on right near playground.

Start is across the street from 2225 Glenallan Rd. Parking on Glenallan.

Trail: A to D (that’s D as in DEEV’s) There will be a bag vehicle, but feel free to arrange leaving cars at D.

You will have an excellent chance of getting slashed, bitten, and wet. That also could happen on trail.

On After: This starts the July 4th weekend. Hang out with the people your mom told you to stay away from along with beer, dogs on the grill, snacks including some standard orange food, and whatever food items you bring.

Cost: $6

Huh? 301-919-8109

Trail1913-liz-liz-liz-jizz

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DCH4 Trail #1913: OMG WHAT A BAD IDEA!!!!!

When: Saturday, June 25th 2016 @ 2PM

Where: Nursery Rd Light Rail Station Parking Lot6852 Baltimore Annapolis Blvd, Linthicum Heights, MD 21090

Hares: LIZ LIZ LIZ AND JIZZ
Math Sucks Let’s Fuck, Choking Hazard, Eat My Twat, and Cheese Jizz

Phone: Math (727-510-2462) EMT (919-689-6146)

Cost: $6

Trail:
Trail is A-A
We promise you nothing other than the FINAL FINALE FAREWELL Liz-Liz-Liz-Fucktya trail. There will be pavement and super heavy shiggy and a bunch of swimming. Bring your water wings if you need them. But store them in your puncture proof sac for the first part of trail so they don’t go limp too soon.

Trail isn’t friendly to anyone. Water is unavoidable. This trail really is a bad idea. OK, you can avoid the water, but you will not have any fun. It’s gonna be steaming hot, the water will feel good. I promise.

On-After: Heavy Seas Brewery 4615 Hollins Ferry Road, Halethorpe, MD 21227

Trail 1912: 7LocksBrewing (AGAIN!)

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Hares? Canned Pussy && SHIMJOB

What? A-A, bring dry shoes, walkers trail is stroller friendly, runners trail is dog-friendly, park on Wilkins Ave since the brewery has a small parking lot

When? The new normal hash time – 2PM Eastern Hash Standard Time

Hash Cash? $6

De’erections?

On After?
Join 7 Locks Brewing for their Dog Days Of Summer Event. $1 from every beer purchased will support MCPAW Montgomery County Partners for Animal Well-being.

ONON

Trail 1911: Tour Doh Hashz – Bey’s Lemonade Trail

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In case you missed Beyonce Friday in Bmore, this trail gon’ slay. We woke up like this, but you’ll be flawless wearin’ your Bey or Jay inspired attire.

Where: Y’all haters corny with that Bmore be too far mess. Pickles Pub (520 Washington Blvd, Baltimore, MD.) Have your chauffer park along Sharp St here near end circle. Leave nothing sitting out visibly in your car.

Hash Cash: $6

Hares: A diva is a female version of…Regurgasex, You must not know about…Don’t Have One, Should’ve put a ring on…Dump & Scrunch, I’m feeling my…Seriously?! 5 to 10?!, Yonce all on his mouth like…Quicker Liquor Upper, My persuasion can…Unleash the Furrry

Hare notes: Pre-lube 12 pm, pack away 1 pm. Trail is A to B (1 mile distance). Cum ready to fill the tub up halfway then ride it with my surfboard…bring a dry bag, shiggy socks, and sunscreen. You will get wet and shiggylicious. Turkey/Eagle split (Eagle hared by Regurgasex, Bey don’t play) and walkers trail. Trail is dog friendly, pre-lube has outside standing.

De’erections:

On-after: To the left, to the left. Social Pub and Pie (25 E Cross St, Baltimore, MD 21230)

World stop…carry on-on

Trail 1910: Second Leg of the Tour Duh Hash

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Trail and stuff!

Time: 2:00 PM HST

Hash Cash: $6

De’erections:

Hares: Survival of the Spittest, Bobbin for Buttplugs, Banana Condom, Tour du Whore, and Pay per View.

Notes: A to B, Headlamp, PI protection, bug repellent and a change of clothes are very good ideas (as always) 😀

On-After: Will very likely be Fiona’s.

Curmudgeonly yours,
SHIMJOB