Hash Trash

We are without a hare again, so we will be practices our drinking skills again. This time with our dogs! Everyone bring Fido out to play at Bark Social Bethesda (935 Prose st. Bethesda, MD 20852). If you’re tired of DP and want a trail, SIGN UP TO HARE!

Please note, you have to pre-register with bark social before making a booking to bring your dog. If you don’t want to bring your dog you don’t have to do this process. I just did the process and it look about 10 mins to enter everything and email them my dogs vaccine records which are also required. Then you can book a day pass for the park.

Please please rsvp for this event so I know if anyone is actually cumming out before I drag my happy ass 45 mins away from home.

– love, Tramp

Welp we got no hares this week so guess we’ll just drink like normal people in brewery! The disgrace! I do love some good DP tho.

Cum join some wankers at Babycat Brewery @ 3 pm (10241 Kensington pkwy, Kensington, MD) in the nice cold AC and enjoy your beverages a la carte style.

I repeat, this is not a trail, it is drinking practice!

Babycat is dog friendly.

When: Saturday 6/22, 3pm

Start:
Aberdeen Local Park
12231 Triple Crown Rd, North Potomac, MD 20878

https://maps.app.goo.gl/MznUCwqNcLHqmgzc8

Hare: Blinded by the Spooge

Cost: $7

Details: Runners and walkers. Some trail, some pavement, plenty unknown. Cause last minute 😂 and haven’t scouted.

On After: TBD

DATE: Sat, June 15, 3 pm

Hare(s): Amazon.cum and Pita

Location: Route 70 Park n ride
https://www.google.com/maps/place/Interstate+70+at+Security+Blvd+Park+and+Ride/@39.3014698,-76.7130071,17z/data=!3m1!4b1!4m6!3m5!1s0x89c81b8ad51d40ab:0xaa15158136b28704!8m2!3d39.3014657!4d-76.7104322!16s%2Fg%2F11xjf87nj?entry=ttu

Distance (Runner/Walkers): 4 – 5 mi/walkers 3 – 4

Shiggy Level (5 of 10): mostly on well-trampled paths, small amt. of pavement

Not Stroller Friendly

Def Dog friendly AND There is a massive pet adoption event at the Timonium Fairgrounds btw 10 and 3 so, go get a dog and bring it to trail!! https://www.barcs.org/events/#event-509

Cost: $7 unless you sign up to hare w/in the next 6 months, then it’s FREE!!! [this Sat. ONLY]. OR, if you adopt a dog from BARCS (for free), I’ll pay your hash cash.

Hares contact number: 410-294-6556 (always a good idea to have your phone on an A.c trail)

Other Details: There is a MASSIVE pet adoption event at the Timonium Fairgrounds btw 10 and 3 so, go get a dog and bring it to trail!! https://www.barcs.org/events/#event-509

There will be no DCH4 Trail this week due to Tour Duh Hash. There will be two trails this Saturday. Smutty Crab at 10am in Waldorf, MD. And Fredericksburg Urban(ish) H3 at 4pm in Dumfries, VA. For more info on the location of trails, go to https://sites.google.com/site/dcfmh3/home/dc-tour-duh-hash

 

Cum one cum all to celebrate the Anal shit show that is Tour Duh Hash! An event of epdick proportions! You too can make horrible decisions for 10 days straight and complete not 1, not 2 but all fucking 13 trails! Start your day with Mount Vernon’s trail at 10am (also in spring field, because we care about not killing people with too much driving) and start your journey into total inebriation. Tell your friends! Tell your loved ones! Get your ass to trail! Help us beat last years attendance record of 61 wankers!

Hare(s):
PITA
Blinded by the Spooge
French Toasted
Polish Face polish

Location:
Gambrill Park & Ride
7321 Gambrill Rd, Springfield, VA 22153

38.7554185236883, -77.23174851398315

https://maps.app.goo.gl/p6bf5182VZAuDYjG6

Distance and Info:
A to A
Runners ~6.5mi
Walkers ~3.5mi

Shiggy level: Runners 6.5.
Water Crossing
Dog friendly.
Not stroller friendly.

walkers: Walkers Shiggy level
Water Crossing possible. Can be avoided. Also depends on rain.
Dog friendly.
Not stroller friendly

Cost $8

Theme: Memorial Day, remember the fallen and remember your love of beer!

Hare(s): Ruth MBG and Just Tyler

Location: Eastern Market
https://maps.app.goo.gl/V8DwvonPhSeqXdcT7

End: Navy Yard – https://maps.app.goo.gl/jEHqFEbxzLuQyFSR9

Distance (Runner/Walkers): Runners ~ 5mi/~3mi

Shiggy Level (out of 10): 0.69

Stroller Friendly?: Yes

Cost: $7

Hares contact number: (740)-312-5956, (979) 777-5060

We don’t have a hare this weekend so instead we will invade another trial and take credit!

WHAT: CCH3 Trail #282
Another **BRING YOUR ID ON TRAIL** trail!

WHEN: Saturday 5/18, pack away 3 PM-ish

WHERE: Baja Tap @ 901 S Bond Street, 21231
https://maps.app.goo.gl/wiDCNGcrc3MXWy5n6

HASH CASH: $10

HARES: Don’t Have One & Facial Profiling
Bring your A-game, steal their pants!

DHO & Facial have shamelessly stolen G-Spotify & Jr.B Heaveburger’s BRING YOUR ID ON TRAIL idea. sorrynotsorry!

PRE-LUBE: Baja Tap starting at 2:30 PM

TRAIL NOTES:
Well, it’s time to GIDDY-THE-HASH-UP, dear wankers and half-minds!
While Preakness Stakes will be happening at Pimlico, PHHHREAKNESS Stakes is happening in Fells Point!

BRING YOUR ID ON TRAIL for this hobby-horse-filled, riding-crop approved, LIVE HARE AFFAIR.

“Hobby-horses” provided by the hares, bring your own other PHHHREAKNESS Stakes attire and implements:
Hats, tweed jackets, dresses, cigars, bowties, and running shoes — bring your best horse and pony show down to one of America’s oldest drinking neighborhoods!
On after at Abbey Burger Bistro Fells: 811 S Broadway, Baltimore
https://www.abbeyburger.com/

On AFTER AFTER is a comedy show at The Port Comedy Club @ 813 S Broadway, Baltimore

Calendar

Purchase your own comedy club tickets *FOR THE 5/18 @ 930 PM SHOW* here:
https://wl.seetickets.us/event/vladimir-caamano/592767?afflky=ThePortComedyClub

Need a place to crash? Stumble on over to the Admiral Fell Inn:
https://www.admiralfell.com/
on-giddy-up-on!

WHAT: Sushi’s Bday Hash

WHEN: Saturday May 11th 3pm

WHERE: Amherst Parking Garage – 11304 Amherst Ave in Wheaton, Md

DISTANCE (Runner/Walker): 5/3

HARES: Sushi and Thor

HASH CASH: $7

DETAILS  Stroller Friendly
(Wheaton) Metro Friendly

Trail includes special birthday dessert drink check.

There is a $1.00/hour fee for parking in this public garage. Plenty of free street parking outside. Where are using it as our meeting place.

ON AFTER: American Legion Post 268 – Wheaton

 

Nobody signed up to hare this week, so no trail.

There are a couple options for entertainment. Either go to Mt. Vernon at 10 am, or Jug bay for the keep your pants OnOn campout in Upper Marlboro. Go to Hash Rego for more details and to register.

https://hashrego.com/events/spring-campout-weekend-2024