The wankers have spoken!!Due to the pending tropical storm and Tour/PPV’s luck setting trail in the worst weather possible this weekends trail will be a pay as you go Pub Crawl in Old Towne Alexandria!!

Start : King Street Metro station on blue and yellow lines. Follow chalk, hare or flour to exact start (dry) location.  Map URL

Pre-lube: Theismann’s at 1800 Diagonal Road across from King Street Metro. Large bar and extensive lunch/brunch menu.
Time:2pm

Hares: Axedential Discharge, pay per view and Tour duh Whore

Cost: you are on your own for food and drinks. Maybe a few $$$ for donations if we have a circle and munchies

Other deets: probably no shiggy but u probably will get wet. Rubbers encouraged. Bring your ID!! Bring lots of mullah! We will be updating the DCH4 Facebook group as we move from pub to pub in case marks get washed away.

Trail: August 27, 2016, Arlington, VA
Time:  2 PM
Cost:  $6
Hares:  Betty Croaker and Dr. Strangelove

Start:   Small parking lot at the corner of Columbia Pike and S. Four Mile Run, Arlington, VA.   (Entrance to the parking lot is from Four Mile Run)
Use address 4698 S. Four Mile Run Drive for GPS, or coordinates  38.856192, -77.109774. Map URL
Trail Notes: Dogs OK, no strollers on runner, may be able to do work-around on walker , some shiggy, but little or no PI.  Expect to get shoes wet.
On After:  New District Brewing Company, 2709 S. Oakland St, Arlington, VA.   (This is a new brew pub, opened for business 8 months ago).  The brew pub is  1 and half mile from start location.

When:  8/13 at 2pm

Where: Potomac Ave metro Map URL

More trail details will be available on DC Full Moon’s website

Em-Bedded Map to trail

What: A Smurfday Birthday Trail!
Why: Because Math wanted to wear her Daisy costume?
Hares: Bored of Erections & ‘surprise’ guest
When: Saturday, August 6th, 2pm.
Cost: $6

Where: Arlington Hall West Park, 290 S Taylor St, Arlington VA   Map URL

Mis D’erections: From Arlington Blvd, go South on George Mason Drive. Turn Right on 4th St S. Turn Right on S Taylor St. Park is at end of road. Should be enough parking.

Trail Deets: A-B. Start is ~1 mile from end….as the crow flies. Walker & Runners. Samson thinks it’s 3.5 out of 5 paws on the dog friendly scale. It’s August, so it’s short. There are hills, but you start at a higher elevation than you end. Some creeks. BYODeet; Math might have already contracted Zika on her last trip to FL. Bring a bathing suit if you want to hop in the pool after trail (I only have 4 passes, so you all can’t go at the same time.)

On After: P. Brennans Irish Pub: 2910 Columbia Pike, Arlington, VA 22204. Free parking in garage at 1028 S Walter Reed Dr, Arlington, VA 22204

Who? Gladiater and the voices in his head.

What? Gladiater’s 30th Anniversary of Hashing

When? July 30th 2PM

Where? White Oak Shopping Center in Silver Spring 11255 New Hampshire Ave, Silver Spring, MD 20904. Park near the left side of Sears. Or use this Map URL

Why? Because DCH4 Trail!

On After? TBD in Silver Spring. No info provided.

What: A trail

When: Saturday, July 23rd 2pm

When: Saturday, July 16th. 2PM.

Where:  Start in the parking lot behind the Graham Community Building (use 2928 Monticello Dr, Falls Church, VA for GPS purposes, rather than the actual 2831 address).

Hash cash: $6

Notes:  Trail is A-to-A prime (trail ends in a different place) and dog-friendly, weather permitting (but do NOT bring dogs to the on-after!) Bring dry shoes, socks and so on.

Hares: Quick Closing, For Sale or Rent, Board of Erections

The special On-After will be at JV’s Restaurant and Live Music Room, 6666 Arlington Blvd, Falls Church, VA. Not only will Quick Closing be one of the hares, but Quick Closing and her band will be playing for you starting at 4pm

Trail1913 Deev House Hasn’t Burnt Down Yet

What: DCH4 Trail #1913, celebrating the first anniversary of DEEV’s house not burning down.
When: Saturday, July 2 at 2:00 pm
Hares: Standard Deviant and additional sub-standards

Where: Near Glenmont Metro Station. Follow marks from station along Glenallan Rd.
Start is almost to Randolph Rd where other clueless wankers are gathering in field on right near playground.

Start is across the street from 2225 Glenallan Rd. Parking on Glenallan.

Trail: A to D (that’s D as in DEEV’s) There will be a bag vehicle, but feel free to arrange leaving cars at D.

You will have an excellent chance of getting slashed, bitten, and wet. That also could happen on trail.

On After: This starts the July 4th weekend. Hang out with the people your mom told you to stay away from along with beer, dogs on the grill, snacks including some standard orange food, and whatever food items you bring.

Cost: $6

Huh? 301-919-8109